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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
We are stardust, we are golden......and we have decided the real world is too hateful for us so we're starting a hippie commune ans we have our own beach!!
Hatter is bringing his best ribbons and beads and his legendary tea making skills.
I am bringing my extensive 70's vinyl prog rock collection and my favourite frisbee....
So will you join us? And what skills or assets will you bring??
Hatter needs spanking and Lisa needs help with sand in her nooks and crannies!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't need spanking. I protest.
Though I'm far too tired to actually do anything about it.
When you getting muddy?"
Two weeks. I can't wait til it's over so i can rest. |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"I don't know what macrame is
Tying string in knots and making things out of it, but I can only think of plant pot holders and shopping bags lol!  hammocks xx"
Haha, of course - we have a high demand for hammocks, they're hanging things! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"I don't know what macrame is
Tying string in knots and making things out of it, but I can only think of plant pot holders and shopping bags lol! hammocks xx
Haha, of course - we have a high demand for hammocks, they're hanging things! "
 hanging or dangling? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know what macrame is
Tying string in knots and making things out of it, but I can only think of plant pot holders and shopping bags lol! hammocks xx"
There is a high hammock demand. Especially as I keep breaking them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know what macrame is
Tying string in knots and making things out of it, but I can only think of plant pot holders and shopping bags lol! hammocks xx
Haha, of course - we have a high demand for hammocks, they're hanging things! "
Hammocks are not 'hanging'. I think they look rather nice actualy |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Fuckin' hippies
You love us really.
It's a good thing I'm around to keep everyone grounded, or you'd be off doing naked yoga or burning policemen in giant wicker statues  "
i do naked yoga and hammock or rope suspension works well for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuckin' hippies
You love us really.
It's a good thing I'm around to keep everyone grounded, or you'd be off doing naked yoga or burning policemen in giant wicker statues i do naked yoga and hammock or rope suspension works well for me "
You're definitely welcome. I need a yoga instructor |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Fuckin' hippies
You love us really.
It's a good thing I'm around to keep everyone grounded, or you'd be off doing naked yoga or burning policemen in giant wicker statues i do naked yoga and hammock or rope suspension works well for me
You're definitely welcome. I need a yoga instructor "
and where would you like stretching ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuckin' hippies
You love us really.
It's a good thing I'm around to keep everyone grounded, or you'd be off doing naked yoga or burning policemen in giant wicker statues "
That sounds fun actually |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh no I can't count - it's Mk 6!!
I'll bring you a calculator. 
An abacus will probably be better. 
Lol, piss off!! Sent you a pic of a macrame hammock - but I'M having it now!!  "
I'd need a bigger one anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuckin' hippies
You love us really.
It's a good thing I'm around to keep everyone grounded, or you'd be off doing naked yoga or burning policemen in giant wicker statues i do naked yoga and hammock or rope suspension works well for me
You're definitely welcome. I need a yoga instructor and where would you like stretching ? "
Everywhere |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Fuckin' hippies
You love us really.
It's a good thing I'm around to keep everyone grounded, or you'd be off doing naked yoga or burning policemen in giant wicker statues i do naked yoga and hammock or rope suspension works well for me
You're definitely welcome. I need a yoga instructor and where would you like stretching ?
Everywhere "
youd have to change your user name to 'the tantric pretzel' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuckin' hippies
You love us really.
It's a good thing I'm around to keep everyone grounded, or you'd be off doing naked yoga or burning policemen in giant wicker statues i do naked yoga and hammock or rope suspension works well for me
You're definitely welcome. I need a yoga instructor and where would you like stretching ?
Everywhere youd have to change your user name to 'the tantric pretzel' "
What are you going to do to me?
Though I am intrigued. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Fuckin' hippies
You love us really.
It's a good thing I'm around to keep everyone grounded, or you'd be off doing naked yoga or burning policemen in giant wicker statues i do naked yoga and hammock or rope suspension works well for me
You're definitely welcome. I need a yoga instructor and where would you like stretching ?
Everywhere youd have to change your user name to 'the tantric pretzel'
What are you going to do to me?
Though I am intrigued. "
are you scared?..hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuckin' hippies
You love us really.
It's a good thing I'm around to keep everyone grounded, or you'd be off doing naked yoga or burning policemen in giant wicker statues i do naked yoga and hammock or rope suspension works well for me
You're definitely welcome. I need a yoga instructor and where would you like stretching ?
Everywhere youd have to change your user name to 'the tantric pretzel'
What are you going to do to me?
Though I am intrigued. are you scared?..hehehe"
A little. I'm not that bendy...yet |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Fuckin' hippies
You love us really.
It's a good thing I'm around to keep everyone grounded, or you'd be off doing naked yoga or burning policemen in giant wicker statues i do naked yoga and hammock or rope suspension works well for me
You're definitely welcome. I need a yoga instructor and where would you like stretching ?
Everywhere youd have to change your user name to 'the tantric pretzel'
What are you going to do to me?
Though I am intrigued. are you scared?..hehehe
A little. I'm not that bendy...yet"
its ok i dont often train men to be submissive men, you are quite safe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuckin' hippies
You love us really.
It's a good thing I'm around to keep everyone grounded, or you'd be off doing naked yoga or burning policemen in giant wicker statues i do naked yoga and hammock or rope suspension works well for me
You're definitely welcome. I need a yoga instructor and where would you like stretching ?
Everywhere youd have to change your user name to 'the tantric pretzel'
What are you going to do to me?
Though I am intrigued. are you scared?..hehehe
A little. I'm not that bendy...yetits ok i dont often train men to be submissive men, you are quite safe "
That's good, I'm not a good submissive. Don't let the sweet and innocent looks fool you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone free to help me get rid of the sand in my nooks and crannies, please? 
I'm free
There's a lot of sand...
I have time
...best get started, then
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Can I help in any way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone free to help me get rid of the sand in my nooks and crannies, please?
I'm free
There's a lot of sand...
I have time
...best get started, then
"
I'll put the kettle on, we'll need plenty if tea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somebody mention spanking???
Yes, bend over sweets
You go put the kettle on I've got this
Tea's already made. Trust me I got this. "
looks like tilly's happy for us both to do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somebody mention spanking???
Yes, bend over sweets
You go put the kettle on I've got this
Tea's already made. Trust me I got this.
looks like tilly's happy for us both to do it "
Oh yes I'm well happy for you two to do this! In the nest now! |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Anyone free to help me get rid of the sand in my nooks and crannies, please?
I'm free
There's a lot of sand...
I have time
...best get started, then
Can I help in any way "
Yes please...I'm covered on the stuff.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somebody mention spanking???
Yes, bend over sweets
You go put the kettle on I've got this
Tea's already made. Trust me I got this.
looks like tilly's happy for us both to do it "
We are hippies, we should share and spread the love |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somebody mention spanking???
Yes, bend over sweets
You go put the kettle on I've got this
Tea's already made. Trust me I got this.
looks like tilly's happy for us both to do it
Oh yes I'm well happy for you two to do this! In the nest now! "
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Somebody mention spanking???
Yes, bend over sweets
A good spanking might help get rid of the sand...
Couldn't hurt to try... Well maybe a little. "
I have to get rid of this sand...do what you have to do... |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Fuckin' hippies
You love us really.
It's a good thing I'm around to keep everyone grounded, or you'd be off doing naked yoga or burning policemen in giant wicker statues i do naked yoga and hammock or rope suspension works well for me
You're definitely welcome. I need a yoga instructor and where would you like stretching ?
Everywhere youd have to change your user name to 'the tantric pretzel'
What are you going to do to me?
Though I am intrigued. are you scared?..hehehe
A little. I'm not that bendy...yetits ok i dont often train men to be submissive men, you are quite safe
That's good, I'm not a good submissive. Don't let the sweet and innocent looks fool you. "
believe me i could make you submissive if i wanted to..but i dont..so we are all ok  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somebody mention spanking???
Yes, bend over sweets
A good spanking might help get rid of the sand...
Looks like we're gonna be busy H "
Oh dear. Whatever will we do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuckin' hippies
You love us really.
It's a good thing I'm around to keep everyone grounded, or you'd be off doing naked yoga or burning policemen in giant wicker statues i do naked yoga and hammock or rope suspension works well for me
You're definitely welcome. I need a yoga instructor and where would you like stretching ?
Everywhere youd have to change your user name to 'the tantric pretzel'
What are you going to do to me?
Though I am intrigued. are you scared?..hehehe
A little. I'm not that bendy...yetits ok i dont often train men to be submissive men, you are quite safe
That's good, I'm not a good submissive. Don't let the sweet and innocent looks fool you. believe me i could make you submissive if i wanted to..but i dont..so we are all ok "
We can just play with each others hair |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Fuckin' hippies
You love us really.
It's a good thing I'm around to keep everyone grounded, or you'd be off doing naked yoga or burning policemen in giant wicker statues i do naked yoga and hammock or rope suspension works well for me
You're definitely welcome. I need a yoga instructor and where would you like stretching ?
Everywhere youd have to change your user name to 'the tantric pretzel'
What are you going to do to me?
Though I am intrigued. are you scared?..hehehe
A little. I'm not that bendy...yetits ok i dont often train men to be submissive men, you are quite safe
That's good, I'm not a good submissive. Don't let the sweet and innocent looks fool you. believe me i could make you submissive if i wanted to..but i dont..so we are all ok
We can just play with each others hair "
not my thing... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somebody mention spanking???
Yes, bend over sweets
A good spanking might help get rid of the sand...
Looks like we're gonna be busy H
Oh dear. Whatever will we do "
hard task but I think we are up to the job especially that MrsSB |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Well you have the music covered but just in case I'll bring along some ELP, Yes & Tangerine Dream. I'm still quite good at tiedying stuff too but I'd have to start smoking again and re-learning the art of the good roll up.
xx
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There was this *one time* at Burning Man when I found a rather shaken up young man who had just escaped from a BSDM dome... He was babbling...
"I was in there and this woman said I was a very nice boy and she wanted to tie me up and then this guy said yes I was a *very* nice boy and he would tie me up so I ran away... I'm only 18 years old an I've seen more sick shit here in the last week than I have in the rest of my life..."
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"There was this *one time* at Burning Man when I found a rather shaken up young man who had just escaped from a BSDM dome... He was babbling...
"I was in there and this woman said I was a very nice boy and she wanted to tie me up and then this guy said yes I was a *very* nice boy and he would tie me up so I ran away... I'm only 18 years old an I've seen more sick shit here in the last week than I have in the rest of my life..."
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Ah Joe, a story for every occasion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well you have the music covered but just in case I'll bring along some ELP, Yes & Tangerine Dream. I'm still quite good at tiedying stuff too but I'd have to start smoking again and re-learning the art of the good roll up.
xx
S"
I have the art of a good roll up down to a tee
Welcome |
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"Somebody mention spanking???
Yes, bend over sweets
A good spanking might help get rid of the sand...
Looks like we're gonna be busy H
Oh dear. Whatever will we do
hard task but I think we are up to the job especially that MrsSB "
You look ready pp
MrsSB |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Somebody mention spanking???
Yes, bend over sweets
A good spanking might help get rid of the sand...
Looks like we're gonna be busy H
Oh dear. Whatever will we do
hard task but I think we are up to the job especially that MrsSB "
I think Mrs SB ahould help you get rid of my sand...  |
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"There was this *one time* at Burning Man when I found a rather shaken up young man who had just escaped from a BSDM dome... He was babbling...
"I was in there and this woman said I was a very nice boy and she wanted to tie me up and then this guy said yes I was a *very* nice boy and he would tie me up so I ran away... I'm only 18 years old an I've seen more sick shit here in the last week than I have in the rest of my life..."
Ah Joe, a story for every occasion. "
LOL
I was talking about getting a motorcycle with sidecar and discussing what kind of helmets my daughter and I would have and she, "I love you daddy, 'cos you're so funny."
I said, Enjoy it while can kid, 'cos there'll come a time when you find me deeply embarrassing.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Somebody mention spanking???
Yes, bend over sweets
A good spanking might help get rid of the sand...
Looks like we're gonna be busy H
Oh dear. Whatever will we do
hard task but I think we are up to the job especially that MrsSB
I think Mrs SB ahould help you get rid of my sand... "
I'm sure she'll be encouraged to help. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was this *one time* at Burning Man when I found a rather shaken up young man who had just escaped from a BSDM dome... He was babbling...
"I was in there and this woman said I was a very nice boy and she wanted to tie me up and then this guy said yes I was a *very* nice boy and he would tie me up so I ran away... I'm only 18 years old an I've seen more sick shit here in the last week than I have in the rest of my life..."
Ah Joe, a story for every occasion.
LOL
I was talking about getting a motorcycle with sidecar and discussing what kind of helmets my daughter and I would have and she, "I love you daddy, 'cos you're so funny."
I said, Enjoy it while can kid, 'cos there'll come a time when you find me deeply embarrassing.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Somebody mention spanking???
Yes, bend over sweets
A good spanking might help get rid of the sand...
Looks like we're gonna be busy H
Oh dear. Whatever will we do
hard task but I think we are up to the job especially that MrsSB
You look ready pp
MrsSB "
For you OH YES |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
 ... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?! "
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?!
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed. "
Excellent! You'll love it my friend! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?!
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed.
Excellent! You'll love it my friend! "
oh good youve arrived...want a hammock? |
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"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?!
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed.
Excellent! You'll love it my friend! oh good youve arrived...want a hammock? "
Ooooh please! With room for two? |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?!
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed.
Excellent! You'll love it my friend! oh good youve arrived...want a hammock?
Ooooh please! With room for two? "
ill get all knotty and make it big enough...couple of wrist loops....the odd extra bit for fastening things.....lololol..there we go your restraining device..errr i mean hammock is ready for you now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh no I can't count - it's Mk 6!!
I'll bring you a calculator.
An abacus will probably be better.
By chance I do possess an abacus..... "
You know, I'm not surprised. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?!
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed.
Excellent! You'll love it my friend! oh good youve arrived...want a hammock?
Ooooh please! With room for two? ill get all knotty and make it big enough...couple of wrist loops....the odd extra bit for fastening things.....lololol..there we go your restraining device..errr i mean hammock is ready for you now... "
Thank you M'Lady
Well, I don'the want to fall out, do I? |
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I could keep the kids entertained and educated(in a non strangulated/conditioning state type way). What should I put on the 'curriculum'?
I do get stuff(in a non materialistic way)back for this yeah? |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?!
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed.
Excellent! You'll love it my friend! oh good youve arrived...want a hammock?
Ooooh please! With room for two? ill get all knotty and make it big enough...couple of wrist loops....the odd extra bit for fastening things.....lololol..there we go your restraining device..errr i mean hammock is ready for you now...
Thank you M'Lady
Well, I don'the want to fall out, do I? "
so we side by side or whos on top? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh no I can't count - it's Mk 6!!
I'll bring you a calculator.
An abacus will probably be better.
By chance I do possess an abacus.....
You know, I'm not surprised. "
I'm not sure how to interpret that.
I'm going with "complimentary" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could keep the kids entertained and educated(in a non strangulated/conditioning state type way). What should I put on the 'curriculum'?
I do get stuff(in a non materialistic way)back for this yeah? "
Don't think this is a place for kids |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh no I can't count - it's Mk 6!!
I'll bring you a calculator.
An abacus will probably be better.
By chance I do possess an abacus.....
You know, I'm not surprised.
I'm not sure how to interpret that.
I'm going with "complimentary" "
It was meant in a complimentary way
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I could keep the kids entertained and educated(in a non strangulated/conditioning state type way). What should I put on the 'curriculum'?
I do get stuff(in a non materialistic way)back for this yeah? "
You get to live in nirvana - what more you want??
I guess maybe we could offer some adult education if the hippies were curious about something |
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"I could keep the kids entertained and educated(in a non strangulated/conditioning state type way). What should I put on the 'curriculum'?
I do get stuff(in a non materialistic way)back for this yeah?
Don't think this is a place for kids "
Bugger. I'll have a think about what other things I can offer.
Besides my cock.
And lips.
And all that other guff.
Oh. I can (sort of)sing like Jonny Cash? Any good for the camp fire?? |
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"I could keep the kids entertained and educated(in a non strangulated/conditioning state type way). What should I put on the 'curriculum'?
I do get stuff(in a non materialistic way)back for this yeah?
You get to live in nirvana - what more you want??
I guess maybe we could offer some adult education if the hippies were curious about something "
Okay. You teach me the skills and then I can pass them on while you're off doing something else important(like playing Cream, King Crimson, or Stretch)?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?!
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed.
Excellent! You'll love it my friend! oh good youve arrived...want a hammock?
Ooooh please! With room for two? ill get all knotty and make it big enough...couple of wrist loops....the odd extra bit for fastening things.....lololol..there we go your restraining device..errr i mean hammock is ready for you now...
Thank you M'Lady
Well, I don'the want to fall out, do I? so we side by side or whos on top?"
We may start side by side but I envisage a little writhing may take place... |
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"Oh no I can't count - it's Mk 6!!
I'll bring you a calculator.
An abacus will probably be better.
By chance I do possess an abacus.....
You know, I'm not surprised.
I'm not sure how to interpret that.
I'm going with "complimentary"
It was meant in a complimentary way
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?!
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed.
Excellent! You'll love it my friend! oh good youve arrived...want a hammock?
Ooooh please! With room for two? ill get all knotty and make it big enough...couple of wrist loops....the odd extra bit for fastening things.....lololol..there we go your restraining device..errr i mean hammock is ready for you now...
Thank you M'Lady
Well, I don'the want to fall out, do I? so we side by side or whos on top?
We may start side by side but I envisage a little writhing may take place..."
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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By *ushIronMan
over a year ago
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"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?!
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed.
Excellent! You'll love it my friend! oh good youve arrived...want a hammock?
Ooooh please! With room for two? ill get all knotty and make it big enough...couple of wrist loops....the odd extra bit for fastening things.....lololol..there we go your restraining device..errr i mean hammock is ready for you now...
Thank you M'Lady
Well, I don'the want to fall out, do I? so we side by side or whos on top?
We may start side by side but I envisage a little writhing may take place...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm "
All sounds very emotive |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?!
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed.
Excellent! You'll love it my friend! oh good youve arrived...want a hammock?
Ooooh please! With room for two? ill get all knotty and make it big enough...couple of wrist loops....the odd extra bit for fastening things.....lololol..there we go your restraining device..errr i mean hammock is ready for you now...
Thank you M'Lady
Well, I don'the want to fall out, do I? so we side by side or whos on top?
We may start side by side but I envisage a little writhing may take place...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
All sounds very emotive "
i have to tease him from this distance  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh no I can't count - it's Mk 6!!
I'll bring you a calculator.
An abacus will probably be better.
By chance I do possess an abacus.....
You know, I'm not surprised.
I'm not sure how to interpret that.
I'm going with "complimentary"
It was meant in a complimentary way
As a gentleman I wouldn't expect anything else from you. "
*tips hat* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?!
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed.
Excellent! You'll love it my friend! oh good youve arrived...want a hammock?
Ooooh please! With room for two? ill get all knotty and make it big enough...couple of wrist loops....the odd extra bit for fastening things.....lololol..there we go your restraining device..errr i mean hammock is ready for you now...
Thank you M'Lady
Well, I don'the want to fall out, do I? so we side by side or whos on top?
We may start side by side but I envisage a little writhing may take place...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
All sounds very emotive i have to tease him from this distance "
Hehe! Well you do it so well M'Lady |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?!
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed.
Excellent! You'll love it my friend! oh good youve arrived...want a hammock?
Ooooh please! With room for two? ill get all knotty and make it big enough...couple of wrist loops....the odd extra bit for fastening things.....lololol..there we go your restraining device..errr i mean hammock is ready for you now...
Thank you M'Lady
Well, I don'the want to fall out, do I? so we side by side or whos on top?
We may start side by side but I envisage a little writhing may take place...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
All sounds very emotive i have to tease him from this distance
Hehe! Well you do it so well M'Lady "
im better in person |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?!
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed.
Excellent! You'll love it my friend! oh good youve arrived...want a hammock?
Ooooh please! With room for two? ill get all knotty and make it big enough...couple of wrist loops....the odd extra bit for fastening things.....lololol..there we go your restraining device..errr i mean hammock is ready for you now...
Thank you M'Lady
Well, I don'the want to fall out, do I? so we side by side or whos on top?
We may start side by side but I envisage a little writhing may take place...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
All sounds very emotive i have to tease him from this distance
Hehe! Well you do it so well M'Lady im better in person "
Somehow of that I have no doubt...
It needs to put to the test in the flesh (so to speak) |
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By *ushIronMan
over a year ago
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"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?!
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed.
Excellent! You'll love it my friend! oh good youve arrived...want a hammock?
Ooooh please! With room for two? ill get all knotty and make it big enough...couple of wrist loops....the odd extra bit for fastening things.....lololol..there we go your restraining device..errr i mean hammock is ready for you now...
Thank you M'Lady
Well, I don'the want to fall out, do I? so we side by side or whos on top?
We may start side by side but I envisage a little writhing may take place...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
All sounds very emotive i have to tease him from this distance
Hehe! Well you do it so well M'Lady im better in person
Somehow of that I have no doubt...
It needs to put to the test in the flesh (so to speak) "
Even more intense |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Spanking?!... but I've been good! Honest!
Not what I've heard.
... Ummmmm... Soooo... Surf lessons?... anyone?!
I'll take you up on that. I've never surfed.
Excellent! You'll love it my friend! oh good youve arrived...want a hammock?
Ooooh please! With room for two? ill get all knotty and make it big enough...couple of wrist loops....the odd extra bit for fastening things.....lololol..there we go your restraining device..errr i mean hammock is ready for you now...
Thank you M'Lady
Well, I don'the want to fall out, do I? so we side by side or whos on top?
We may start side by side but I envisage a little writhing may take place...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
All sounds very emotive i have to tease him from this distance
Hehe! Well you do it so well M'Lady im better in person
Somehow of that I have no doubt...
It needs to put to the test in the flesh (so to speak)
Even more intense "
are you a voyeur and commentator by nature, or just because of 'our chemistry'? |
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