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By *hyllyphylly OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

I posted this last year on Facebook....

"You're not crap, just a lot of people are better than you"

What ya got?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

for those who upset me i love "jesus jean god really did ruin a good arsehole by giving you teeth"

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Look after your broom!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Friends were once strangers.

The people who try to bring you down are already beneath you

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple over a year ago

Trowbridge

Next time you fuck me kiss me first!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At the end of the day...

....it gets dark.

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple over a year ago

Trowbridge

At the end of the day.........it's 2359

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's better to have loved and lost than to die a virgin.

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple over a year ago

Trowbridge

This could easily turn into lingo bingo:

Let's get our ducks in a row, skiing on the same piste so we can all pull in the right direction, because if you swim against the flow, you will have to assimilate into the collective.......etc.

And feel free to add any wanky office saying of your own

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Next time you fuck me kiss me first!"

No tongues

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's better to have loved and lost....than to be stuck with a psycho forever...

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By *emplarWarriorMan over a year ago

Nottingham

"Look after your broom!"

and your broom will look after you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anal and laxative don't go well together

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Look after your broom!

and your broom will look after you?"

No, just look after your broom

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository "

That's not inspirational, eurgh...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm 'Swinging' in the rain..

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository

That's not inspirational, eurgh...

"Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming some thing or some shit... I don't know... fuck off."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If at first you don't succeed then fuck it do something else

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If at first you don't succeed then fuck it do something else

No.

"If at first you don't succeed try, try again.

"THEN if you don;t succeed, give up. There's no point being a bloody fool about it."

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

If you succeed, then you can give me a bj...

See what I there

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple over a year ago

Trowbridge

It's not gay if you don't give a reach around

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"It's not gay if you don't give a reach around "

I prefer:

"It's only gay if you push back whilst being fucked."

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple over a year ago

Trowbridge

If the bottom pushes back he will always get a reach around

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If the bottom pushes back he will always get a reach around "

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

A condom has been reading too much Christian Grey! 'Con!' - 'Dom!' Gettit? No! Bollox! Exits stage left

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By *kpartystartersCouple over a year ago

Chester

"It's not gay if you don't give a reach around

I prefer:

"It's only gay if you push back whilst being fucked."

It's only gay if the tips touch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get caught in the wind without knickers"

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

I was once told upon being dumped as a teen "there are plenty more fish to fry in the field" I was lost for words

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By *ubcapper0Man over a year ago

Nottingham

Don't abandon your dreams.

Just put them in your pants drawer.

Then, as long as the washing machine doesn't break, you'll see them everyday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IF all else fails .....panic

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

If you can keep your head whilst all those around you are losing theirs...

Then maybe you have misunderstood the problem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keep Calm and Lick My Pussy"

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By *ussieson susanTV/TS over a year ago

falmouth

When I was at sea I use to write this on the back of the envelope Then wait till they wrote back asking what the "F" did that mean IWLYTTDSFATCCSH Don't know if it's in this topic but have fun working it out Will tell all later Clue it's for you softies at heart

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

Remember everything found on the Internet has a founding in truth, spread it to your hearts desire.

Abe Lincoln.

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It's OK to been born in the gutter. It's only a crime if you have every intention to stay there.

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Take no notice of what other people think. Hang in there kiddo.. You're special! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What the eye doesn't see, the foot trips over.