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By *hemonkeyhead OP Man over a year ago

Reading

the day i can open a tub of yeo valley yoghurt and it doesn't spray in my face like a porno scene... that will be the day...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slowly slowly my friend, like great sec you have to take your time over it!

Good product choice btw - good wholesome West Country fare

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"the day i can open a tub of yeo valley yoghurt and it doesn't spray in my face like a porno scene... that will be the day..."

Let me help with that...

By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

"the day i can open a tub of yeo valley yoghurt and it doesn't spray in my face like a porno scene... that will be the day..."

It works for me

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do the same in the shower, open the bottle of conditioner, slam it against my hand to get some out and it sprays all over my tits

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I do the same in the shower, open the bottle of conditioner, slam it against my hand to get some out and it sprays all over my tits

Just like in the adverts?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do the same in the shower, open the bottle of conditioner, slam it against my hand to get some out and it sprays all over my tits

Yeah right thanks for that. Was just about to try to sleep and now I have THAT image in my head and my sap rising

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do the same in the shower, open the bottle of conditioner, slam it against my hand to get some out and it sprays all over my tits

Just like in the adverts?

Adverts on special DVDs??

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do the same in the shower, open the bottle of conditioner, slam it against my hand to get some out and it sprays all over my tits

Yeah right thanks for that. Was just about to try to sleep and now I have THAT image in my head and my sap rising

Think yourself lucky.... I have a photo somewhere