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Name and shame the Colgate way!
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Get it off your chest people, spew out all your bike and angst!
For those of you out there who have met me or those of you that haven't, tell all your tallest story about the alleged escapades and heinous dirty deeds that I may or may not have committed when we did or didn't meet!
Did I not wipe my feet on the way in? Did I wipe my dick on the curtains? Leave a used condom hanging out of the letterbox as I left the premises?
Was i escorted out by two burley bouncers with the sound of sirens approaching?
Spill the beans, people need to know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Couldn't stop Knitter and kinky putting ribbons in my hair. You were no help. I saw the fear in your eyes.
I was paid to turn a blind eye "
It still hurts. You saw what they did. Animals the pair of them. |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"I met Colgate, he inserted a bayonet light bulb up my butt! I'm still wondering ........... If he took it out the lamp 1st  "
Can I have the extension lead back please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've met Colgate socially.
Twice.
He's awright I s'pose.
If I'd known he was going to be at the second social I'd have stayed home and washed me socks though.
On the flipside his guide dog is lovely. |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"Get it off your chest people, spew out all your bike and angst!
For those of you out there who have met me or those of you that haven't, tell all your tallest story about the alleged escapades and heinous dirty deeds that I may or may not have committed when we did or didn't meet!
Did I not wipe my feet on the way in? Did I wipe my dick on the curtains? Leave a used condom hanging out of the letterbox as I left the premises?
Was i escorted out by two burley bouncers with the sound of sirens approaching?
Spill the beans, people need to know "
He smothered his naked body in peanut butter and made me chase him around. When I finally caught him, it was crunchy and not smooth!
I mean who buys crunchy! Timewaster!   |
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"I met Colgate, he inserted a bayonet light bulb up my butt! I'm still wondering ........... If he took it out the lamp 1st
Can I have the extension lead back please?"
can I keep the plug? Bulb still works & still a tad warm! Now let me out the cupboard please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met _olgate under his old user name,
Minty fresh - 25 year old female virgin , Blonde with huge tits,
Turned out to be a total lie,
32A tits are not huge  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Couldn't stop Knitter and kinky putting ribbons in my hair. You were no help. I saw the fear in your eyes.
I was paid to turn a blind eye
It still hurts. You saw what they did. Animals the pair of them."
Hey you loved it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Couldn't stop Knitter and kinky putting ribbons in my hair. You were no help. I saw the fear in your eyes.
I was paid to turn a blind eye
It still hurts. You saw what they did. Animals the pair of them.
Hey you loved it "
I don't deny that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is Knitter gone btw  ?
Hey Handsome did you miss me ?
No
I wasnt asking you grumpy 
You got my tuppence worth anyway, free of charge too "
Just admit it you've missed me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is Knitter gone btw ?
Hey Handsome did you miss me ?
No
I wasnt asking you grumpy
You got my tuppence worth anyway, free of charge too
Just admit it you've missed me "
I have  . Felt weird here without you, the kindness/niceness balance was messed up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is Knitter gone btw ?
Hey Handsome did you miss me ?
No
I wasnt asking you grumpy
You got my tuppence worth anyway, free of charge too
Just admit it you've missed me
I have . Felt weird here without you, the kindness/niceness balance was messed up "
Knitter and balance aren't words you normally see in the same sentence. Specially if she's had a drop of grappa.....
Missing yoo my wuv..... 
Hope you're enjoying your holibobs. Mwah. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is Knitter gone btw ?
Hey Handsome did you miss me ?
No
I wasnt asking you grumpy
You got my tuppence worth anyway, free of charge too
Just admit it you've missed me
I have . Felt weird here without you, the kindness/niceness balance was messed up "
Well I'll pop in when I can but there is lots of niceness in here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is Knitter gone btw ?
Hey Handsome did you miss me ?
No
I wasnt asking you grumpy
You got my tuppence worth anyway, free of charge too
Just admit it you've missed me
I have . Felt weird here without you, the kindness/niceness balance was messed up
Knitter and balance aren't words you normally see in the same sentence. Specially if she's had a drop of grappa.....
Missing yoo my wuv.....
Hope you're enjoying your holibobs. Mwah. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is Knitter gone btw ?
Hey Handsome did you miss me ?
No
I wasnt asking you grumpy
You got my tuppence worth anyway, free of charge too
Just admit it you've missed me
I have . Felt weird here without you, the kindness/niceness balance was messed up
Well I'll pop in when I can but there is lots of niceness in here "
Yeah, enjoy your holidays .
Perdita has been so nice to me... no worries |
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"Couldn't stop Knitter and kinky putting ribbons in my hair. You were no help. I saw the fear in your eyes.
I was paid to turn a blind eye
It still hurts. You saw what they did. Animals the pair of them.
Hey you loved it "
He so did |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Couldn't stop Knitter and kinky putting ribbons in my hair. You were no help. I saw the fear in your eyes.
I was paid to turn a blind eye
It still hurts. You saw what they did. Animals the pair of them.
Hey you loved it
He so did "
I've already said I did. Two lovely ladies playing with my hair, who wouldn't love that? |
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"Get it off your chest people, spew out all your bike and angst!
For those of you out there who have met me or those of you that haven't, tell all your tallest story about the alleged escapades and heinous dirty deeds that I may or may not have committed when we did or didn't meet!
Did I not wipe my feet on the way in? Did I wipe my dick on the curtains? Leave a used condom hanging out of the letterbox as I left the premises?
Was i escorted out by two burley bouncers with the sound of sirens approaching?
Spill the beans, people need to know "
No no no, you don't want folk knowing THAT story, do you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get it off your chest people, spew out all your bike and angst!
For those of you out there who have met me or those of you that haven't, tell all your tallest story about the alleged escapades and heinous dirty deeds that I may or may not have committed when we did or didn't meet!
Did I not wipe my feet on the way in? Did I wipe my dick on the curtains? Leave a used condom hanging out of the letterbox as I left the premises?
Was i escorted out by two burley bouncers with the sound of sirens approaching?
Spill the beans, people need to know "
I've met Collate, he's an aunt.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grrrrrr prudish autocarot.... he's NOT an aunt.....
I have not undergone gender reassignment "
Don't blame me for my prudish autocarrot.
I keep trying to type "Colgate is a aunt", but autocarrot changes aunt to aunt every time.
I honestly don't think your an aunt, I think you're a complete aunt...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met Colgate once, he said that my long hair made me look like a hippy and he wanted to put flowers in my hair. He neglected to mention beforehand he meant a wreath. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Colgate came to visit Titz Towers last week and it has taken the minions and I 5 days to get over it. The fun began when Colgate ignored the monorail that leads deep into my extinct volcano (address no 3, Magma Sidings) and instead used a ruddy skateboard, the rattling of which really ignored Mr and Mrs Jong Un in their Summer cottage (no 2, Magma Sidings). Upon arrival, he ate all of the choc ices, interrupted a missile launch by insisting on us all going on a picnic, instead of trying to achieve world domination through controlling the Mr Whippy brand and then to top it all, someone put a Chubby Brown dvd on, rendering the secret base uninhabitable until it had finished. He then left, carrying the mangle. |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Colgate came to visit Titz Towers last week and it has taken the minions and I 5 days to get over it. The fun began when Colgate ignored the monorail that leads deep into my extinct volcano (address no 3, Magma Sidings) and instead used a ruddy skateboard, the rattling of which really ignored Mr and Mrs Jong Un in their Summer cottage (no 2, Magma Sidings). Upon arrival, he ate all of the choc ices, interrupted a missile launch by insisting on us all going on a picnic, instead of trying to achieve world domination through controlling the Mr Whippy brand and then to top it all, someone put a Chubby Brown dvd on, rendering the secret base uninhabitable until it had finished. He then left, carrying the mangle. "
I had a pressing engagement  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grrrrrr prudish autocarot.... he's NOT an aunt.....
I have not undergone gender reassignment
Don't blame me for my prudish autocarrot.
I keep trying to type "Colgate is a aunt", but autocarrot changes aunt to aunt every time.
I honestly don't think your an aunt, I think you're a complete aunt......"
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