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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it was fun then everybody would be wanting to go there, it's designed like that to keep people away
In all seriousness hope you, or whoever you're with, is OK!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The excitement of visiting a new hospital has worn off (amazingstoke). Now just hungry.
Thanks for concern I have caught some metal swarf in my eye. Hurrah.  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"The excitement of visiting a new hospital has worn off (amazingstoke). Now just hungry.
Thanks for concern I have caught some metal swarf in my eye. Hurrah. "
Ouch! Hope you're seen and sorted out soon. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it an arse related issue? 
Not this time.
Aha... should have read the comments... will you get a patch and be all pirate like later?  "
Hope not. Will be difficult to carry on working. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it an arse related issue?
Not this time.
Aha... should have read the comments... will you get a patch and be all pirate like later? "
And instead of saying 'Awww poor you' we can just say 'Aarrgghh' like pirates do |
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"Is it an arse related issue?
Not this time.
Aha... should have read the comments... will you get a patch and be all pirate like later?
And instead of saying 'Awww poor you' we can just say 'Aarrgghh' like pirates do "
* YAARRRR!!!
(like that) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it an arse related issue?
Not this time.
Aha... should have read the comments... will you get a patch and be all pirate like later?
And instead of saying 'Awww poor you' we can just say 'Aarrgghh' like pirates do "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it an arse related issue?
Not this time.
Aha... should have read the comments... will you get a patch and be all pirate like later?
And instead of saying 'Awww poor you' we can just say 'Aarrgghh' like pirates do
* YAARRRR!!!
(like that)"
Bloody West Country pirate you are 
More guttural up north 'Aaarrgghh' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it an arse related issue?
Not this time.
Aha... should have read the comments... will you get a patch and be all pirate like later?
And instead of saying 'Awww poor you' we can just say 'Aarrgghh' like pirates do
* YAARRRR!!!
(like that)"
West Country accents do make a pirate a tad more authentic I reckon! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it really bad of me that I'm sort of imagining / hoping he's gone to A&E with some sort of sexual mishap - like an Action Man stuck up his bum?!"
I can assure you action man would just fall straight out again. ... |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"The excitement of visiting a new hospital has worn off (amazingstoke). Now just hungry.
Thanks for concern I have caught some metal swarf in my eye. Hurrah. "
Ouch hope you get it out soon and get better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear hope you're ok x
If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?"
And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?
I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.
It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear hope you're ok x
If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?
And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?
I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.
It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!"
No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Look on who's near.
You might be able to sort a meet out while you're waiting "
I'm not, and haven't been and probably won't be in a meeting kind of mood to be honest. |
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"Oh dear hope you're ok x
If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?
And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?
I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.
It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!
No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute. "
Game of scrabble? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i had to take client last week...i had a lovely time..it was the hottest night of the year...it was like a fridge in there! got given coffees all through the night by staff, and the amublance guys who took us in brought me a danish when they saw me still there hours later....much better than a long boring night awake in the clients stlifling flat with no tv!
hope your eye is ok,eye things are a bit scary! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear hope you're ok x
If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?
And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?
I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.
It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!
No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute. "
You should have pulled it out yourself with a pair of pliers,silly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear hope you're ok x
If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?
And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?
I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.
It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!
No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute.
You should have pulled it out yourself with a pair of pliers,silly "
How remiss of me!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear hope you're ok x
If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?
And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?
I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.
It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!
No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute.
You should have pulled it out yourself with a pair of pliers,silly
How remiss of me! "
Must have been the shock  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear hope you're ok x
If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?
And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?
I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.
It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!
No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute.
You should have pulled it out yourself with a pair of pliers,silly
How remiss of me!
Must have been the shock "
It was pretty shocking having to lie down in the loos at work while my mates tried to wash it out of my eye with a super cooled bottle of saline!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh dear hope you're ok x
If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?
And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?
I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.
It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!
No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute.
You should have pulled it out yourself with a pair of pliers,silly
How remiss of me!
Must have been the shock
It was pretty shocking having to lie down in the loos at work while my mates tried to wash it out of my eye with a super cooled bottle of saline! "
Were you not wearing goggles or a mask of some kind? I'm not sure what a swarf looks like. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear hope you're ok x
If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?
And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?
I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.
It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!
No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute.
You should have pulled it out yourself with a pair of pliers,silly
How remiss of me!
Must have been the shock
It was pretty shocking having to lie down in the loos at work while my mates tried to wash it out of my eye with a super cooled bottle of saline!
Were you not wearing goggles or a mask of some kind? I'm not sure what a swarf looks like."
I had safety glasses on. I'd asked for a full face visor before I started but was told they didn't have any. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Oh dear hope you're ok x
If it were that bad I imagine he wouldn't be faffing about on Fab?
And if not that bad....should you really be in A & E?
I went a few weeks back, having broken an elbow playing football. The number of people in there with minor bits n bobs that didn't even need treatment beyond perhaps a plaster or a paracetamol.
It's no-wonder the NHS is creaking at the seams!
No you're quite right. It's a complete waste of everyone's time. And I'm enjoying the loss of earnings I'm experiencing with every passing minute.
You should have pulled it out yourself with a pair of pliers,silly
How remiss of me!
Must have been the shock
It was pretty shocking having to lie down in the loos at work while my mates tried to wash it out of my eye with a super cooled bottle of saline!
Were you not wearing goggles or a mask of some kind? I'm not sure what a swarf looks like.
I had safety glasses on. I'd asked for a full face visor before I started but was told they didn't have any. "
...they will now...
Eye hope you recover soon x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The glasses worked but my hair and luxurious eye brows were full of it. Some fell through the gap at the top of the lenses when I stood up away from the job. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The excitement of visiting a new hospital has worn off (amazingstoke). Now just hungry.
Thanks for concern I have caught some metal swarf in my eye. Hurrah. "
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You've got a cavalier attitude to h&s young man!.
Let this be a lesson you.
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They gave me an eye wash to rust my bit away.... Painful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The glasses worked but my hair and luxurious eye brows were full of it. Some fell through the gap at the top of the lenses when I stood up away from the job."
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What... All my concern and it turns out your a pussssay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At least mine had pierced my eyeball before I bothered the nurses
You know that's how your brains leak out don't you?? "
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No nursey said it was all going to be fine, there there..... She then jabbed me in the ass before I could even get my pants down.
I've had worse on a night out though so mustn't grumble |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I'm not sure what a swarf looks like.
It's like a dwarf with a lisp...
hope it pulls out nice and clean. hate aluminium it stings...."
Stings? It's a slither of sharp metal isn't it? Yea,that's gonna do more than sting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My turn! I spy with my little eye,something beginning with N.
Nitros oxide..  "
Would you believe it was a net! The sort you'd buy at the seaside. What on earth is it doing in here? Maybe I don't want to know. .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My turn! I spy with my little eye,something beginning with N.
Oi,hang on,it was chair 
And nitrous oxide is n o not n."
Yeah I realised I'd fucked up in my haste to releave my boredom! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My turn! I spy with my little eye,something beginning with N.
Nitros oxide..
Would you believe it was a net! The sort you'd buy at the seaside. What on earth is it doing in here? Maybe I don't want to know. .. "
New game? Best idea for use of the fishing net.
Scooping poop up from toilets to look for swallowed rings.
Your go. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My turn! I spy with my little eye,something beginning with N.
Nitros oxide..
Would you believe it was a net! The sort you'd buy at the seaside. What on earth is it doing in here? Maybe I don't want to know. ..
New game? Best idea for use of the fishing net.
Scooping poop up from toilets to look for swallowed rings.
Your go."
Grabbing kids that won't stop running around?! |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"My turn! I spy with my little eye,something beginning with N.
Nitros oxide..
Would you believe it was a net! The sort you'd buy at the seaside. What on earth is it doing in here? Maybe I don't want to know. ..
New game? Best idea for use of the fishing net.
Scooping poop up from toilets to look for swallowed rings.
Your go.
Grabbing kids that won't stop running around?!"
You'd need a bigger net! |
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"That's it really. "
It is. But 3 weeks ago it probably helped save Frank's life xxx
I feel sorry for the Drs, nurses, care staff, porters & receptionist who work A&E. Having seen the effects it's had on my dad (abuse, assault, stopping people hanging themselves in the toilets) I can only say it takes a dedicated person to work this department out of choice. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trouble is I need a wee. But if I go they're bound to call me!
Ask for one of those cardboard bottle things "
If you get 2 of those you can pretend they're Noddy's shoes and do a little dance. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trouble is I need a wee. But if I go they're bound to call me!
Tell reception your going for a wee. Have you been to triage yet? "
Triage was quick. 3 hours ago! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Trouble is I need a wee. But if I go they're bound to call me!
Ask for one of those cardboard bottle things
If you get 2 of those you can pretend they're Noddy's shoes and do a little dance. "
That may get you put in a different type of hospital.. .. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Trouble is I need a wee. But if I go they're bound to call me!
Tell reception your going for a wee. Have you been to triage yet?
Triage was quick. 3 hours ago!"
Your waiting for the ophthalmic doc then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The excitement of visiting a new hospital has worn off (amazingstoke). Now just hungry.
Thanks for concern I have caught some metal swarf in my eye. Hurrah. "
The first day of engineering college (many years ago) we were shown a health and safety film full of useful tips like tying hair back,not wearing loose sleeves and (appropriately here) wearing safety glasses when working with stand drills,lathes,milling machines etc
Sometimes H+S is treated as a bit of a joke but having swarf in your eye doesn't seem like a joke,,,hope theres no serious damage. |
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"That's it really. "
well off course it is OP, I hope you're not seriously injured or whoever you're with is either. But I'm afraid A&E Is going to be boring you're going to a place where people go to for emergency treatment it's not meant to be fun it's meant to help/save lives. That being said just read the papers/doodle on you're phone or watch a nearby television if you can find one at least that is what I did when I was last at A&E with my dad till half 1 in the morning..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That's it really. well off course it is OP, I hope you're not seriously injured or whoever you're with is either. But I'm afraid A&E Is going to be boring you're going to a place where people go to for emergency treatment it's not meant to be fun it's meant to help/save lives. That being said just read the papers/doodle on you're phone or watch a nearby television if you can find one at least that is what I did when I was last at A&E with my dad till half 1 in the morning.."
Yeah I've been on twice before when my heart stopped working. Lighten up. |
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"That's it really. "
I have been in twice over the past month and whilst it is a lengthy process I was in so much pain timeout of took a different dimension. after my a nd e visit, I discovered ambulatory emergency care which was an interesting department .... still not completely well, but I have to say A and E can be a fascinating place. |
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