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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With people moaning about faje profiles on here. I am calling all the fakes out. Show yourselves! Anyone fake like me and my profile say so now.  "
I'm fake and so's my beard! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must have multiple person disorder, because we are both fake aren't we?
No I'm not!
Yes we are!
Speak for yourself.
Would if there was only one of us!!!!"
Mmmmm love multiple personality people. Its like fucking a different person everynight   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok time to fess up
Pooch is a cat and I am a 37 year-old typist from Dudley called Samantha , never been to Wales and I don't own a pair of walking boots
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm really on the wrong side of 50, I live in the box room of my dads house, he still cooks my tea and washes my clothes.
My days are filled up with video games and porn.
That felt liberating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on, let me log out and log back in again on my single female account .. "
Sorry that took a while I had to have a wank.
Here's my fake fem profile.
It's me.. Dan... *scratches bollocks* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on, let me log out and log back in again on my single female account ..
Sorry that took a while I had to have a wank.
Here's my fake fem profile.
It's me.. Dan... *scratches bollocks* "
Had had my suspicions for awhile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm totally fake. The other fake people that I've met and verified me....and more who haven't verified me can all vouch for my fakeness. As I can vouch for the severe fakery that they show too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm totally fake. The other fake people that I've met and verified me....and more who haven't verified me can all vouch for my fakeness. As I can vouch for the severe fakery that they show too!"
I can vouch for you  complete fake and time waster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This week I've been told that saying you don't want cock pics mears you're a time waster, and also that I don't look anything like my pics when I'm on cam.
So on behalf of my previous meets, and while sitting on the same couch my pics are on, and having the same tattoos, I'd like to apologise for both of these things  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities
this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x "
I got stuck at quantum hologram... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities
this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x
I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman... "
You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mean to say people on fab are not always what they claim to be? Wow you will be telling us next that Father Christmas is not real. "
He isn't. He's really a civil servant from Hemel Hempstead with a reindeer fetish. |
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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago
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"You mean to say people on fab are not always what they claim to be? Wow you will be telling us next that Father Christmas is not real.
He isn't. He's really a civil servant from Hemel Hempstead with a reindeer fetish. "
All those civil servants are kinky buggers, now where is that number for the RSPCA gone. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities
this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x
I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...
You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities
this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x
I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...
You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore! "
It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities
this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x
I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...
You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!
It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you. "
Oh prairie shiht..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities
this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x
I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...
You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!
It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.
Oh prairie shiht....."
I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With people moaning about faje profiles on here. I am calling all the fakes out. Show yourselves! Anyone fake like me and my profile say so now. "
Fake here!! Single guy pretending to be a couple...the wife is always out shopping or at her mothers but she is happy for him to chat |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities
this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x
I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...
You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!
It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.
Oh prairie shiht.....
I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy! "
over my head..im more into quantum physics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities
this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x
I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...
You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!
It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.
Oh prairie shiht.....
I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy! over my head..im more into quantum physics "
All I can hear is blah blah, science shit! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities
this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x
I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...
You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!
It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.
Oh prairie shiht.....
I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy! over my head..im more into quantum physics
All I can hear is blah blah, science shit! "
yeah i have two brain cells and dont fuck like a 2 dollar whore...what can i say..apart from, oh well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities
this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x
I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...
You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!
It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.
Oh prairie shiht.....
I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy! over my head..im more into quantum physics
All I can hear is blah blah, science shit! yeah i have two brain cells and dont fuck like a 2 dollar whore...what can i say..apart from, oh well "
I'm really sorry, I was just playing, I was laughing at my own stupidity, not questioning yours. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With people moaning about faje profiles on here. I am calling all the fakes out. Show yourselves! Anyone fake like me and my profile say so now.
Fake here!! Single guy pretending to be a couple...the wife is always out shopping or at her mothers but she is happy for him to chat "
I like your imaginary abilitues then  |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities
this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x
I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...
You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!
It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.
Oh prairie shiht.....
I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy! over my head..im more into quantum physics
All I can hear is blah blah, science shit! yeah i have two brain cells and dont fuck like a 2 dollar whore...what can i say..apart from, oh well
I'm really sorry, I was just playing, I was laughing at my own stupidity, not questioning yours. "
no worries  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i am a quantum hologram that manifests when people call my name , i even pretend to get stuck on motorways getting to and from clubs and meets to cover up my teleportation abilities
this thread made me chuckle this morning..thanks OP x
I got stuck at quantum hologram... etheric substance that morphs into the form of, in this case, at this time a woman...
You use your tongue purtier than a two dollar whore!
It's a line from Blazing Saddles, I posted it then tried to send you a pm to tell you.
Oh prairie shiht.....
I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy! over my head..im more into quantum physics
All I can hear is blah blah, science shit! yeah i have two brain cells and dont fuck like a 2 dollar whore...what can i say..apart from, oh well
I'm really sorry, I was just playing, I was laughing at my own stupidity, not questioning yours. no worries "
Thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name on here is fake.
I'm not actually called Miss Innocent.
Sorry for deceiving you all, my name is really Trevor "
Uncle Trevor?!
I knew I recognised the pics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name on here is fake.
I'm not actually called Miss Innocent.
Sorry for deceiving you all, my name is really Trevor
Uncle Trevor?!
I knew I recognised the pics. "
Damn! I thought I'd got away with it  |
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Its the so called " couples" ( male and female) but apparently the " female" isnt playing " just now" but the guy will. Its a really oddball one and ive had numerous messages from those supposed " couples". Just a sad guy on his own for whatever reason . |
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"With people moaning about faje profiles on here. I am calling all the fakes out. Show yourselves! Anyone fake like me and my profile say so now. "
See your in Leeds/London. Thats a long back garden. |
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"Hi
Mrs SB here
I am so sorry! I feel as though I have mislead so many of you :*
Mrs S (i don't really fancy a fuck anymore!) B  "
What the fuck?
I'm Mrs SB I always fancy a fuck.
I'm going to kill you 
It's taking me months to build my reputation.
Btw any bi ladies fancy a fuck?
MrsSB |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm actually a fat lorry driver from Grimsby,,i say fat I'm really morbidly obese and have fungus growing in the fold of my skin,,im off tit pub for 26 pints |
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Hi,
Mrs SB here again
Apologies if my evil twin brother is hi-jacking the thread again!
I really don't fancy a fuck!
I don''t even like ladies!
This fake profile malarkey has been a cleansing experience OP....
Mrs S (ladies! yuk! yuk! yuk!) B
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"Hi,
Mrs SB here again
Apologies if my evil twin brother is hi-jacking the thread again!
I really don't fancy a fuck!
I don''t even like ladies!
This fake profile malarkey has been a cleansing experience OP....
Mrs S (ladies! yuk! yuk! yuk!) B
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What are you doing to me? (grrrrrrr)
MrsSB |
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