Shopping....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I normally do mine online but had forgotton a cpl of things so my mate said she would kindly pick them up today.....

Gave her the list and off she went.

A few hours later my very embarrassed mate returned and gave me hell

When reading said list , and deciphering it as i had wrote it quickly...she decided the one item was to be bought from boots...

So off she trots, and hence the embarrassment.

I had wanted some "cocktail sticks" but had wrote "cock sticks"

She knows i swing and thought it was summat "we used"

Soooooooooo

She asked all the assistants in boots to no avail and lots of funny looks.

Still never got my cock sticks either

By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

lmao oh that is so funny ... at this rate gonna have to get new keyboard lol

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PMSL, what a good friend to go looking for you even though she thought it was for swinging.

Bless her xx

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

She soooooooo used to me and my funny ways. ahem !

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

She probably thought they were dick splints when his ardour was flagging.

Safer than viagra

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

"She probably thought they were dick splints when his ardour was flagging.

Safer than viagra

i was going to say the same thing lol !!!! classic !!