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Frisky Hatter Hippie Commune 5 - Beach edition!

By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

We are stardust, we are golden......and we have decided the real world is too hateful for us so we're starting a hippie commune ans we have our own beach!!

Hatter is bringing his best ribbons and beads and his legendary tea making skills.

I am bringing my extensive 70's vinyl prog rock collection and my favourite frisbee....

So will you join us? And what skills or assets will you bring??

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oh you can definitely be in charge of keeping the spiders and snakes out Sassy!!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm busy at the moment with my back turned and my hands over my eyes - available for washing duties if anyone else needs help

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm busy at the moment with my back turned and my hands over my eyes - available for washing duties if anyone else needs help

Haha, would you like to be in charge of getting the sand out of the nooks and crannies later??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still naked and washing; now where did I put my towel as I reach out with soap in my eyes

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've already provided comprehensive logistical support.

I'm well on point, but once camp is established don't rely on me to take responsibility for anything or expect to see me for dust.

Partying is a serious business.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've already provided comprehensive logistical support.

I'm well on point, but once camp is established don't rely on me to take responsibility for anything or expect to see me for dust.

Partying is a serious business.

It's fine, I've literally just spent most of my time in the hammock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea. "

Thank you...though I might also need a lolly to lick, too...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

Thank you...though I might also need a lolly to lick, too...

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

Thank you...though I might also need a lolly to lick, too...

How kind! x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

Thank you...though I might also need a lolly to lick, too...

How kind! x"

I just want people to be happy in the commune.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea. "

It's a beach day today!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

It's a beach day today!!

I wanted to use her bosom as a pillow

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

It's a beach day today!!

I wanted to use her bosom as a pillow"

Sounds like a plan - I've bought some new hammocks for days out - sent you a pic!

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

It's a beach day today!!

I wanted to use her bosom as a pillow"

And so you may, when I am between volleyball matches.

Who wants to be on the ladies team?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

It's a beach day today!!

I wanted to use her bosom as a pillow

And so you may, when I am between volleyball matches.

Who wants to be on the ladies team?!

I'll captain the mens team. Anyone good at volleyball?

Shirts vs Skins?

You can be skins.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this turning into a cult thing

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

It's a beach day today!!

I wanted to use her bosom as a pillow

And so you may, when I am between volleyball matches.

Who wants to be on the ladies team?!

I'll play, I'm pretty good with balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this turning into a cult thing

Nah, cults seem like too much effort. You any good at volleyball?

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

It's a beach day today!!

I wanted to use her bosom as a pillow

And so you may, when I am between volleyball matches.

Who wants to be on the ladies team?!

I'll captain the mens team. Anyone good at volleyball?

Shirts vs Skins?

You can be skins.

Ok...but you know we will win, as you will all be distracted by our...skins!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this turning into a cult thing

Nah, cults seem like too much effort. You any good at volleyball?"

Do I have to wear a thong

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

It's a beach day today!!

I wanted to use her bosom as a pillow

And so you may, when I am between volleyball matches.

Who wants to be on the ladies team?!

I'll captain the mens team. Anyone good at volleyball?

Shirts vs Skins?

You can be skins.

Piss off, I can't play volleyball with poorly controlled cleavage!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this turning into a cult thing

Nah, cults seem like too much effort. You any good at volleyball?

Do I have to wear a thong

You don't have to but I'm sure many of the women would appreciate it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

It's a beach day today!!

I wanted to use her bosom as a pillow

And so you may, when I am between volleyball matches.

Who wants to be on the ladies team?!

I'll captain the mens team. Anyone good at volleyball?

Shirts vs Skins?

You can be skins.

Ok...but you know we will win, as you will all be distracted by our...skins!"

Then we'll all be winners then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this turning into a cult thing

Nah, cults seem like too much effort. You any good at volleyball?

Do I have to wear a thong

You don't have to but I'm sure many of the women would appreciate it."

I'll let it swing

those cheese cutters can be painful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this turning into a cult thing

Nah, cults seem like too much effort. You any good at volleyball?

Do I have to wear a thong

You don't have to but I'm sure many of the women would appreciate it.

I'll let it swing

those cheese cutters can be painful

Just be careful where you're swinging that thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this turning into a cult thing

Nah, cults seem like too much effort. You any good at volleyball?

Do I have to wear a thong

You don't have to but I'm sure many of the women would appreciate it.

I'll let it swing

those cheese cutters can be painful

Just be careful where you're swinging that thing"

Don't get too close then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this turning into a cult thing

Nah, cults seem like too much effort. You any good at volleyball?

Do I have to wear a thong

You don't have to but I'm sure many of the women would appreciate it.

I'll let it swing

those cheese cutters can be painful

Just be careful where you're swinging that thing

Don't get too close then

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Who wants to be on the ladies team?!

I'll play, I'm pretty good with balls

You're in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooh! I'll be the residential mermaid

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Who wants to be on the ladies team?!

I'll play, I'm pretty good with balls

You're in!"

Actually, I think I might stick to Frisbee - less stress on the cleavage! I do love a game of frisbee!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooh! I'll be the residential mermaid

Okay but I'm not responsible if I start to sing 'Under The Sea'at random points.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooh! I'll be the residential mermaid

Okay but I'm not responsible if I start to sing 'Under The Sea'at random points."

That's acceptable! Now, topless or a shell bikini?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooh! I'll be the residential mermaid

Okay but I'm not responsible if I start to sing 'Under The Sea'at random points.

That's acceptable! Now, topless or a shell bikini?"

Well... I vote for topless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heehee *pulls out natural sunblock and sets out towels, jugs of icy water and fresh fruit under massive umbrellas for when the energetic sporty people get knackered*

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

I'll be chief lotion applicator

may even get the bucket and spade out.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Heehee *pulls out natural sunblock and sets out towels, jugs of icy water and fresh fruit under massive umbrellas for when the energetic sporty people get knackered*"

Now see here,. THIS is what I call a useful hippie!!

I'm a high energy hippie - just been for a bike ride and some icy citrus water under an umbrella sounds divine!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'll be chief lotion applicator

may even get the bucket and spade out. "

Aww would you be a lamb and do my back for me please, I let it catch the sun a bit too much the other day!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh I do like to be beside the sea side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heehee *pulls out natural sunblock and sets out towels, jugs of icy water and fresh fruit under massive umbrellas for when the energetic sporty people get knackered*"

This one has it down, such a welcome addition to the commune.

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

"I'll be chief lotion applicator

may even get the bucket and spade out.

Aww would you be a lamb and do my back for me please, I let it catch the sun a bit too much the other day!

I might just play with some ice on those red bits first

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I'm busy at the moment with my back turned and my hands over my eyes - available for washing duties if anyone else needs help

Haha, would you like to be in charge of getting the sand out of the nooks and crannies later??

Ooo yes please lol xx

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

It's a beach day today!!

I wanted to use her bosom as a pillow

And so you may, when I am between volleyball matches.

Who wants to be on the ladies team?!

I'll play, I'm pretty good with balls

Aren't we all

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"oh I do like to be beside the sea side

Ooh you got your bum out specially for bronzing I see lol!! I''d better do that for you Taff, not sure our resident creamer would enjoy it...

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'll be chief lotion applicator

may even get the bucket and spade out.

Aww would you be a lamb and do my back for me please, I let it catch the sun a bit too much the other day!

I might just play with some ice on those red bits first

Lol, clever hippie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

It's a beach day today!!

I wanted to use her bosom as a pillow

And so you may, when I am between volleyball matches.

Who wants to be on the ladies team?!

I'll play, I'm pretty good with balls

Aren't we all

I'm not

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

It's a beach day today!!

I wanted to use her bosom as a pillow

And so you may, when I am between volleyball matches.

Who wants to be on the ladies team?!

I'll play, I'm pretty good with balls

Aren't we all

I'm not

We'll look after you

. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

You may as well get in the hammock, I have tea.

It's a beach day today!!

I wanted to use her bosom as a pillow

And so you may, when I am between volleyball matches.

Who wants to be on the ladies team?!

I'll play, I'm pretty good with balls

Aren't we all

I'm not

We'll look after you

. Xx"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How are my lentils doing?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've already provided comprehensive logistical support.

I'm well on point, but once camp is established don't rely on me to take responsibility for anything or expect to see me for dust.

Partying is a serious business.

It's fine, I've literally just spent most of my time in the hammock"

Is that a sailor's hammock or a Mexican one?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"How are my lentils doing?

Fuckin' hippy!

ffs

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By *ipswingCouple over a year ago

portrush

70s prog albums.... but we buried the beads in 67..

nahh .... a bit of the doors ...of perception.

lots of the jimi hendrix ..... experience..

some of the monkees ... daydream believer..

and of course the beatles .. lucy in the sky with diamonds.. for a day in the life..

oh and dont forget the move.. for the flowers in the rain ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are my lentils doing?

I don't know, you were supposed to keep an eye on them.

You had one job Penelope. Report to my love nest for punishment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've already provided comprehensive logistical support.

I'm well on point, but once camp is established don't rely on me to take responsibility for anything or expect to see me for dust.

Partying is a serious business.

It's fine, I've literally just spent most of my time in the hammock

Is that a sailor's hammock or a Mexican one?"

Mexican

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

" 70s prog albums.... but we buried the beads in 67..

nahh .... a bit of the doors ...of perception.

lots of the jimi hendrix ..... experience..

some of the monkees ... daydream believer..

and of course the beatles .. lucy in the sky with diamonds.. for a day in the life..

oh and dont forget the move.. for the flowers in the rain .."

Welcome, perhaps you could take over the decks for the afternoon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" 70s prog albums.... but we buried the beads in 67..

nahh .... a bit of the doors ...of perception.

lots of the jimi hendrix ..... experience..

some of the monkees ... daydream believer..

and of course the beatles .. lucy in the sky with diamonds.. for a day in the life..

oh and dont forget the move.. for the flowers in the rain .."

I'll take a copy of the Doors of Perception.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are my lentils doing?

Fuckin' hippy!

ffs"

I didn't choose that job! I got landed with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are my lentils doing?

I don't know, you were supposed to keep an eye on them.

You had one job Penelope. Report to my love nest for punishment. "

I don't even like lentils. I want a new job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are my lentils doing?

I don't know, you were supposed to keep an eye on them.

You had one job Penelope. Report to my love nest for punishment.

I don't even like lentils. I want a new job

What else can you offer?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"How are my lentils doing?

I don't know, you were supposed to keep an eye on them.

You had one job Penelope. Report to my love nest for punishment.

I don't even like lentils. I want a new job

We're taking the afternoon off on the beach - wanna help set up the beach volleyball?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

I think I'll need a cold one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

Give him some time to relax. Hit the surf my man.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've already provided comprehensive logistical support.

I'm well on point, but once camp is established don't rely on me to take responsibility for anything or expect to see me for dust.

Partying is a serious business.

It's fine, I've literally just spent most of my time in the hammock

Is that a sailor's hammock or a Mexican one?

Mexican"

[HAMMOCK APPROVED]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are my lentils doing?

I don't know, you were supposed to keep an eye on them.

You had one job Penelope. Report to my love nest for punishment.

I don't even like lentils. I want a new job

What else can you offer?"

Hmm I need to think about it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are my lentils doing?

I don't know, you were supposed to keep an eye on them.

You had one job Penelope. Report to my love nest for punishment.

I don't even like lentils. I want a new job

We're taking the afternoon off on the beach - wanna help set up the beach volleyball?

OK, reluctantly mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are my lentils doing?

I don't know, you were supposed to keep an eye on them.

You had one job Penelope. Report to my love nest for punishment.

I don't even like lentils. I want a new job

What else can you offer?

Hmm I need to think about it... "

We don't have a female lotion applicator.

... And I have very fair skin, so I'll need regular top ups.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've already provided comprehensive logistical support.

I'm well on point, but once camp is established don't rely on me to take responsibility for anything or expect to see me for dust.

Partying is a serious business.

It's fine, I've literally just spent most of my time in the hammock

Is that a sailor's hammock or a Mexican one?

Mexican

[HAMMOCK APPROVED]"

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

I do like to be thorough

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

Give him some time to relax. Hit the surf my man. "

That's his job - he's our surf instructor! I'm getting quite good at it now, had some private lessons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

I think I'll need a cold one

And yet it would look so very hot still

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

I do like to be thorough

Ooh you do, I've noticed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

Give him some time to relax. Hit the surf my man.

That's his job - he's our surf instructor! I'm getting quite good at it now, had some private lessons

And may I say you do follow instructions very, very well M'Lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

Give him some time to relax. Hit the surf my man.

That's his job - he's our surf instructor! I'm getting quite good at it now, had some private lessons

And may I say you do follow instructions very, very well M'Lady

I can't swim so I might need rescuing

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

If we're at the beach I am in the water. No question about it

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

Give him some time to relax. Hit the surf my man.

That's his job - he's our surf instructor! I'm getting quite good at it now, had some private lessons

And may I say you do follow instructions very, very well M'Lady

Yours - always!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are my lentils doing?

I don't know, you were supposed to keep an eye on them.

You had one job Penelope. Report to my love nest for punishment.

I don't even like lentils. I want a new job

What else can you offer?

Hmm I need to think about it...

We don't have a female lotion applicator.

... And I have very fair skin, so I'll need regular top ups.

Deal! Do we get a male lotion applicator?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"If we're at the beach I am in the water. No question about it

You must be very wet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

Give him some time to relax. Hit the surf my man.

That's his job - he's our surf instructor! I'm getting quite good at it now, had some private lessons

And may I say you do follow instructions very, very well M'Lady

I can't swim so I might need rescuing

One kiss of life coming up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

Give him some time to relax. Hit the surf my man.

That's his job - he's our surf instructor! I'm getting quite good at it now, had some private lessons

And may I say you do follow instructions very, very well M'Lady

I can't swim so I might need rescuing

I have a life guard qualification

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"How are my lentils doing?

I don't know, you were supposed to keep an eye on them.

You had one job Penelope. Report to my love nest for punishment.

I don't even like lentils. I want a new job

What else can you offer?

Hmm I need to think about it...

We don't have a female lotion applicator.

... And I have very fair skin, so I'll need regular top ups.

Deal! Doe we get a male lotion applicator? "

Yes Bonbons kindly offered earlier

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

Give him some time to relax. Hit the surf my man.

That's his job - he's our surf instructor! I'm getting quite good at it now, had some private lessons

And may I say you do follow instructions very, very well M'Lady

I can't swim so I might need rescuing

I have a life guard qualification "

Haha of course, we'd better have a lifeguard, Welcome!

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By *andemanMan over a year ago

bedforshire

"I have very large tits, so can I be captain of the beach volleyball team?

Sounds good to me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

Give him some time to relax. Hit the surf my man.

That's his job - he's our surf instructor! I'm getting quite good at it now, had some private lessons

And may I say you do follow instructions very, very well M'Lady

I can't swim so I might need rescuing

I have a life guard qualification "

Get the speedos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can lead a sing song around the camp fire and bring marshmallows to toast whilst we're at it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

Give him some time to relax. Hit the surf my man.

That's his job - he's our surf instructor! I'm getting quite good at it now, had some private lessons

And may I say you do follow instructions very, very well M'Lady

I can't swim so I might need rescuing

I have a life guard qualification

Get the speedos

Oooooooh i swim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can lead a sing song around the camp fire and bring marshmallows to toast whilst we're at it. "

You can also help me with the tea.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

Give him some time to relax. Hit the surf my man.

That's his job - he's our surf instructor! I'm getting quite good at it now, had some private lessons

And may I say you do follow instructions very, very well M'Lady

I can't swim so I might need rescuing

I have a life guard qualification

Get the speedos

Oooooooh i swim

You do indeed! Skinny dipping time I say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

Give him some time to relax. Hit the surf my man.

That's his job - he's our surf instructor! I'm getting quite good at it now, had some private lessons

And may I say you do follow instructions very, very well M'Lady

I can't swim so I might need rescuing

I have a life guard qualification

Get the speedos

Oooooooh i swim

You do indeed! Skinny dipping time I say

Trunks avatar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can lead a sing song around the camp fire and bring marshmallows to toast whilst we're at it.

You can also help me with the tea.

That I can most definitely do (I may try to steal your ribbons though).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

Give him some time to relax. Hit the surf my man.

That's his job - he's our surf instructor! I'm getting quite good at it now, had some private lessons

And may I say you do follow instructions very, very well M'Lady

I can't swim so I might need rescuing

I have a life guard qualification

Get the speedos

Oooooooh i swim

You do indeed! Skinny dipping time I say

Excellent idea

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"So I have the showers and hot and cold water mallarky covered, (I am aware of the possibility and likelihood of my intended meaning being twisted next...) but any more plumbing jobs needed?

No you just keep testing the shower please gorgeous, I'll watch!

Give him some time to relax. Hit the surf my man.

That's his job - he's our surf instructor! I'm getting quite good at it now, had some private lessons

And may I say you do follow instructions very, very well M'Lady

I can't swim so I might need rescuing

I have a life guard qualification

Get the speedos

Oooooooh i swim

You do indeed! Skinny dipping time I say

Trunks avatar

Haha hardly worth it - get em off and feel the freedom!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we set up an area on the beach for sunbathing? Preferably nude

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can we set up an area on the beach for sunbathing? Preferably nude

That's the whole beach hun - it's ours!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can lead a sing song around the camp fire and bring marshmallows to toast whilst we're at it.

You can also help me with the tea.

That I can most definitely do (I may try to steal your ribbons though). "

I'm fine with that but there will probably be plenty of ribbons. They're all trying to get me with them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we set up an area on the beach for sunbathing? Preferably nude

That's the whole beach hun - it's ours!

It never crossed my mind that we might have to be clothed. What a trollop!!

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

Might bring some incense and stick it in Hatters hair

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Might bring some incense and stick it in Hatters hair

Haha, now now, we wouldn't want to set fire to his ribbons!

Phew my boobs are roasting in this sun!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Might bring some incense and stick it in Hatters hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well bring the loveseat deckchairs we've just been sat in sunbathing in the middle of Milton Keynes

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

While you lot have been boiling lentils and arguing over what colour to paint the 8-sided wheel...

I might invite you to my modest beach hut that the slaves have erected. All mod cons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqFaO8HeHMk

*adjusts Panama, lights Cohiba and lies back*

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By *ipswingCouple over a year ago

portrush

but we are all about the freedom ...

to love the one you are with , as old steve stills sang..

and besides we have a yellow submarine.

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By *ipswingCouple over a year ago

portrush

freedom .. now isnt that what richie havens ,sung at woodstock..

and since then .... sure you aint seen nothing yet..

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"While you lot have been boiling lentils and arguing over what colour to paint the 8-sided wheel...

I might invite you to my modest beach hut that the slaves have erected. All mod cons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqFaO8HeHMk

*adjusts Panama, lights Cohiba and lies back*

Cool dude - I think the sofa for 20 at 1.36 has our name written all over it!! Light the citronella candles, we're on our way!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You got wifi?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"You got wifi?"

Joe is in charge of logsitics - of course we have!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"While you lot have been boiling lentils and arguing over what colour to paint the 8-sided wheel...

I might invite you to my modest beach hut that the slaves have erected. All mod cons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqFaO8HeHMk

*adjusts Panama, lights Cohiba and lies back*

Cool dude - I think the sofa for 20 at 1.36 has our name written all over it!! Light the citronella candles, we're on our way!

I go for a quick surf and there's a luxury condo on stilts in the sea!! Well that totally puts my humble yurt to shame...

...can I have one too?... Please?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"While you lot have been boiling lentils and arguing over what colour to paint the 8-sided wheel...

I might invite you to my modest beach hut that the slaves have erected. All mod cons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqFaO8HeHMk

*adjusts Panama, lights Cohiba and lies back*

Cool dude - I think the sofa for 20 at 1.36 has our name written all over it!! Light the citronella candles, we're on our way!

I go for a quick surf and there's a luxury condo on stilts in the sea!! Well that totally puts my humble yurt to shame...

...can I have one too?... Please?

Lol, if we sell enough bead necklaces at the market next week you can have one too baby, of course, I'll have it fitted with a spacious shower specially for you.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"While you lot have been boiling lentils and arguing over what colour to paint the 8-sided wheel...

I might invite you to my modest beach hut that the slaves have erected. All mod cons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqFaO8HeHMk

*adjusts Panama, lights Cohiba and lies back*

Cool dude - I think the sofa for 20 at 1.36 has our name written all over it!! Light the citronella candles, we're on our way!

I go for a quick surf and there's a luxury condo on stilts in the sea!! Well that totally puts my humble yurt to shame...

...can I have one too?... Please?

Lol, if we sell enough bead necklaces at the market next week you can have one too baby, of course, I'll have it fitted with a spacious shower specially for you.....

Ooooh thank you my lovely :-*

It'll need to be tested... At full capacity

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"While you lot have been boiling lentils and arguing over what colour to paint the 8-sided wheel...

I might invite you to my modest beach hut that the slaves have erected. All mod cons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqFaO8HeHMk

*adjusts Panama, lights Cohiba and lies back*

Cool dude - I think the sofa for 20 at 1.36 has our name written all over it!! Light the citronella candles, we're on our way!

I go for a quick surf and there's a luxury condo on stilts in the sea!! Well that totally puts my humble yurt to shame...

...can I have one too?... Please?

Lol, if we sell enough bead necklaces at the market next week you can have one too baby, of course, I'll have it fitted with a spacious shower specially for you.....

Ooooh thank you my lovely :-*

It'll need to be tested... At full capacity

Hmmm, I can just imagine it now!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enters the beach commune , gets out phone to check for Pokemon ..... None ..... Walks back to civilisation .

Gotta catch them all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are definitely no Pokemon here. This is a hippie community. Phones are for fab chatting and emergency uses only

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"If we're at the beach I am in the water. No question about it

You must be very wet?

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I come along?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm bringing my pink Floyd towel... and astronomy Domini

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Can I come along?

I wouldn't say no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come along?

I wouldn't say no

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can I come along?

I'm definitely saying yes!

What you bringing though, everyone has to bring something? ?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm bringing my pink Floyd towel... and astronomy Domini

Essential assets lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come along?

Oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is anyone bringing Cards against Humanity? That's a cracking game to play slightly d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is anyone bringing Cards against Humanity? That's a cracking game to play slightly d*unk"

Oh I think I've heard of it. We were supposed to play at the last party but never got around to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As the Strategic Business Analyst and Roo vermin killer AND BBQ master .... I have set up a programme where our beads have been already forward purchased (as beads to bring joy - latest Twitter trend) for the Californian market place .....

So Frisky we are sustainable for a few beach houses now and lots of hammocks and a bit of acreage for your horses.... They can be close by now

Beads brownies hammocks ribbons maypoles and love mmmmmmm

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we set up an area on the beach for sunbathing? Preferably nude

Can we set the life guards chair close to the nude sunbathing area?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"As the Strategic Business Analyst and Roo vermin killer AND BBQ master .... I have set up a programme where our beads have been already forward purchased (as beads to bring joy - latest Twitter trend) for the Californian market place .....

So Frisky we are sustainable for a few beach houses now and lots of hammocks and a bit of acreage for your horses.... They can be close by now

Beads brownies hammocks ribbons maypoles and love mmmmmmm

Mwah "

Excellent - we do like sharp hippies who can keep us well ahead of the game! ! This is turning into the most amazing commune lol!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can we set up an area on the beach for sunbathing? Preferably nude

Can we set the life guards chair close to the nude sunbathing area?

Ooh yes, it can be right in the middle so you can keep a close eye on all the bronzing boobies and direct the lotion applying team where necessary!

Its a very responsible role, we don't want hippies with burnt boobies!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Morning Horny Hippies! It's another glorious day in paradise!!

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

Mint tea?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mint tea?

Eew no, cup of builders tea first thing please lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mint tea?

Eew no, cup of builders tea first thing please lol!

This.

I'm on my second cup

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

"Mint tea?

Eew no, cup of builders tea first thing please lol!

Ffs I'm trying to get rid of this stuff (says best before Jan 2016) but I'd be sure the hippies would be down for it

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mint tea?

Eew no, cup of builders tea first thing please lol!

Ffs I'm trying to get rid of this stuff (says best before Jan 2016) but I'd be sure the hippies would be down for it

Cheeky bugger lol! I think it's more an after a meal digestive idea a mint tea. Or if your feeling nauseous haha!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mint tea?

Eew no, cup of builders tea first thing please lol!

Ffs I'm trying to get rid of this stuff (says best before Jan 2016) but I'd be sure the hippies would be down for it

Cheeky bugger lol! I think it's more an after a meal digestive idea a mint tea. Or if your feeling nauseous haha!

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

"Mint tea?

Eew no, cup of builders tea first thing please lol!

Ffs I'm trying to get rid of this stuff (says best before Jan 2016) but I'd be sure the hippies would be down for it

Cheeky bugger lol! I think it's more an after a meal digestive idea a mint tea. Or if your feeling nauseous haha!"

How about blackcurrant and liquorice/ginger fusion

they sound like sweets but willing to offer those round too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning my Fab Hippy folk!

I've had my tea, started my coffee, and checked the waves. Who's up for a little post breakfast play in the wet stuff?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Good morning my Fab Hippy folk!

I've had my tea, started my coffee, and checked the waves. Who's up for a little post breakfast play in the wet stuff?

Haha, why did the word frolic spring to my mind?? Race you to the surf!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mint tea?

Eew no, cup of builders tea first thing please lol!

Ffs I'm trying to get rid of this stuff (says best before Jan 2016) but I'd be sure the hippies would be down for it

Cheeky bugger lol! I think it's more an after a meal digestive idea a mint tea. Or if your feeling nauseous haha!

How about blackcurrant and liquorice/ginger fusion

they sound like sweets but willing to offer those round too."

Another impulse purchase was it??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning my Fab Hippy folk!

I've had my tea, started my coffee, and checked the waves. Who's up for a little post breakfast play in the wet stuff?

Haha, why did the word frolic spring to my mind?? Race you to the surf!!

I'll take you up on that

Frolics aplenty!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning my Fab Hippy folk!

I've had my tea, started my coffee, and checked the waves. Who's up for a little post breakfast play in the wet stuff?

Haha, why did the word frolic spring to my mind?? Race you to the surf!!

I'll take you up on that

Frolics aplenty!

I'm not a strong swimmer so can I dry you off afterwards georgie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning my Fab Hippy folk!

I've had my tea, started my coffee, and checked the waves. Who's up for a little post breakfast play in the wet stuff?

Haha, why did the word frolic spring to my mind?? Race you to the surf!!

I'll take you up on that

Frolics aplenty!

I'm not a strong swimmer so can I dry you off afterwards georgie?

You can join me in the shower and we can dry each other off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come along?

I'm definitely saying yes!

What you bringing though, everyone has to bring something? ?

I'll bring along my vacuum cleaner and household polish. Help with the clean up operation in the morning. I'm well domesticated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we set up an area on the beach for sunbathing? Preferably nude

Can we set the life guards chair close to the nude sunbathing area?

Ooh yes, it can be right in the middle so you can keep a close eye on all the bronzing boobies and direct the lotion applying team where necessary!

Its a very responsible role, we don't want hippies with burnt boobies!

I'll bring extra cream. Just in case the chief sun creamer upper needs a hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to roll a joint in under a minute before I stopped smoking the stuff x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning my Fab Hippy folk!

I've had my tea, started my coffee, and checked the waves. Who's up for a little post breakfast play in the wet stuff?

Haha, why did the word frolic spring to my mind?? Race you to the surf!!

I'll take you up on that

Frolics aplenty!

I'm not a strong swimmer so can I dry you off afterwards georgie?

You can join me in the shower and we can dry each other off

Mmm deal. I look forward to getting all soapy with you.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can I come along?

I'm definitely saying yes!

What you bringing though, everyone has to bring something? ?

I'll bring along my vacuum cleaner and household polish. Help with the clean up operation in the morning. I'm well domesticated

Aw bless, gorgeous and useful round the house to boot, you're a keeper!!

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can we set up an area on the beach for sunbathing? Preferably nude

Can we set the life guards chair close to the nude sunbathing area?

Ooh yes, it can be right in the middle so you can keep a close eye on all the bronzing boobies and direct the lotion applying team where necessary!

Its a very responsible role, we don't want hippies with burnt boobies!

I'll bring extra cream. Just in case the chief sun creamer upper needs a hand

Very wise, there's some monster boobage in the commune!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we set up an area on the beach for sunbathing? Preferably nude

Can we set the life guards chair close to the nude sunbathing area?

Ooh yes, it can be right in the middle so you can keep a close eye on all the bronzing boobies and direct the lotion applying team where necessary!

Its a very responsible role, we don't want hippies with burnt boobies!

I'll bring extra cream. Just in case the chief sun creamer upper needs a hand

Very wise, there's some monster boobage in the commune!

Well, if the sea is ever flat, I would be more than willing to help out if it gets too much for one person to... ummm... handle?..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im late ......i bring cock and a smile

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can we set up an area on the beach for sunbathing? Preferably nude

Can we set the life guards chair close to the nude sunbathing area?

Ooh yes, it can be right in the middle so you can keep a close eye on all the bronzing boobies and direct the lotion applying team where necessary!

Its a very responsible role, we don't want hippies with burnt boobies!

I'll bring extra cream. Just in case the chief sun creamer upper needs a hand

Very wise, there's some monster boobage in the commune!

Well, if the sea is ever flat, I would be more than willing to help out if it gets too much for one person to... ummm... handle?..

I've made a note - first reserve boob smearer

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Im late ......i bring cock and a smile

Haha, we have loads of both - you have to bring a skill or some other assets??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there any tea going.... My head hurts... I'm a little hungover today and feeling rather sorry for myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there any tea going.... My head hurts... I'm a little hungover today and feeling rather sorry for myself

Seems hatter has gone awol. .probably busy in a nest..I'll make you a cuppa sweetie. X

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Is there any tea going.... My head hurts... I'm a little hungover today and feeling rather sorry for myself

Seems hatter has gone awol. .probably busy in a nest..I'll make you a cuppa sweetie. X"

He's sleeping on the job again.......Hey cha walla where are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there any tea going.... My head hurts... I'm a little hungover today and feeling rather sorry for myself

Seems hatter has gone awol. .probably busy in a nest..I'll make you a cuppa sweetie. X

He's sleeping on the job again.......Hey cha walla where are you?

I'm here.

Come on sweets, get in the nest there is tea and cuddles awaiting for you.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm bored at 6am so I'm bumping the hippies! Good morning to the happy hippies when they eventually wake - I think I'll go back to sleep

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Morning, apologises but I'm doped up on antihistamine due to the insect bites and having trouble keeping my eyes open xxx

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

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Ooh nasty!! What bit you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I join ?

I am good at sucking tities

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can provide entertainment, I can cycle backwards

Got a pic of it too

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

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"Can I join ?

I am good at sucking tities

No question, you're in - I think you might be kept quite busy here

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

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"I can provide entertainment, I can cycle backwards

Got a pic of it too

Excellent - can you juggle on a unicycle? That's pretty standard hippie entertainment I think!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I join ?

I am good at sucking tities

Oh good. You can suck the egg whites from these eggs so we can paint them in an art class later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I join you all again. This time I bring alcoholic ginger beer. Homemade of course, butt I'll need the bottles back, I'm running out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I join ?

I am good at sucking tities

Oh good. You can suck the egg whites from these eggs so we can paint them in an art class later.

Got it boss

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

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"Can I join you all again. This time I bring alcoholic ginger beer. Homemade of course, butt I'll need the bottles back, I'm running out. "

Ooh lashings of ginger beer!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh we are getting classy with lashings of ginger beer! I'll start cutting the crusts off our sandwiches lol. Dinner for tonight is over a slow fire so should be lovely and tender by then. Casserole anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can provide entertainment, I can cycle backwards

Got a pic of it too

Excellent - can you juggle on a unicycle? That's pretty standard hippie entertainment I think!

No, I'm an athlete not a clown! Stamps feet in anger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meh, I'll be in my nest all day.

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I can provide entertainment, I can cycle backwards

Got a pic of it too

Excellent - can you juggle on a unicycle? That's pretty standard hippie entertainment I think!

No, I'm an athlete not a clown! Stamps feet in anger

Ooh, a touchy hippie!! OK then, we won't laugh while you cycle backwards......

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

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"Meh, I'll be in my nest all day."

Can one spank a hippie?

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By *risky_Mare OP Woman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Oh we are getting classy with lashings of ginger beer! I'll start cutting the crusts off our sandwiches lol. Dinner for tonight is over a slow fire so should be lovely and tender by then. Casserole anyone?"

Hmmm I did slow cooked pork loin in cider and thyme last night, yum!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meh, I'll be in my nest all day.

Can one spank a hippie?

You can try

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

I've got too much sand everywhere. I need a shower

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