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I've decided to go UNLOS.....Goodbye
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?
To do the washing up xxx"
How kind x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a couple of Eskimos tied up in ma cupboard. I'm susceptible to the occasional bribe 
You know I have a thing about Eskimos ! 
How much are you offering for the release of one though?"
A fur Seal, a whale shark and a cadburys creme egg !  |
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"I have a couple of Eskimos tied up in ma cupboard. I'm susceptible to the occasional bribe
You know I have a thing about Eskimos !
How much are you offering for the release of one though?
A fur Seal, a whale shark and a cadburys creme egg ! "
I'm disappointed that there's not a Jaffa cake as a part of the negotiations  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?
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An ear bashing.
It's a new kink. |
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"Oh go on seeing as it's Saturday and I'm in a good mood
I'll offer bacon sandwiches and blow jobs in bed this morning
What is there for the ladies?
MrsSB 
Anything you like you carissima "
You know what I like preciosa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?
To whom?"
Tut ...me of course |
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"I can offer a good giggle and a service...... that the car kind not body but that could be negotiated 
Sod off Bladey, I'm trying to cut a deal here 
Good luck you'll need it  "
You've obviously tried and failed then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?
To whom?
Tut ...me of course "
Oh.
Cuppa then- maybe cake too but only once the weather cools sufficiently to want to use the oven.
Mango sorbet in the meantime x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?
To whom?
Tut ...me of course
Oh.
Cuppa then- maybe cake too but only once the weather cools sufficiently to want to use the oven.
Mango sorbet in the meantime x"
For you ....anything |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
For the ladies a shopping trip (no funds provided, Bring your own £'s) with two little ladies... Bring them back when you're finished..
For the guys an afternoon in a beer garden sampling some of the region's finest liquid refreshments.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Freshly baked bread and a sympathetic shoulder to cry on, god I must be tired...normal a**ehole service and s**ty comments will be resumed later "
glad to hear it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can take you up the hills, get your blood pumping and leave you breathless 
You'd have to call me an ambulance too.
How about a blue trail then? "
What's a blue trail? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can take you up the hills, get your blood pumping and leave you breathless
You'd have to call me an ambulance too.
How about a blue trail then?
What's a blue trail?"
An easy one |
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"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?
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I don't quite think you understand. I have a comprehensive array of skills, ideas and activities...
But the sex comes as standard.
It's what I'm built on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?
I don't quite think you understand. I have a comprehensive array of skills, ideas and activities..
But the sex comes as standard.
It's what I'm built on "
Thats ok as youre not my type.
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"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?
I don't quite think you understand. I have a comprehensive array of skills, ideas and activities...
But the sex comes as standard.
It's what I'm built on "
Activities? Now even I'm intrigued.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?
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the glasses to drink your wine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can take you up the hills, get your blood pumping and leave you breathless
You'd have to call me an ambulance too.
How about a blue trail then?
What's a blue trail?
An easy one "
Oh.
Blue trail it is then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?
To do the washing up xxx
How kind x"
Bring your dishes to my place, I,'ll put them in the dishwasher
XXX |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"User no longer Offering sex ..... Instead I'm offering home made food, wine and witty banter...... What would you offer ?
To do the washing up xxx
How kind x
Bring your dishes to my place, I,'ll put them in the dishwasher
XXX"
She must have a massive fanny ( the dishwasher that is ) |
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