Do you ever think weird things that you don't share because they are too  or if you do you get this  ?
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I will start. This morning hubby was bent over knackered and I said : " I want to put a banana in your arse and popped so it shut deep inside you"
He's reply "fuck no"
I've been trying to get a 2l bottle of up his arse for years. He's reply is always no
Am I weird?
MrsSB
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I can't understand why your hubby won't allow you to shove a 2 litre bottle of Coke up his arse OP?! That's pretty weird. Seriously, what's wrong with the man! 
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"I can't understand why your hubby won't allow you to shove a 2 litre bottle of Coke up his arse OP?! That's pretty weird. Seriously, what's wrong with the man!
Don't worry though OP. I'm much weirder than you by a long way "
Thank you. Do you care to share? 
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"Lol SB not weird at all but may I suggest a butt plug for hubby to keep his ass safe? xxx
Butt plug mmmmm
Love them
MrsSB "
I got a few that will make your "Exhaust" look so small |
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"Lol SB not weird at all but may I suggest a butt plug for hubby to keep his ass safe? xxx
Butt plug mmmmm
Love them
MrsSB
I got a few that will make your "Exhaust" look so small "
Please. Could you clarify your comment? Thank you
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"Surely a 3l bottle of frosty jack should be your target
I'm just starting easy
Step 1. Banana
Step 2. 2l bottle of
Step 3. Exhaust
MrsSB
A true romantic  "
Keeping the flame in marriage and all that.
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I imagine Mr SB does this alot you weirdo
I still love you but I am starting to wonder if I am the only normal person around her
You are not normal. Fact
MrsSB "
What of course I am |
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I imagine Mr SB does this alot you weirdo
I still love you but I am starting to wonder if I am the only normal person around her
You are not normal. Fact
MrsSB
What of course I am "
Mmmmm NOOOOOO
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"Lol SB not weird at all but may I suggest a butt plug for hubby to keep his ass safe? xxx
Butt plug mmmmm
Love them
MrsSB
I got a few that will make your "Exhaust" look so small
Please. Could you clarify your comment? Thank you
MrsSB "
No, I am mystery man today hasn't anyone told you |
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"Lol SB not weird at all but may I suggest a butt plug for hubby to keep his ass safe? xxx
Butt plug mmmmm
Love them
MrsSB
I got a few that will make your "Exhaust" look so small
Please. Could you clarify your comment? Thank you
MrsSB
No, I am mystery man today hasn't anyone told you "
You think you are but you just lovely. Sorry. That's how it is.
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"Surely a 3l bottle of frosty jack should be your target
I'm just starting easy
Step 1. Banana
Step 2. 2l bottle of
Step 3. Exhaust
MrsSB
A true romantic
Keeping the flame in marriage and all that.
MrsSB "
And you say I'm too romantic |
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"Surely a 3l bottle of frosty jack should be your target
I'm just starting easy
Step 1. Banana
Step 2. 2l bottle of
Step 3. Exhaust
MrsSB
A true romantic
Keeping the flame in marriage and all that.
MrsSB
And you say I'm too romantic "
You are my lovely. You are
Mwwaaa
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"Surely a 3l bottle of frosty jack should be your target
I'm just starting easy
Step 1. Banana
Step 2. 2l bottle of
Step 3. Exhaust
MrsSB
A true romantic
Keeping the flame in marriage and all that.
MrsSB
And you say I'm too romantic
You are my lovely. You are
Mwwaaa
MrsSB "
I'm not really, I'm all primal and mascu... oh who am I kidding.
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"Lol SB not weird at all but may I suggest a butt plug for hubby to keep his ass safe? xxx
Butt plug mmmmm
Love them
MrsSB
I got a few that will make your "Exhaust" look so small
Please. Could you clarify your comment? Thank you
MrsSB
No, I am mystery man today hasn't anyone told you
You think you are but you just lovely. Sorry. That's how it is.
MrsSB "
Bugger  they go's the image |
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"Surely a 3l bottle of frosty jack should be your target
I'm just starting easy
Step 1. Banana
Step 2. 2l bottle of
Step 3. Exhaust
MrsSB "
Very witty  made me smile that! |
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"Ah fuck it. I'm going to address the elephant in the room and just say it and not skirt around the issue like everyone else!
A 2l bottle of Coke up his arse? A banana right up there so it pops shut and it's all internal!
Are you weird!? Fucking hell, yes you are - batshit cun*ing crazy actually!  
But we do like you and you do make us smile, so it's all good x   "
Thank you. You are always so honest and funny
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"Lol SB not weird at all but may I suggest a butt plug for hubby to keep his ass safe? xxx
Butt plug mmmmm
Love them
MrsSB
I got a few that will make your "Exhaust" look so small
Please. Could you clarify your comment? Thank you
MrsSB
No, I am mystery man today hasn't anyone told you
You think you are but you just lovely. Sorry. That's how it is.
MrsSB
Bugger they go's the image "
Awww bless. You thought you had us all fooled.
You are a mysterious man
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"I think you should let hubby try it on you first...
Done it
MrsSB
well in that case he should shut up and put up "
I said as much. Just man up and take it
I might need to find a crazy biguy for this
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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I think he will cave into your desires sooner rather than later (I hope his arse doesn't) I get the impression he would do anything for you and that is just lovely. How all hubbies should be xx
Ps I don't think you're weird much |
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"Do you ever think weird things that you don't share because they are too or if you do you get this ?
Care to share?
I will start. This morning hubby was bent over knackered and I said : " I want to put a banana in your arse and popped so it shut deep inside you"
He's reply "fuck no"
I've been trying to get a 2l bottle of up his arse for years. He's reply is always no
Am I weird?
MrsSB
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You are completely normal to me but then people think i am werid.
Its the ones who think others are werid you have to watch out for |
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"I think he will cave into your desires sooner rather than later (I hope his arse doesn't) I get the impression he would do anything for you and that is just lovely. How all hubbies should be xx
Ps I don't think you're weird much "
Awww thank you lovely. Dan said I was weird 
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"Do you ever think weird things that you don't share because they are too or if you do you get this ?
Care to share?
I will start. This morning hubby was bent over knackered and I said : " I want to put a banana in your arse and popped so it shut deep inside you"
He's reply "fuck no"
I've been trying to get a 2l bottle of up his arse for years. He's reply is always no
Am I weird?
MrsSB
You are completely normal to me but then people think i am werid.
Its the ones who think others are werid you have to watch out for "
You are right there my friend
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"I've heard that inserting an opened bottle of fizzy wine into the ass and banging the bottom of the bottle against the floor is an experience.
Personally I would grudge the waste of alcohol. .."
Alcohol gets absorbed in your anus too. true story.
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Try a full 2l bottle of water, freeze it, twat him over the head from behind with said bottle of I've, when he collapsed in a heap, ram the bottle up his arse and by the time he wakes up he'll be in no state to protest. Jobs a good'n  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"You are lovely weird - that's why I like you x x
Hi lovely. Love you MrsSB "
Assuming I'm not locked up for murder and your not put away for ramming bottles in crevices l will see you week after next |
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"You are lovely weird - that's why I like you x x
Hi lovely. Love you MrsSB
Assuming I'm not locked up for murder and your not put away for ramming bottles in crevices l will see you week after next "
Both things are quite likely to happen. So see you in prison.
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