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Decision time....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The first 3 emails in my junk folder today are "Kick start your modelling career", "Come and claim your £6.4 million Nigerian inheritance" and "Erect on demand."

I can't decide which one to do first.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I,d go for the erection x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you have 6.4m you don't really need a new career

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get the Nigerian inheritance, get the erection, then go out and get some awesome sex with people who are impressed by your millions.

Fuck the modelling career - why would you work if you've got a good inheritance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you have 6.4m you don't really need a new career

I like your thinking!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What is being erected?

Claim the money and then get whatever you want erected and you won't need a modelling contract as the paparazzi will take your pictures anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

£6.4 million every time

think of the scaffolding you could buy with that for your 'erect on demand' let alone the modelling clay. The mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What is being erected?

We'll I haven't clicked on any links but I'm assuming it's a penis!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i never get these mails any more, gmail is awesome.

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