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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A lot of you im sure are like me and see certain things on people's profiles that irritates you.
Text speak & when it states "professional couple/single" are my two what's yours? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It doesn't really happen that I go 'urgh give me a break' but I got a message that made a point of saying he read my profile in detail and he was interested. I had a look at his... he doesn't meet smokers apparently. Obviously his version of attention to detail and mine are different  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be this
Be that
Oh and be that as well
Oh and you'd better not be this
Or else"
That kinda shit
It is beyond preference
It is list of demands or commands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything that alludes to 50 shades
Especially from someone in their late teens who thinks risky sex is wanking into a sock and hoping your Mum doesn't spot it under the bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Genuine/Not a time waster/Respectful - because obviously you would tell us otherwise.
Can't have pics due to my job - your colleagues would recognise your bum/torso aye?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My pet hates are text speak, bad grammar, cock pics, random messages saying 'hi how are you', random requests to meet. Makes me sound a bit fussy doesn't it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Fun loving couple"
What the fuck does that mean ?
You're hardly gonna advertise yourself as middle aged misery arses are you ?"
OOPS ours says we're a fun couple! I actually thought when I wrote that, who doesn't think they're fun? But I left it there anyway... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Fun loving couple"
What the fuck does that mean ?
You're hardly gonna advertise yourself as middle aged misery arses are you ?"
Oh you read my profile did you 
Laughing at Middle aged misery arse....Might use that actually |
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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago
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"A lot of you im sure are like me and see certain things on people's profiles that irritates you.
Text speak & when it states "professional couple/single" are my two what's yours?"
most irritates is profiles with just cock pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything that alludes to 50 shades
Especially from someone in their late teens who thinks risky sex is wanking into a sock and hoping your Mum doesn't spot it under the bed"
Oooh had to pick up many of them...!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Suck like a dyson... as if it was an achievement !
Or sucks like a pro!!
Does ''sucks like a pro'' also mean they pick your pockets at the same time "
Not as bad as 'I could eat pussy all day'. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"Quality over quantity
Immediately makes us think what makes you think you are so special ?
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makes me think of quality street chocolates given to you at christmas by your granny...the worst chocolate selection you could have possibly chosen... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i hate seeing pets on people's profiles..there's quite a few times I've zoomed in on a pic to see a cat in the background.."
Worse still when the pic is of a naked guy and you can see the cat thinking 'hmmm, them dangly bits, I could swing off them bastards'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i hate seeing pets on people's profiles..there's quite a few times I've zoomed in on a pic to see a cat in the background.."
that's taking pet hate a bit too far |
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""Be this
Be that
Oh and be that as well
Oh and you'd better not be this
Or else"
That kinda shit
It is beyond preference
It is list of demands or commands  "
reminds me too much of when I was married. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pet hates... straight men/couples that are looking for bi men, 420 friendly (drug abusers), silly disclaimers, people contacting but have no verifications, plenty more but the list would never end! |
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Women who are self-proclaimed oral masters. As nice as it is, it's not exactly high art. It's sucking on a bloke's pecker not brain surgery. No one's ever been that crap at it. Even I could probably give a decent blowjob!*
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* Note: This will actually never happen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw a profile today that was so long they actually had a list of contents...
Each section was headed and they even had a link to a Dropbox 'flowchart' on what people needed to do to contact them... I shit you not.
I hotlisted them because it was so bad it was actually laughable
There was even a Copyright statement at the end, just below the legal smallprint.
The phrase "if you were the last people on Earth" sprang to mind...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't send cock pics 
What's your issue with that? I don't want them!"
Well it's not obvious to you.....
Those are the people looking for free coffee, food and drinks.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It doesn't really happen that I go 'urgh give me a break' but I got a message that made a point of saying he read my profile in detail and he was interested. I had a look at his... he doesn't meet smokers apparently. Obviously his version of attention to detail and mine are different "
Yeah that's one that gets to use we clear state we smoke yet get message from people who's profile say they don't smoke when you point that out 9 times out of 10 they say they will. Why not tick the bloody box then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the copy/pasta law disclaimers. they annoy me to hell. and that sydney university stuff"
As no legal standing any way just takes up shit loads of space on the servers don't understand why mods or admin don't set a program to automatically remove the disclaimers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw a profile today that was so long they actually had a list of contents...
Each section was headed and they even had a link to a Dropbox 'flowchart' on what people needed to do to contact them... I shit you not.
I hotlisted them because it was so bad it was actually laughable
There was even a Copyright statement at the end, just below the legal smallprint.
The phrase "if you were the last people on Earth" sprang to mind...
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We saw that or one like that earlier today was going to give up half way through but then really wanted to know how much it went on lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't mind those secret word profiles, it's no hassle just to show you've read someone's description.
The whiney ones are a bit of a turn off for me though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't send cock pics
What's your issue with that? I don't want them!
Well it's not obvious to you.....
Those are the people looking for free coffee, food and drinks.. "
You are SO wrong. Dick pics just do absolutely nothing for me. If anything they turn me off.
You know when you go into a restaurant, and you spend ages deciding what to eat, then eventually you see it coming over and you're like "God damn, that looks delicious"? This is why I don't like dick pics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't send cock pics
What's your issue with that? I don't want them!
Well it's not obvious to you.....
Those are the people looking for free coffee, food and drinks..
You are SO wrong. Dick pics just do absolutely nothing for me. If anything they turn me off.
You know when you go into a restaurant, and you spend ages deciding what to eat, then eventually you see it coming over and you're like "God damn, that looks delicious"? This is why I don't like dick pics. "
Same reason as I never eat in restaurants that have pictures of the food
Always looks unappetising |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't send cock pics
What's your issue with that? I don't want them!
Well it's not obvious to you.....
Those are the people looking for free coffee, food and drinks..
You are SO wrong. Dick pics just do absolutely nothing for me. If anything they turn me off.
You know when you go into a restaurant, and you spend ages deciding what to eat, then eventually you see it coming over and you're like "God damn, that looks delicious"? This is why I don't like dick pics.
Same reason as I never eat in restaurants that have pictures of the food
Always looks unappetising "
Or like McDonald's, looks so much better in the pics than in reality! |
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Profiles With stupid strict wants eg male must be 6ft 2 and a third, with a 10 pack, a 15" cock, super good looking because I am and wiling to drop everything when I click my fingers.
Makes me think "get out of your own arse" these people are just here for the thrill Of the chase and scream time waster to me |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I've a fair few, but at the moment it is single girl profiles of porn stars who state they don't reply to messages or interact on here, but only meet at private parties where it is pay to enter. |
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Stating the bland obvious - here to meet like-minded for fun etc.
Lolz, lol, lol, lol when they're not even joking and no-one would smile, yet alone laugh.
Text speak
Rant against guys etc contacting them with vitriolic 'not gay' proclamations
Rants in general, including against timewasters.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Fun loving couple"
What the fuck does that mean ?
You're hardly gonna advertise yourself as middle aged misery arses are you ?"
My FWB is a middle aged misery ass XXXXXXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles With stupid strict wants eg male must be 6ft 2 and a third, with a 10 pack, a 15" cock, super good looking because I am and wiling to drop everything when I click my fingers.
Makes me think "get out of your own arse" these people are just here for the thrill Of the chase and scream time waster to me "
I quite often have prefer 6ft and over on my profile, I don't need to get out of my arse, it's just my preference x |
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"Profiles With stupid strict wants eg male must be 6ft 2 and a third, with a 10 pack, a 15" cock, super good looking because I am and wiling to drop everything when I click my fingers.
Makes me think "get out of your own arse" these people are just here for the thrill Of the chase and scream time waster to me
I quite often have prefer 6ft and over on my profile, I don't need to get out of my arse, it's just my preference x"
I have a height preference too, I mean the strict list of must haves,everybody has a preference but some profiles have stupid amounts of must Haves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sneaks off to edit profile.....
Lmao so laughed out loud x
Haha
And I won't lie to you I actually sneaked off to check our profile too "
And ????
Did we pass?
Yours is hot btw |
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"Sneaks off to edit profile.....
Lmao so laughed out loud x
Haha
And I won't lie to you I actually sneaked off to check our profile too
And ????
Did we pass?
Yours is hot btw"
Yes you passed with flying colours very nice profile and pics
And thank you we just put out what we are all about and here for plain and simple xxx |
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"Sneaks off to edit profile.....
Lmao so laughed out loud x
Haha
And I won't lie to you I actually sneaked off to check our profile too
And ????
Did we pass?
Yours is hot btw
Yes you passed with flying colours very nice profile and pics
And thank you we just put out what we are all about and here for plain and simple xxx"
I did notice you checking us out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sneaks off to edit profile.....
Lmao so laughed out loud x
Haha
And I won't lie to you I actually sneaked off to check our profile too
And ????
Did we pass?
Yours is hot btw
Yes you passed with flying colours very nice profile and pics
And thank you we just put out what we are all about and here for plain and simple xxx
I did notice you checking us out "
Haha...you'll prob notice a lot more of it now becuz your hotlisted |
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"Sneaks off to edit profile.....
Lmao so laughed out loud x
Haha
And I won't lie to you I actually sneaked off to check our profile too
And ????
Did we pass?
Yours is hot btw
Yes you passed with flying colours very nice profile and pics
And thank you we just put out what we are all about and here for plain and simple xxx
I did notice you checking us out
Haha...you'll prob notice a lot more of it now becuz your hotlisted"
Why thank you we are flattered
How to make friends and influence people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sneaks off to edit profile.....
Lmao so laughed out loud x
Haha
And I won't lie to you I actually sneaked off to check our profile too
And ????
Did we pass?
Yours is hot btw
Yes you passed with flying colours very nice profile and pics
And thank you we just put out what we are all about and here for plain and simple xxx
I did notice you checking us out
Haha...you'll prob notice a lot more of it now becuz your hotlisted
Why thank you we are flattered
How to make friends and influence people "
Pity bout the distance though...oh well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sky remotes !! nuff said lol "
Oh I don't know, our sky remote pic gets a few compliments
Men who can "breathe through their ears"
Or has a big cock and knows how to use it.. Like any man looked down and said " hmmm wonder what that's for"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Suck like a dyson... as if it was an achievement !
You mean it isn't
As if * it was an achievement...
Reread again "
I read it right the first time thanks
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one thing that puts me off profiles more than anything else is inappropriate user names 
If I don't like the name I won't even bother reading the profile .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Suck like a dyson... as if it was an achievement !
You mean it isn't
As if * it was an achievement...
Reread again
I read it right the first time thanks
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"Profiles With stupid strict wants eg male must be 6ft 2 and a third, with a 10 pack, a 15" cock, super good looking because I am and wiling to drop everything when I click my fingers.
Makes me think "get out of your own arse" these people are just here for the thrill Of the chase and scream time waster to me "
Lol |
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"Sneaks off to edit profile.....
Lmao so laughed out loud x
Haha
And I won't lie to you I actually sneaked off to check our profile too
And ????
Did we pass?
Yours is hot btw
Yes you passed with flying colours very nice profile and pics
And thank you we just put out what we are all about and here for plain and simple xxx
I did notice you checking us out
Haha...you'll prob notice a lot more of it now becuz your hotlisted
Why thank you we are flattered
How to make friends and influence people
Pity bout the distance though...oh well"
I know always happens.... Bummer x |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
Constant location change.
New profile popping up with same pics.
Very long profiles (only as I do read from top to bottom)
I think the main one is...
'Oxymoron' type user names ie. Petite### and clearly not Petite.. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Constant location change.
New profile popping up with same pics.
Very long profiles (only as I do read from top to bottom)
I think the main one is...
'Oxymoron' type user names ie. Petite### and clearly not Petite.."
Yeah I met someone with tenincher in his name..... Erm.... NO. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who want a word added into the message title to show that you've read the profile.......
Do you not know how quickly you can scan a profile for this?! So this is never going to stop anyone who hadn't read and digested every word to the umpteenth degree, gone away and thought long and hard about compatibility, from contacting you  |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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those people who come back under a different name..and then ask their 'friends' to veri them again if they knew them from previous profiles...like why bother if you wanted to be anonymous when you came back, and if you didnt, why bother changing your username... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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only male half meeting at the moment ! its never the female half just meeting lol
Profiles with nothing on them whatsoever sometimes not even a name ?
And the classic shutting this profile down as of tonight as no one wants to meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When a woman says she's "straight" but looking for couples??? So what am I gonna do as a woman sit there??"
A straight MFF is awesome fun all the same. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A precis of War & Peace in no more than 500 words to prove you've read our profile". That really makes my arse wink. By the time I'd done it they'd left the site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lot of you im sure are like me and see certain things on people's profiles that irritates you.
Text speak & when it states "professional couple/single" are my two what's yours?"
Forum posts about pet hates of peoples profiles lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""A precis of War & Peace in no more than 500 words to prove you've read our profile". That really makes my arse wink. By the time I'd done it they'd left the site "
Definitely the outrageous demanding profiles. Twats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""A precis of War & Peace in no more than 500 words to prove you've read our profile". That really makes my arse wink. By the time I'd done it they'd left the site
Definitely the outrageous demanding profiles. Twats."
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