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So Markoh's gone AWOL (conspiracy theories range between a Club 18-75 holiday in Falaraki and his quarterly short back and polish).
And then some others (who think they're too nice) won't do it.
So, it's left to me.
Rants please.
(and make 'em good)
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over a year ago
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After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...
Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@ |
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"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...
Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@"
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"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...
Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@"
That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?
Did you go through a company? |
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over a year ago
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okay child benefit rant. Had this stopped for no reason.. took me 4 weeks to get a reply despite ringing daily. finally found out why...
apparently my ex husband has filed a claim.. okay you say.. not their fault... well my ex husband sadly passed away a good few years ago... ..
they have now admitted it was a clerical error... |
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"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...
Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@
That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?
Did you go through a company?"
Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks  |
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"okay child benefit rant. Had this stopped for no reason.. took me 4 weeks to get a reply despite ringing daily. finally found out why...
apparently my ex husband has filed a claim.. okay you say.. not their fault... well my ex husband sadly passed away a good few years ago... ..
they have now admitted it was a clerical error... "
That is dreadful. I will kick some butt on your behalf
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"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...
Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@
That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?
Did you go through a company?
Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks "
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"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...
Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@
That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?
Did you go through a company?
Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks
Oh, you're dual nationality as well?"
No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.
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"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...
Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@
That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?
Did you go through a company?
Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks
Oh, you're dual nationality as well?
No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education."
Hmmm. I'm sure you could have planned that better.
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"Just agggghhhhhhh why why why!!! It's not bloody fair... Hubby didn't get his promotion  
Needs more information"
Put up for promotion, worked his arse off for God knows how many years... And it's all about bloody numbers to the top t#@ts up in Glasgow that make the decision.  |
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My rant is when people don't take you seriously about important things... feels like they are taking the piss and your left wasting your time when you could be doing something else! *pissed off emojo*
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Sick to the back teeth of sending nice messages to ladies on here to get nothing.
Sometimes I want to say oi you I fuck your cunt and come over your face as I call you a dirty fucking whore.
Rant finished
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"Just agggghhhhhhh why why why!!! It's not bloody fair... Hubby didn't get his promotion
Needs more information
Put up for promotion, worked his arse off for God knows how many years... And it's all about bloody numbers to the top t#@ts up in Glasgow that make the decision. "
Send me their address and I'll write and very witty but devastatingly rude letter on his behalf.
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"Sick to the back teeth of sending nice messages to ladies on here to get nothing.
Sometimes I want to say oi you I fuck your cunt and come over your face as I call you a dirty fucking whore.
Rant finished
Thank you "
That's not very nice |
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"My rant is when people don't take you seriously about important things... feels like they are taking the piss and your left wasting your time when you could be doing something else! *pissed off emojo*
DG"
Work on your delivery, think about what you want to say or achieve before you say it.
You don;t have to be confrontational but you will need to be assertive and persistent. Lots of eye contact and a big stick with a nail in helps.
Good luck. |
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"Sick to the back teeth of sending nice messages to ladies on here to get nothing.
Sometimes I want to say oi you I fuck your cunt and come over your face as I call you a dirty fucking whore.
Rant finished
Thank you
Well it is a rant so sorry to the nice ladies on here x
That's not very nice"
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"Just agggghhhhhhh why why why!!! It's not bloody fair... Hubby didn't get his promotion
Needs more information
Put up for promotion, worked his arse off for God knows how many years... And it's all about bloody numbers to the top t#@ts up in Glasgow that make the decision.
Send me their address and I'll write and very witty but devastatingly rude letter on his behalf.
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Deal  |
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"Sick to the back teeth of sending nice messages to ladies on here to get nothing.
Sometimes I want to say oi you I fuck your cunt and come over your face as I call you a dirty fucking whore.
Rant finished
Thank you
Well it is a rant so sorry to the nice ladies on here x
That's not very nice"
Ok. At least it's being let out here and not in a PM, I suppose |
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"Sick to the back teeth of sending nice messages to ladies on here to get nothing.
Sometimes I want to say oi you I fuck your cunt and come over your face as I call you a dirty fucking whore.
Rant finished
Thank you
Well it is a rant so sorry to the nice ladies on here x
That's not very nice
Ok. At least it's being let out here and not in a PM, I suppose"
Well you did say get of your chest. Once again sorry if offended but needed to say it. Thank you |
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Pokemon Go  Why oh why do we have to endure this? Every few months...fads, crazes, internet nonsense that'll get the sheeple salivating for all of five minutes until the next piece of crap. When will someone actually invent something I have even a passing interest in? |
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"Pokemon Go Why oh why do we have to endure this? Every few months...fads, crazes, internet nonsense that'll get the sheeple salivating for all of five minutes until the next piece of crap. When will someone actually invent something I have even a passing interest in?"
It's called making money, Howard.
I agree, for what it's worth but that's life.
Frank Sinatra - That's Life
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Oh oh oh, I have another one...
I've seen the "it's the tossers that ruin it for us genuine ones" line used on various threads about ten times this week so far.
Which is bollocks, blaming your own shortfalls is just a cop out. |
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"My rant is when people don't take you seriously about important things... feels like they are taking the piss and your left wasting your time when you could be doing something else! *pissed off emojo*
DG
Work on your delivery, think about what you want to say or achieve before you say it.
You don;t have to be confrontational but you will need to be assertive and persistent. Lots of eye contact and a big stick with a nail in helps.
Good luck. "
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"Oh oh oh, I have another one...
I've seen the "it's the tossers that ruin it for us genuine ones" line used on various threads about ten times this week so far.
Which is bollocks, blaming your own shortfalls is just a cop out."
They do clutter the place up but also give the forum harpies something to do |
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"Oh oh oh, I have another one...
I've seen the "it's the tossers that ruin it for us genuine ones" line used on various threads about ten times this week so far.
Which is bollocks, blaming your own shortfalls is just a cop out.
They do clutter the place up but also give the forum harpies something to do"
Joseph.
Did you just imply that I'm a "forum harpy"?  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!
The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!
Nearly 2 hours now...
I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.
Plus, I've now got a sore foot.
I really need my clothes back.
My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!
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"Oh oh oh, I have another one...
I've seen the "it's the tossers that ruin it for us genuine ones" line used on various threads about ten times this week so far.
Which is bollocks, blaming your own shortfalls is just a cop out.
They do clutter the place up but also give the forum harpies something to do
Joseph.
Did you just imply that I'm a "forum harpy"? "
Not at all  |
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"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!
The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!
Nearly 2 hours now...
I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.
Plus, I've now got a sore foot.
I really need my clothes back.
My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!
"
Oh cock.
Can't remember how to do it... pull it out and there should be a manual drain?
Oh, and lots of buckets and towels?
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"Oh oh oh, I have another one...
I've seen the "it's the tossers that ruin it for us genuine ones" line used on various threads about ten times this week so far.
Which is bollocks, blaming your own shortfalls is just a cop out.
They do clutter the place up but also give the forum harpies something to do
Joseph.
Did you just imply that I'm a "forum harpy"?
Not at all "
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"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!
The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!
Nearly 2 hours now...
I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.
Plus, I've now got a sore foot.
I really need my clothes back.
My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!
"
"A O ..... LET'S GO!" |
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£77.65 to send a shoebox package to a friend working in Saudi! Then the only woman at the counter tells me I have to wrap some things separate. All the oap's in the queue started complaining about how long it's taking an people should have packages ready when they get there... it was all ready to go an I was made to open it again! They have all day to get their pensions! Fucked off an I haven't even started work yet! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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i saved mine up for over two weeks..and this is my first rant on a thursday so here goes
january got told need molar tooth out
july pre op appointment for general anesthetic go through some interview process to deem me worthy of this ( look at my mouth trauma notes) get approved
wait three weeks for operation..go myself i cope better..till anesthetist starts being an arse...why don't you have a local, blah blah ( read my fucking notes) i try to stay calm but he really is a complete patronising bastard..so he goes out of room i cant control my anxiety and i start having a panic attack...nurse catches me mid flow...i start telling her about what he said..he comes back in and starts raising his voice and justifying his behaviour..which sets me off at a rant about his attitude and he can fuck right right off..anyway, led to op prep room still in tears, where he continues his 'attitude' until i get put under...if this wasnt enough of another layer of trauma..i get home thinking ill be a bit shit for a couple of days, but no i contract a virus from the hospital..gee thanks...raging nerve pain, fat lips and swollen jaw i cant drive or do bloody anything for over two weeks..its only now i feel better enough to rant about it...to go back to beginning ,only reason i had to have it out in first place was because of another major misdiagnosis and fuck up, of a dentist .......
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh id nash my tooth if i still had it.. fucking arseholes...thanks, i feel better now.
suzy ...still on painkillers |
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"£77.65 to send a shoebox package to a friend working in Saudi! Then the only woman at the counter tells me I have to wrap some things separate. All the oap's in the queue started complaining about how long it's taking an people should have packages ready when they get there... it was all ready to go an I was made to open it again! They have all day to get their pensions! Fucked off an I haven't even started work yet! "
That's:
1/ Terribly expensive - what are you sending, bricks?
2/ you can tell the post office worker she can eat my shorts.
That's just silly.
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"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...
Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@
That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?
Did you go through a company?
Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks
Oh, you're dual nationality as well?
No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.
Hmmm. I'm sure you could have planned that better.
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What is happening to my rant, it has been 32 minutes, if I have to wait 7 hours again, I'll loose my mind . |
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"i saved mine up for over two weeks..and this is my first rant on a thursday so here goes
january got told need molar tooth out
july pre op appointment for general anesthetic go through some interview process to deem me worthy of this ( look at my mouth trauma notes) get approved
wait three weeks for operation..go myself i cope better..till anesthetist starts being an arse...why don't you have a local, blah blah ( read my fucking notes) i try to stay calm but he really is a complete patronising bastard..so he goes out of room i cant control my anxiety and i start having a panic attack...nurse catches me mid flow...i start telling her about what he said..he comes back in and starts raising his voice and justifying his behaviour..which sets me off at a rant about his attitude and he can fuck right right off..anyway, led to op prep room still in tears, where he continues his 'attitude' until i get put under...if this wasnt enough of another layer of trauma..i get home thinking ill be a bit shit for a couple of days, but no i contract a virus from the hospital..gee thanks...raging nerve pain, fat lips and swollen jaw i cant drive or do bloody anything for over two weeks..its only now i feel better enough to rant about it...to go back to beginning ,only reason i had to have it out in first place was because of another major misdiagnosis and fuck up, of a dentist .......
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh id nash my tooth if i still had it.. fucking arseholes...thanks, i feel better now.
suzy ...still on painkillers "
Oh dear.
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!
The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!
Nearly 2 hours now...
I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.
Plus, I've now got a sore foot.
I really need my clothes back.
My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!
Oh cock.
Can't remember how to do it... pull it out and there should be a manual drain?
Oh, and lots of buckets and towels?
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I'll try anything. Thanks
If I'm never seen again, I've flooded the house and drown. That or Mr B's killed me for ruining the new flooring.
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"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...
Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@
That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?
Did you go through a company?
Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks
Oh, you're dual nationality as well?
No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.
Hmmm. I'm sure you could have planned that better.
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What is happening to my rant, it has been 32 minutes, if I have to wait 7 hours again, I'll loose my mind ."
Pushy, pushy!
Send me an arse shot and I'll approve, ok?
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"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!
The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!
Nearly 2 hours now...
I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.
Plus, I've now got a sore foot.
I really need my clothes back.
My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!
Oh cock.
Can't remember how to do it... pull it out and there should be a manual drain?
Oh, and lots of buckets and towels?
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I'll try anything. Thanks
If I'm never seen again, I've flooded the house and drown. That or Mr B's killed me for ruining the new flooring.
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Maybe ask YouTube first - there's all kinds of instructionals on there. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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oh and while i am at it, the hmrc have changed the boxes on self assessment tax return forms with no fucking explanation of where to put certain things you used to put in a designated box..i hate form filling, when the forms are crap...
if you change something, don't assume we were in the same f'ing room as you, when you did it, with your moronic brain cell.... |
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"oh and while i am at it, the hmrc have changed the boxes on self assessment tax return forms with no fucking explanation of where to put certain things you used to put in a designated box..i hate form filling, when the forms are crap...
if you change something, don't assume we were in the same f'ing room as you, when you did it, with your moronic brain cell.... "
You need a nice cuppa and a PA |
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"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...
Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@
That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?
Did you go through a company?
Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks
Oh, you're dual nationality as well?
No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.
Hmmm. I'm sure you could have planned that better.
[RANT UNDER REVIEW]
What is happening to my rant, it has been 32 minutes, if I have to wait 7 hours again, I'll loose my mind .
Pushy, pushy!
Send me an arse shot and I'll approve, ok?
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Won't even buy me a dinner first and goes straight for the arse, who's pushy now!
It's on public viewing at the moment |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"oh and while i am at it, the hmrc have changed the boxes on self assessment tax return forms with no fucking explanation of where to put certain things you used to put in a designated box..i hate form filling, when the forms are crap...
if you change something, don't assume we were in the same f'ing room as you, when you did it, with your moronic brain cell....
You need a nice cuppa and a PA"
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"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...
Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@
That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?
Did you go through a company?
Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks
Oh, you're dual nationality as well?
No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.
Hmmm. I'm sure you could have planned that better.
[RANT UNDER REVIEW]
What is happening to my rant, it has been 32 minutes, if I have to wait 7 hours again, I'll loose my mind .
Pushy, pushy!
Send me an arse shot and I'll approve, ok?
Won't even buy me a dinner first and goes straight for the arse, who's pushy now!
It's on public viewing at the moment "
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"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...
Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@
That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?
Did you go through a company?
Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks
Oh, you're dual nationality as well?
No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.
Hmmm. I'm sure you could have planned that better.
[RANT UNDER REVIEW]
What is happening to my rant, it has been 32 minutes, if I have to wait 7 hours again, I'll loose my mind .
Pushy, pushy!
Send me an arse shot and I'll approve, ok?
Won't even buy me a dinner first and goes straight for the arse, who's pushy now!
It's on public viewing at the moment "
I've already looked  |
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"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...
Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@
That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?
Did you go through a company?
Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks
Oh, you're dual nationality as well?
No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.
"
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"Sick to the back teeth of sending nice messages to ladies on here to get nothing.
Sometimes I want to say oi you I fuck your cunt and come over your face as I call you a dirty fucking whore.
Rant finished
Thank you
Well it is a rant so sorry to the nice ladies on here x
That's not very nice
Ok. At least it's being let out here and not in a PM, I suppose"
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"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!
The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!
Nearly 2 hours now...
I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.
Plus, I've now got a sore foot.
I really need my clothes back.
My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!
Oh cock.
Can't remember how to do it... pull it out and there should be a manual drain?
Oh, and lots of buckets and towels?
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"Sick to the back teeth of sending nice messages to ladies on here to get nothing.
Sometimes I want to say oi you I fuck your cunt and come over your face as I call you a dirty fucking whore.
Rant finished
Thank you
Well it is a rant so sorry to the nice ladies on here x
That's not very nice
Ok. At least it's being let out here and not in a PM, I suppose
Silver linings eh? "
ACCENTUATE THE POSITIVE ~ Johnny Mercer & The Pied Pipers (1945)
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"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!
The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!
Nearly 2 hours now...
I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.
Plus, I've now got a sore foot.
I really need my clothes back.
My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!
Oh cock.
Can't remember how to do it... pull it out and there should be a manual drain?
Oh, and lots of buckets and towels?
[APPROVED]
What if the towels are in the washing machine? "
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"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!
The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!
Nearly 2 hours now...
I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.
Plus, I've now got a sore foot.
I really need my clothes back.
My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!
Oh cock.
Can't remember how to do it... pull it out and there should be a manual drain?
Oh, and lots of buckets and towels?
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What if the towels are in the washing machine?
I did insert a Youtube check-for-details rider"
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"Not one bit of sympathy or advice in the other rant thread!
The bloody washing machine has just stopped mid cycle and won't do anything!
Nearly 2 hours now...
I've turned it off and back on again, tried draining it so I can the sodding door open. Kicked it several times, gave it a bash and verbally abused it, lots! It's still not fucking playing ball.
Plus, I've now got a sore foot.
I really need my clothes back.
My work aren't going to buy, sorry the machine machine ate my uniform!
Oh cock.
Can't remember how to do it... pull it out and there should be a manual drain?
Oh, and lots of buckets and towels?
[APPROVED]
What if the towels are in the washing machine?
I did insert a Youtube check-for-details rider
It's all about the small print. "
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Semi rant from me.
Had a nice morning at the park with my grandson but stupidly played a bit of football.
Feet are now killing me and I have no painkillers with me.
Ranting at my own stupidity.
P.S. If Joe gets an arse shot from Lucas I want one,or I'm going to rant |
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"Semi rant from me.
Had a nice morning at the park with my grandson but stupidly played a bit of football.
Feet are now killing me and I have no painkillers with me.
Ranting at my own stupidity.
P.S. If Joe gets an arse shot from Lucas I want one,or I'm going to rant "
You should have thought before playing footie. A soupcon of sympathy.
On the plus side, check out his profile, silly.
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"My rant is for you Joe. Why isn't a music thread? I love the links you post.
MrsSB
Go forth and start one!
It's not my prerogative - you are free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw"
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"My rant is for you Joe. Why isn't a music thread? I love the links you post.
MrsSB
Go forth and start one!
It's not my prerogative - you are free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw
Yes it is. "
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"My rant is for you Joe. Why isn't a music thread? I love the links you post.
MrsSB
Go forth and start one!
It's not my prerogative - you are free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw"
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Ok, so I have not only been working nights through this lovely hot weather and struggling to sleep when it's been so gorgeous......but today, when I was actually sleeping, some guys have just woken me up by crashing and banging an old dustbin for 20 mins. Now I am so awake and cross that I cannot get back to sleep. Bah, bum and arse! -probably `feck` as well. |
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"After waiting for 2 and a half months, I spend £200 and 7 hours for a 5 minute appointment just to be told I won't get my new passport till 31st of September...
Fab really needs to add an angry and furious face emoji :@
That's a lot of money - passports should cost £80 for a renewal?
Did you go through a company?
Nope, I went to the polish embassy. New passport is £94.50, 6£ for post delivery, ticket to London £75.50, tube ticket is £10, £10 for a passport photo and I got hungry so I bought a toastie for £3 at Starbucks
Oh, you're dual nationality as well?
No, and after living in England for 10 years I can't even apply for British citizenship as I was studying and not working...fuck me for wanting an education.
What if you married a sexy older English woman? "
That would depend on who's named in her will and her life expectancy .
Just kidding, I'm saving my marriage card for some other purpose  |
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"My rant is for you Joe. Why isn't a music thread? I love the links you post.
MrsSB
Go forth and start one!
It's not my prerogative - you are free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHMwNvMP1Yw
Tune "
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"Ok, so I have not only been working nights through this lovely hot weather and struggling to sleep when it's been so gorgeous......but today, when I was actually sleeping, some guys have just woken me up by crashing and banging an old dustbin for 20 mins. Now I am so awake and cross that I cannot get back to sleep. Bah, bum and arse! -probably `feck` as well. "
Bastards! I hate that!
Open the window and shout at them!
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I have a rant. I was supposed to have tomorrow off work. Booked holiday and everything and now I have to go in because the rest of my staff are incapable of working without supervision. I don't get paid enough for this. |
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"Iv had a stiff neck for 4 days now wtf is going on,its highly inconvenient especially when im trying to suck my own knob,advice very welcome "
I volunteer as tribute.
To rub your neck |
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"Iv had a stiff neck for 4 days now wtf is going on,its highly inconvenient especially when im trying to suck my own knob,advice very welcome
I volunteer as tribute.
To rub your neck "
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"Iv had a stiff neck for 4 days now wtf is going on,its highly inconvenient especially when im trying to suck my own knob,advice very welcome
I volunteer as tribute.
To rub your neck
You can rub any part of my body you want my sweet "
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"Iv had a stiff neck for 4 days now wtf is going on,its highly inconvenient especially when im trying to suck my own knob,advice very welcome
I volunteer as tribute.
To rub your neck
You can rub any part of my body you want my sweet "
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"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed
Shoot the babysitter
That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx"
Where does one get baby-sitters from?
Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services? |
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"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed
Shoot the babysitter
That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx
Where does one get baby-sitters from?
Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?"
Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx |
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"Sunburnt.
Not expecting sympathy from the OP,he's a cad  "
*sets up sun lounger, parasol and brings Angel an Long Island Ice Tea*
There you go dear. Rock will be out in a mo' to give you a rubdown with the aftersun.
Happy now?
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"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed
Shoot the babysitter
That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx
Where does one get baby-sitters from?
Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?
Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx"
I'm in Somerset, innit |
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"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed
Shoot the babysitter
That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx
Where does one get baby-sitters from?
Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?
Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx
I'm in Somerset, innit "
And if you leave now you'll be here in plenty of time, you could help me shower and get ready xx |
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"£77.65 to send a shoebox package to a friend working in Saudi! Then the only woman at the counter tells me I have to wrap some things separate. All the oap's in the queue started complaining about how long it's taking an people should have packages ready when they get there... it was all ready to go an I was made to open it again! They have all day to get their pensions! Fucked off an I haven't even started work yet!
That's:
1/ Terribly expensive - what are you sending, bricks?
2/ you can tell the post office worker she can eat my shorts.
That's just silly.
[APPROVED]"
Tshirts, belt, alarm clock, dog treats for his friends dog, salt and pepper Mills an some condiments. Weight was 3.18kg. Next time I'll look into a different company. |
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"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed
Shoot the babysitter
That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx
Where does one get baby-sitters from?
Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?
Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx
I'm in Somerset, innit
And if you leave now you'll be here in plenty of time, you could help me shower and get ready xx"
How could I refuse?
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"Sunburnt.
Not expecting sympathy from the OP,he's a cad
*sets up sun lounger, parasol and brings Angel an Long Island Ice Tea*
There you go dear. Rock will be out in a mo' to give you a rubdown with the aftersun.
Happy now?
"
Ohhh,I feel spoiled rotten
I feel like a Princess |
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"Sunburnt.
Not expecting sympathy from the OP,he's a cad
*sets up sun lounger, parasol and brings Angel an Long Island Ice Tea*
There you go dear. Rock will be out in a mo' to give you a rubdown with the aftersun.
Happy now?
Ohhh,I feel spoiled rotten
I feel like a Princess "
I keep telling people; I'm a cunt, not a bastard |
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"Iv had a stiff neck for 4 days now wtf is going on,its highly inconvenient especially when im trying to suck my own knob,advice very welcome
I volunteer as tribute.
To rub your neck
You can rub any part of my body you want my sweet
Would you prefer my fingers or thighs "
Ooooh thighs round my neck ta |
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Too many to read and actually I've no rants and don't want to be infected lol.....having a great week and going fishing tomorrow....see what type of fish I hook... |
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"Too many to read and actually I've no rants and don't want to be infected lol.....having a great week and going fishing tomorrow....see what type of fish I hook... "
May your rod be long and strong
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"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed
Shoot the babysitter
That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx
Where does one get baby-sitters from?
Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?
Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx
I'm in Somerset, innit
And if you leave now you'll be here in plenty of time, you could help me shower and get ready xx
How could I refuse?
[RANT APPROVED]"
Thank you and looking forward to seeing you soon lol x |
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"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed
Shoot the babysitter
That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx
Where does one get baby-sitters from?
Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?
Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx
I'm in Somerset, innit
And if you leave now you'll be here in plenty of time, you could help me shower and get ready xx
How could I refuse?
[RANT APPROVED]
Thank you and looking forward to seeing you soon lol x"
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"Aaaaasarrrrgh had a foursome arranged for tonight and their babysitter has let them down - so disappointed
Shoot the babysitter
That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx
Where does one get baby-sitters from?
Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?
Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx
I'm in Somerset, innit
And if you leave now you'll be here in plenty of time, you could help me shower and get ready xx
How could I refuse?
[RANT APPROVED]
Thank you and looking forward to seeing you soon lol x
I'll start wanking"
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"My rant is that I sacked Markoh- he reinstated himself and then buggered off again! If you want a job doing properly.... "
I didn't want to do it either - I'm like the person you;ve never heard of who does the drive-time show 'cos the star's off in the Seychelles for a week.
Please help me |
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Shoot the babysitter
That wouldn't help as they haven't got one! Xx
Where does one get baby-sitters from?
Is that like a local Facebook job? Ask parents at school? Leave the darlings on their own and hope they don't dob you in to Social Services?
Are you free tonight? Any experience of babysitting? I could make it worth your while xx
I'm in Somerset, innit
And if you leave now you'll be here in plenty of time, you could help me shower and get ready xx
How could I refuse?
[RANT APPROVED]
Thank you and looking forward to seeing you soon lol x
I'll start wanking
FIFY "
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"My rant is that I sacked Markoh- he reinstated himself and then buggered off again! If you want a job doing properly....
I didn't want to do it either - I'm like the person you;ve never heard of who does the drive-time show 'cos the star's off in the Seychelles for a week.
Please help me "
Cee Lo Green Fuck You!
https://youtu.be/2mkTPgZZXnU |
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"My rant is that I sacked Markoh- he reinstated himself and then buggered off again! If you want a job doing properly....
I didn't want to do it either - I'm like the person you;ve never heard of who does the drive-time show 'cos the star's off in the Seychelles for a week.
Please help me "
I've had to do 3 all on my own and I am possible the worst equipped person to handle a rant thread. Suck it up handsome you are doing fabulous |
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"What is the obsession with guys wanting to put things up your arse or going in for the (very unwanted) sly finger? Fuck offffffff!"
Boundaries - this should be discussed beforehand! Ergo Your fault- rant denied!! |
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"Too many to read and actually I've no rants and don't want to be infected lol.....having a great week and going fishing tomorrow....see what type of fish I hook...
May your rod be long and strong
[NON RANT APPROVED]"
always use the appropriate tool for each job....they're all different and the fun is in the tease and the appreciation of each others talents....ALWAYS leave it a win win and let them go to be hooked again. |
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"What is the obsession with guys wanting to put things up your arse or going in for the (very unwanted) sly finger? Fuck offffffff!
Boundaries - this should be discussed beforehand! Ergo Your fault- rant denied!! "
Boundaries are always discussed beforehand.  |
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"What is the obsession with guys wanting to put things up your arse or going in for the (very unwanted) sly finger? Fuck offffffff!
Boundaries - this should be discussed beforehand! Ergo Your fault- rant denied!! "
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"What is the obsession with guys wanting to put things up your arse or going in for the (very unwanted) sly finger? Fuck offffffff!
Boundaries - this should be discussed beforehand! Ergo Your fault- rant denied!!
Boundaries are always discussed beforehand. "
Then it would be a pretty fucking short meet if my wishes were ignored! |
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I have a rant can I rant please ....
Well I was looking forward to this meet I had; why wouldnt I it's what I wanted and he is hot. What happens? My mother shits on my plans... Yes!!! She couldn't find any other time in her life or mine to have a million and one things to do.
She's my mother so I said fine. I can still go about my plans all she has to do is leave immediately and get her stuff out the way.
An hour of nagging later she finally decides she is ready to leave her house and go about her things.
I was supposed to take the kids out. Thanks to her faffing about I now not only cancel on a meet but I cancel on the kids too? Why? Why does my life have to cease to exist just for her?!
I am not very pleased and I'm cranky!!!
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"I have a rant can I rant please ....
Well I was looking forward to this meet I had; why wouldnt I it's what I wanted and he is hot. What happens? My mother shits on my plans... Yes!!! She couldn't find any other time in her life or mine to have a million and one things to do.
She's my mother so I said fine. I can still go about my plans all she has to do is leave immediately and get her stuff out the way.
An hour of nagging later she finally decides she is ready to leave her house and go about her things.
I was supposed to take the kids out. Thanks to her faffing about I now not only cancel on a meet but I cancel on the kids too? Why? Why does my life have to cease to exist just for her?!
I am not very pleased and I'm cranky!!!
"
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"I have a rant can I rant please ....
Well I was looking forward to this meet I had; why wouldnt I it's what I wanted and he is hot. What happens? My mother shits on my plans... Yes!!! She couldn't find any other time in her life or mine to have a million and one things to do.
She's my mother so I said fine. I can still go about my plans all she has to do is leave immediately and get her stuff out the way.
An hour of nagging later she finally decides she is ready to leave her house and go about her things.
I was supposed to take the kids out. Thanks to her faffing about I now not only cancel on a meet but I cancel on the kids too? Why? Why does my life have to cease to exist just for her?!
I am not very pleased and I'm cranky!!! "
You need to be more assertive with your mum, ie "Mum I HAVE to be at my appointment by X time... Yep, it's 10 to, yes I'm leaving now... see you later."
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"I'm badly sunburnt.Yes I know it's self inflicted..But I still want sympathy "
You have my sympathy...in spade-loads!
Anything else I can do for you milady ? |
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"My rant is the bloody mummy mafia, so glad I don't have to endure that crap anymore!!!
G x
What is the 'mummy mafia'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i6xNScZRP4
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The over clicky parents and yummy mummies at the school |
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"My rant is the bloody mummy mafia, so glad I don't have to endure that crap anymore!!!
G x
What is the 'mummy mafia'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i6xNScZRP4
The over clicky parents and yummy mummies at the school"
Ok, I get that now - you have kids and don't have to pick them up, pretending to smile at some, hoping to avoid others &c.
I just keep it safe and don't know anyone. Fuck 'em.
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"My rant is the bloody mummy mafia, so glad I don't have to endure that crap anymore!!!
G x
What is the 'mummy mafia'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i6xNScZRP4
The over clicky parents and yummy mummies at the school
Ok, I get that now - you have kids and don't have to pick them up, pretending to smile at some, hoping to avoid others &c.
I just keep it safe and don't know anyone. Fuck 'em.
[RANT APPROVED]"
My boy left today so no more of that smiling through gritted teeth!! |
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"My rant is the bloody mummy mafia, so glad I don't have to endure that crap anymore!!!
G x
What is the 'mummy mafia'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i6xNScZRP4
The over clicky parents and yummy mummies at the school
Ok, I get that now - you have kids and don't have to pick them up, pretending to smile at some, hoping to avoid others &c.
I just keep it safe and don't know anyone. Fuck 'em.
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My boy left today so no more of that smiling through gritted teeth!!"
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Just offered my mates son some work, good money for easy work. He hummed and hawed trying to think of an excuse as to why he couldn't do it....lazy workshy bastard needs his baws kicked. |
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"Just offered my mates son some work, good money for easy work. He hummed and hawed trying to think of an excuse as to why he couldn't do it....lazy workshy bastard needs his baws kicked. "
Ummm... who's in charge?
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"Just offered my mates son some work, good money for easy work. He hummed and hawed trying to think of an excuse as to why he couldn't do it....lazy workshy bastard needs his baws kicked.
Ummm... who's in charge?
[RANT DENIED]"
s'no fair |
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"My rant is the bloody mummy mafia, so glad I don't have to endure that crap anymore!!!
G x
What is the 'mummy mafia'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i6xNScZRP4
The over clicky parents and yummy mummies at the school"
I'm the lone wolf in the playground. Stand on my own and stare at the classroom window,waiting to pounce on the kid as he comes out to drag him swiftly to the ice cream van |
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"Just offered my mates son some work, good money for easy work. He hummed and hawed trying to think of an excuse as to why he couldn't do it....lazy workshy bastard needs his baws kicked.
Ummm... who's in charge?
[RANT DENIED]
s'no fair "
You sound like my 7 year old.
Life. Isn't. Fair.
Deal with it and tidy your bloody room.
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"Just offered my mates son some work, good money for easy work. He hummed and hawed trying to think of an excuse as to why he couldn't do it....lazy workshy bastard needs his baws kicked.
Ummm... who's in charge?
[RANT DENIED]
s'no fair
You sound like my 7 year old.
Life. Isn't. Fair.
Deal with it and tidy your bloody room.
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My rooms tidy. The cupboard is a fuckin riot though |
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Ok. I have a couple of rants
1. Why do people start multiple threads in the same forum for the same thing within minutes of each other. Really wazzes me off
2. Met tonight threads in lounge/swingers. It's usually single males who offer nothing and want their dick sucking. That's what meet board is for. Use it!
3. Tribute pictures. Just why. It's horrid!!! (Each to their own but wtf)
And breath....gosh thay feels better. |
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"Ok. I have a couple of rants
1. Why do people start multiple threads in the same forum for the same thing within minutes of each other. Really wazzes me off
2. Met tonight threads in lounge/swingers. It's usually single males who offer nothing and want their dick sucking. That's what meet board is for. Use it!
3. Tribute pictures. Just why. It's horrid!!! (Each to their own but wtf)
And breath....gosh thay feels better. "
*shrugs*
The Doors - People are Strange
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3CHi_9sxj0 |
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"My rant is that I sacked Markoh- he reinstated himself and then buggered off again! If you want a job doing properly....
I didn't want to do it either - I'm like the person you;ve never heard of who does the drive-time show 'cos the star's off in the Seychelles for a week.
Please help me "
Are you saying I'm a star?
*shoulder punch |
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"My rant is that I sacked Markoh- he reinstated himself and then buggered off again! If you want a job doing properly....
I didn't want to do it either - I'm like the person you;ve never heard of who does the drive-time show 'cos the star's off in the Seychelles for a week.
Please help me
Are you saying I'm a star?
*shoulder punch"
Just keeping your seat warm, boss |
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"Great Job DJ but Markoh needs to get his bottom back on duty
I think going on holiday is a bit extreme when it comes to avoiding your duties miss. "
Sorry but DJ, Miss A and T are much better at managing your thread than I am so next time you plan on going AWOL those are the guys to pick up your slack |
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"Great Job DJ but Markoh needs to get his bottom back on duty
I think going on holiday is a bit extreme when it comes to avoiding your duties miss.
Sorry but DJ, Miss A and T are much better at managing your thread than I am so next time you plan on going AWOL those are the guys to pick up your slack "
Methinks the lady protest too much.
Don't worry, normal service should be resumed soon.
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"Great Job DJ but Markoh needs to get his bottom back on duty
I think going on holiday is a bit extreme when it comes to avoiding your duties miss.
Sorry but DJ, Miss A and T are much better at managing your thread than I am so next time you plan on going AWOL those are the guys to pick up your slack
Methinks the lady protest too much.
Don't worry, normal service should be resumed soon.
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Glad to hear it
Wuv you |
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"Great Job DJ but Markoh needs to get his bottom back on duty
I think going on holiday is a bit extreme when it comes to avoiding your duties miss.
Sorry but DJ, Miss A and T are much better at managing your thread than I am so next time you plan on going AWOL those are the guys to pick up your slack
Methinks the lady protest too much.
Don't worry, normal service should be resumed soon.
Glad to hear it
Wuv you "
I wuv you more.... mwah |
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