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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's the funniest bit of advice you've been given?

Mine was "don't go to Chatham".

I wish I had heeded this advice.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Be yourself.

Not always good advice

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't listen to the voices in your head all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't listen to the voices in your head all the time."

Ha! Otherwise what happens??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't listen to the voices in your head all the time.

Ha! Otherwise what happens??

No idea I always listen to the voices in my head.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Look after your broom!

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By *hemonkeyheadMan over a year ago

Reading

"here's a screwdriver. knock yourself out"

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Learning to drive a forklift truck many years ago. The blades weren't quite going into the eyelets of a pallet. A Nigerian driver came up to me and said "A pallet is just like a woman. Sometimes she doesn't want to take the full length but you just have to force it in"

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Don't wipe your arse with broken glass

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Don't worry, there's plenty more fish in the sea.

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Never eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never accept hula hoops from a rabbi.

Wise words.

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