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The mysterious death of the psycophant.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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They are here amongst us. The psycophant.
They will tell you how gorgeous you are despite the fact your profile pic is a shadow or agree with your plight,despite the fact that it's you being an arse!
So to prove you're not one,get creative and explain how you'd plan the demise of the person above. Careful...this could be admissible if they genuinely peg it!!  |
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" They are here amongst us. The psycophant.
They will tell you how gorgeous you are despite the fact your profile pic is a shadow or agree with your plight,despite the fact that it's you being an arse!
So to prove you're not one,get creative and explain how you'd plan the demise of the person above. Careful...this could be admissible if they genuinely peg it!! "
I've done this one already.
And I would iron you to death.
You'd make a lovely crease free corpse.
Did I mention your profile was amazing? You are some guy.
Pity you have to die.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drowning in a barrel of tea
Ohh harsh, drowning is my worst fear, horrible way to go.
For you I'll say as an old old granny peaceful in her sleep! "
Feed to death with cake! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Psychotic elephant?  "
Ahhh come on...you know this will degenerate into one of those spelling debates...I typed it wrong jams that lollipop sideways into her nostrils and fills the cavity with tabioca. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Drowning in a barrel of tea
Ohh harsh, drowning is my worst fear, horrible way to go.
For you I'll say as an old old granny peaceful in her sleep! "
asphyxiated by a pair of primark stockings |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Psychotic elephant? Ahhh come on...you know this will degenerate into one of those spelling debates...I typed it wrong jams that lollipop sideways into her nostrils and fills the cavity with tabioca. "
Tapioca? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Psychotic elephant? Ahhh come on...you know this will degenerate into one of those spelling debates...I typed it wrong jams that lollipop sideways into her nostrils and fills the cavity with tabioca. "
you should have just said white knight....everyone knows what they are  |
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"Psychotic elephant? Ahhh come on...you know this will degenerate into one of those spelling debates...I typed it wrong jams that lollipop sideways into her nostrils and fills the cavity with tabioca. "
put alive rat inside him. Sew all his holes up then the rat can eat him from the inside |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Talking Heads - Psycho Killer LIVE Los Angeles '83
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phvKAm_v5og
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Melts him into a vinyl records...not 12 inch and plays him as a 78 so he constantly sounds like a smurf |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sycophant?
Arse lick. Brown noser.
I know. Was offering an alternate spelling.....
Spit roasted to death.
May have to get a few other guys in on this one.
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Id piss off an actual ram to the point of demented anger and then turn him loose |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sycophant?
Arse lick. Brown noser.
I know. Was offering an alternate spelling.....
Spit roasted to death.
May have to get a few other guys in on this one.
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Fed to chickens |
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"Sycophant?
Arse lick. Brown noser.
I know. Was offering an alternate spelling.....
Spit roasted to death.
May have to get a few other guys in on this one.
Id piss off an actual ram to the point of demented anger and then turn him loose"
So I'd be Ram Raided?...ouch!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sycophant?
Arse lick. Brown noser.
I know. Was offering an alternate spelling.....
Spit roasted to death.
May have to get a few other guys in on this one.
Id piss off an actual ram to the point of demented anger and then turn him loose
So I'd be Ram Raided?...ouch!
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Basically... And you only have yourself to blame |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Drooling sycophants I call them - so drowned in their own excessive drool!
Crushed by a giant rugby ball "
Choked to death by the spray of a thousand tins of deep heat at the back of the school bus being sprayed on your nads |
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"Drooling sycophants I call them - so drowned in their own excessive drool!
Crushed by a giant rugby ball
Choked to death by the spray of a thousand tins of deep heat at the back of the school bus being sprayed on your nads "
Roasted by dragon's breath! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's a work of art, so I'd make him one. A la Damien Hurst
Fuckin' charmin'
Death by chocolate (flavoured condoms) "
Being forced to sit through 24 hours of circus clowns as they attempt to have fun |
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