An londoner, a Brummie and Glaswegian were in a pub having a beer together when a fly lands in each of their beers..
The Londoner throws his beer away and goes to buy a fresh one.
The brummie flicks it out and carries on drinking.
The Glaswegian, gently picks the fly up, looks it in the eye and says "go on, spit it out you wee bastard" |
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A guy walks past a bakers and see's a sign.
Pastie's 50p
Pie's 75p
Wanks £1.
He goes inside and see's a huge breasted gorgeous young girl.
He asks " Are you the girl who gives out the wank's" "yes she replies" well go and wash your hands please I will have a Pastie.  |
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I went to the doctors today and showed him my pussy. He takes a closer look and asks if that's a lettuce leaf hanging out of my pussy
It's just the tip of the iceberg I reply |
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