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Kiss my arse about being nice!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm sat here naked with the gentle breeze of a rather large fan keeping me and room nice and cool with ample cold drinks in the fridge and ice cream, lollies and cornetto's in the freezer.

Oh and I'm not sharing

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Kiss your own arse, mate

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"I'm sat here naked with the gentle breeze of a rather large fan keeping me and room nice and cool with ample cold drinks in the fridge and ice cream, lollies and cornetto's in the freezer.

Oh and I'm not sharing

"
greedy pig lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kiss your own arse, mate"

If I could I would

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kiss your own arse, mate"

If I could I would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twice by the looks of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi PP nice to see you back. Can I come sit by you pretty please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Helps erself to a ice lolly and cold drink and nicks a fan

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi PP nice to see you back. Can I come sit by you pretty please

You need to be naked though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

both cheeks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is your winky flapping in the breeze between your legs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Helps erself to a ice lolly and cold drink and nicks a fan

Oi put those back and where have you hidden the lolly

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Anyone would think it's a bit warm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm fresh from the shower... laying on my bed with a fan on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is your winky flapping in the breeze between your legs?"

more of a dangle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm fresh from the shower... laying on my bed with a fan on me"

Sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just driven through fog to the cafe where I'm having a cappuccino and soup!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just driven through fog to the cafe where I'm having a cappuccino and soup!!

I hope the door didn't slam and lock it's self

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

both cheeks

Erm, don't get cheeky or I'll bite instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi PP nice to see you back. Can I come sit by you pretty please

You need to be naked though"

**strips off for PP**

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

both cheeks

Erm, don't get cheeky or I'll bite instead

Then no lolly

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Fan-tastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have my own fan....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fan-tastic

Is that the best you can do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

both cheeks

Erm, don't get cheeky or I'll bite instead

Then no lolly

Pffft! Fine. Nice kisses.

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Kiss your own arse, mate"

If he can kiss his own arse then he can suck his own cock. No need to share that either!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have my own fan....

brill innit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my own fan....

I'm more of an admirer than a fan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi PP nice to see you back. Can I come sit by you pretty please

You need to be naked though

**strips off for PP**"

You can have whatever you fancy now but don't hog the fan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can I have a cornetto please? See my wiggle Wednesday thread as compensation?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

both cheeks

Erm, don't get cheeky or I'll bite instead

Then no lolly

Pffft! Fine. Nice kisses."

you know it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kiss your own arse, mate

If he can kiss his own arse then he can suck his own cock. No need to share that either!

you got that right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

both cheeks

Erm, don't get cheeky or I'll bite instead

Then no lolly

Pffft! Fine. Nice kisses.

you know it makes sense

I was tricked into that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is your winky flapping in the breeze between your legs?

more of a dangle

Don't get too near the fan

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

both cheeks

Erm, don't get cheeky or I'll bite instead

Then no lolly

Pffft! Fine. Nice kisses.

you know it makes sense

I was tricked into that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is your winky flapping in the breeze between your legs?

more of a dangle

Don't get too near the fan

Safety first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

both cheeks

Erm, don't get cheeky or I'll bite instead

Then no lolly

Pffft! Fine. Nice kisses.

you know it makes sense

I was tricked into that

Can I get naked to do it though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

both cheeks

Erm, don't get cheeky or I'll bite instead

Then no lolly

Pffft! Fine. Nice kisses.

you know it makes sense

I was tricked into that

Can I get naked to do it though?"

Naked is the house rule no exceptions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn I just had to swap naked for a polyester nightmare. Can I have a cornetto?

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

wonders how many ff sarnies pp wants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

both cheeks

Erm, don't get cheeky or I'll bite instead

Then no lolly

Pffft! Fine. Nice kisses.

you know it makes sense

I was tricked into that

Can I get naked to do it though?

Naked is the house rule no exceptions

Oh okay

Where do you wanna eat an ice lolly from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn I just had to swap naked for a polyester nightmare. Can I have a cornetto?"

On it's way to you as we speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

both cheeks

Erm, don't get cheeky or I'll bite instead

Then no lolly

Pffft! Fine. Nice kisses.

you know it makes sense

I was tricked into that

Can I get naked to do it though?

Naked is the house rule no exceptions

Oh okay

Where do you wanna eat an ice lolly from?

becareful of the drips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi PP nice to see you back. Can I come sit by you pretty please

You need to be naked though

**strips off for PP**

You can have whatever you fancy now but don't hog the fan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

both cheeks

Erm, don't get cheeky or I'll bite instead

Then no lolly

Pffft! Fine. Nice kisses.

you know it makes sense

I was tricked into that

Can I get naked to do it though?

Naked is the house rule no exceptions

Oh okay

Where do you wanna eat an ice lolly from?

becareful of the drips

Well just don't put any lollies or ice cream near my shoulders... you could an egg on em.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

both cheeks

Erm, don't get cheeky or I'll bite instead

Then no lolly

Pffft! Fine. Nice kisses.

you know it makes sense

I was tricked into that

Can I get naked to do it though?

Naked is the house rule no exceptions

Oh okay

Where do you wanna eat an ice lolly from?

becareful of the drips

Well just don't put any lollies or ice cream near my shoulders... you could an egg on em.

Did tell you to put sun screen on yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

both cheeks

Erm, don't get cheeky or I'll bite instead

Then no lolly

Pffft! Fine. Nice kisses.

you know it makes sense

I was tricked into that

Can I get naked to do it though?

Naked is the house rule no exceptions

Oh okay

Where do you wanna eat an ice lolly from?

becareful of the drips

Well just don't put any lollies or ice cream near my shoulders... you could an egg on em.

Did tell you to put sun screen on yesterday

I live dangerously

I have a nice tan line going straight across my chest too...!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did enough ass kissing last night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I did enough ass kissing last night!

No ice cream for you then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I kiss your arse can I have an ice lolly?

both cheeks

Erm, don't get cheeky or I'll bite instead

Then no lolly

Pffft! Fine. Nice kisses.

you know it makes sense

I was tricked into that

Can I get naked to do it though?

Naked is the house rule no exceptions

Oh okay

Where do you wanna eat an ice lolly from?

becareful of the drips

Well just don't put any lollies or ice cream near my shoulders... you could an egg on em.

Did tell you to put sun screen on yesterday

I live dangerously

I have a nice tan line going straight across my chest too...!"

Girl living on the edge, well at lest put some after sun on, I'll do the bits you can't reach and the bits you can reach if I am honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do you know something I actually fancy a cuppa right now

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I'm melting here. Come on pp give me something to suck. An ice lolly you dirty minded man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm melting here. Come on pp give me something to suck. An ice lolly you dirty minded man

Oh what do you take me for

you are welcome anytime you know that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldnt kiss what i could kick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wouldnt kiss what i could kick

Charming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldnt kiss what i could kick

Charming

id kiss other parts of your anatomy though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Suppose i'd best make a move now.

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Kiss your own arse, mate

If he can kiss his own arse then he can suck his own cock. No need to share that either!

you got that right

It is a very nice arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kiss your own arse, mate

If he can kiss his own arse then he can suck his own cock. No need to share that either!

you got that right

It is a very nice arse.

I'm quite attached to it

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Kiss your own arse, mate

If he can kiss his own arse then he can suck his own cock. No need to share that either!

you got that right

It is a very nice arse.

I'm quite attached to it

I'm saddled with mine.

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm sat here naked with the gentle breeze of a rather large fan keeping me and room nice and cool with ample cold drinks in the fridge and ice cream, lollies and cornetto's in the freezer.

Oh and I'm not sharing

What happened to your sabbatical whingey-pants!?

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