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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Come on boys,you all talk the talk,but can you walk the walk?

Do you give it large,then fuck like a wet lettuce?

Where's all the really good sluts hiding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I have to go out soon,for an orderly queue and I'll get back to you later

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have to go out soon,for an orderly queue and I'll get back to you later "

Oh,beg 'pardon,should have said form

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stand by this will get interesting.

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By *ornyrider1970Man  over a year ago

Stafford

Ha ha all men are sluts on fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come on boys,you all talk the talk,but can you walk the walk?

Do you give it large,then fuck like a wet lettuce?

Where's all the really good sluts hiding?

"

One here from oop north.

I've got an afternoon meet today. So im slutting nicely thanks. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ha ha all men are sluts on fab "

How dare you take that back.

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By *aeBabeWoman  over a year ago

London


"Come on boys,you all talk the talk,but can you walk the walk?

Do you give it large,then fuck like a wet lettuce?

Where's all the really good sluts hiding?

"

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By *aughty alex 99Man  over a year ago

gosport


"Ha ha all men are sluts on fab "

More like make out to be.... ??

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By *iffraffMan  over a year ago

Gloucester

Be nice to be one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ha ha all men are sluts on fab "

Only in the bedroom im a gent in the street

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Slutty McSlut Face, I am not.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think it's more for the guys that say they love licking pussy for hours or they have the best titty play action....

Or better yet, good cummer & can repeat!

Then when it comes down to it, our hopes & dreams are not fulfilled!!

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By *carlet_heavenWoman  over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

Ha ha ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How sexist!!!??? Just because I'm a man and I have a cock doesn't make me a slut!! I have rights!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I see what you did there

When will you ladies realise that calling us men sluts doesn't work. Even if we behave that way we deserve respect.

If you message men like that I'm not surprised you don't have zillions of veris.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm no slut but if a lady wiggles their butt in front of me, I take no responsibility for my actions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's more important being a slut of having pizza express on speed dial.

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By *edRidingWolfCouple  over a year ago

Lydney


"Ha ha all men are sluts on fab

Only in the bedroom im a gent in the street "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come on boys,you all talk the talk,but can you walk the walk?

Do you give it large,then fuck like a wet lettuce?

Where's all the really good sluts hiding?

"

"filthy fuckers with no limits" don't you just adore them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ha ha all men are sluts on fab

How dare you take that back. "

Yeah - - take off the "on fab" bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning boys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *iss AdventureWoman  over a year ago

Wonderland

I think she meant studs .... isn't that the correct term for a male slut?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Slutty McSlut Face, I am not. "

NO! - I'M Slutty McSlut Face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ha ha all men are sluts on fab "

When they finally get a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think she meant studs .... isn't that the correct term for a male slut? "

Sandra Dee ?

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I'm not a slut I'm very selective

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think she meant studs .... isn't that the correct term for a male slut? "

I thought it was a manwhore?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's more important being a slut of having pizza express on speed dial."

Mmmmm - fookin hard one that, I'll need time to contemplate that dilemma. ....

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By *carlet_heavenWoman  over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks


"Ha ha all men are sluts on fab

How dare you take that back.

Yeah - - take off the "on fab" bit "

Actually I find the opposite…I only ever seem to meet the Wet Lettuces in real life

Anybody know what the ratio is…Real men : wet lettuces ???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ha ha all men are sluts on fab

How dare you take that back.

Yeah - - take off the "on fab" bit

Actually I find the opposite…I only ever seem to meet the Wet Lettuces in real life

Anybody know what the ratio is…Real men : wet lettuces ???"

Oh that Real men comment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've been pretty lucky with this site and had my little world rocked a few times.

Not so much off the site.....generally and overwhelming wave of crushing disappointment.

Off site I take matters in to my own hands now. I'm in charge and that's how it works best for me.

I'm a selfish lover.

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By *aughty alex 99Man  over a year ago

gosport


"Ha ha all men are sluts on fab

When they finally get a meet? "

Ahah i keep seeing your name in forum chats im on. ..

You jelous you to far to be my 1st

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think it's more for the guys that say they love licking pussy for hours or they have the best titty play action....

Or better yet, good cummer & can repeat!

Then when it comes down to it, our hopes & dreams are not fulfilled!!

"

Read my veri.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't want a male slut.

I would a couple of hot males to fuck though

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple  over a year ago

TROWBRIDGE


"What's more important being a slut of having pizza express on speed dial."

You mean to say you don't make your own pizza.......got to do something while the dough is prooving

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ha ha all men are sluts on fab

When they finally get a meet?

Ahah i keep seeing your name in forum chats im on. ..

You jelous you to far to be my 1st"

It's a forum that people post on...

Plus I don't meet boys, I meet men

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't want a male slut.

I would a couple of hot males to fuck though "

I volunteer as tribute! o/

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm definitely not a slut....but am sure I could get in character for the right lady .....Roxi ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So now everyone wants a slut. tut tut tut.

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By *aughty alex 99Man  over a year ago

gosport


"Ha ha all men are sluts on fab

When they finally get a meet?

Ahah i keep seeing your name in forum chats im on. ..

You jelous you to far to be my 1st

Ohhh this is getting gritty love itt. Moree please not... @ahah

It's a forum that people post on...

Plus I don't meet boys, I meet men "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I see what you did there

When will you ladies realise that calling us men sluts doesn't work. Even if we behave that way we deserve respect.

If you message men like that I'm not surprised you don't have zillions of veris."

If you only knew the truth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Male slut checking in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think she meant studs .... isn't that the correct term for a male slut? "

No. Studs are men who chat women up then fuck like a wet lettuce

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

I am a slutty charmer but I am stuck at work

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

I'm singling the spam song but

"Slut slut slut slut, wonderful sluuuuuuuuts"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ha ha all men are sluts on fab

How dare you take that back.

Yeah - - take off the "on fab" bit

Actually I find the opposite…I only ever seem to meet the Wet Lettuces in real life

Anybody know what the ratio is…Real men : wet lettuces ???

Oh that Real men comment "

Real men lick pussy like their life depends on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come on boys,you all talk the talk,but can you walk the walk?

Do you give it large,then fuck like a wet lettuce?

Where's all the really good sluts hiding?

"filthy fuckers with no limits" don't you just adore them "

I absolutely love them! Within legal and safety parameters of course

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Hi

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Hi "

Where's the competition?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm not a slut I'm very selective "

As am I. I'm talking about slutty sexual practices,not indiscriminate fucking.

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"Hi

Where's the competition?

"

It's only you Joe, no other man could possibly reach your level of expertise.

You are Queen Slut.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a slut!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi

Where's the competition?

"

I think I counted 4,plus you so only 5 so far. Bit disappointing but people have to work. It might pick up a bit,later on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi

Where's the competition?

It's only you Joe, no other man could possibly reach your level of expertise.

You are Queen Slut. "

I'll accept lower levels of sluttish sexual behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come on boys,you all talk the talk,but can you walk the walk?

Do you give it large,then fuck like a wet lettuce?

Where's all the really good sluts hiding?

"

Big old lump of wet lettuce here so I'll just watch if I can and wank quietly in the corner

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"Hi

Where's the competition?

It's only you Joe, no other man could possibly reach your level of expertise.

You are Queen Slut.

I'll accept lower levels of sluttish sexual behaviour. "

I think the gap between the two is positively cavernous.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Hi

Where's the competition?

It's only you Joe, no other man could possibly reach your level of expertise.

You are Queen Slut. "

Oi!

I ain't no queen, bitch!

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Hi

Where's the competition?

It's only you Joe, no other man could possibly reach your level of expertise.

You are Queen Slut.

Oi!

I ain't no queen, bitch!"

But thanks for the vote of confidence

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's an alpha male on another thread that would nail it here! Go get him girls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i wonder if the stallion from the other thread will pop up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's an alpha male on another thread that would nail it here! Go get him girls "

beat me to it

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"Hi

Where's the competition?

It's only you Joe, no other man could possibly reach your level of expertise.

You are Queen Slut.

Oi!

I ain't no queen, bitch!"

Own the Queen Joe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's an alpha male on another thread that would nail it here! Go get him girls

beat me to it"

I'm always first, sometimes disappointingly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someonz called

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always walk..the walk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Male slut checking in"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" i wonder if the stallion from the other thread will pop up. "

Let's not make this personal please. I didn't start a thread for people to have digs at others.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Someonz called "

Walk the walk Beardy,walk the walk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I noticed the big difference of replies when a woman asks for the same lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi

Where's the competition?

It's only you Joe, no other man could possibly reach your level of expertise.

You are Queen Slut.

I'll accept lower levels of sluttish sexual behaviour.

I think the gap between the two is positively cavernous. "

I'm not talking bottom of the ladder lower levels. Top rungs only please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I noticed the big difference of replies when a woman asks for the same lol"

Sad isn't it Shag.

Don't suppose you ever get slutty and break out in a sweat in bed?

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By *rinkydonkyMan  over a year ago

Hinckley

Wish I had the bloody chance to be a slut ! All invites seriously considered lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I noticed the big difference of replies when a woman asks for the same lol

Sad isn't it Shag.

Don't suppose you ever get slutty and break out in a sweat in bed? "

You are right, it is there. Yes I do sometimes sweet, depending on how much intensity I put into it you know, especially now when it is very warm. What about you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I noticed the big difference of replies when a woman asks for the same lol

Sad isn't it Shag.

Don't suppose you ever get slutty and break out in a sweat in bed? You are right, it is there. Yes I do sometimes sweet, depending on how much intensity I put into it you know, especially now when it is very warm. What about you?"

When I'm being slutty I sweat like a bear in the Sahara

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wish I had the bloody chance to be a slut ! All invites seriously considered lol."

Can you have a slutty wank?

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By *onny MCMan  over a year ago

Crawley

Happy to be a good little slut for any of the gorgeous women who've posted to this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Happy to be a good little slut for any of the gorgeous women who've posted to this thread. "

I'm not looking for subby sluts myself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here is another

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

You lot don't impress me much

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You lot don't impress me much "

The weather has deflated them

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You lot don't impress me much

The weather has deflated them "

No excuse. Any self respecting slutting male would be out in shorts pulled down far enough to expose exciting undies and with a beautiful but open shirt flapping around as they walk down the road pretending not to notice other people gawking.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You lot don't impress me much

The weather has deflated them

No excuse. Any self respecting slutting male would be out in shorts pulled down far enough to expose exciting undies and with a beautiful but open shirt flapping around as they walk down the road pretending not to notice other people gawking.

"

h, I'm talking about myself again...

*slaps wrist*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You lot don't impress me much

The weather has deflated them

No excuse. Any self respecting slutting male would be out in shorts pulled down far enough to expose exciting undies and with a beautiful but open shirt flapping around as they walk down the road pretending not to notice other people gawking.

h, I'm talking about myself again...

*slaps wrist*"

Are you strolling,swaggering or schlepping?

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You lot don't impress me much

The weather has deflated them

No excuse. Any self respecting slutting male would be out in shorts pulled down far enough to expose exciting undies and with a beautiful but open shirt flapping around as they walk down the road pretending not to notice other people gawking.

h, I'm talking about myself again...

*slaps wrist*

Are you strolling,swaggering or schlepping?"

I stroll

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You lot don't impress me much

The weather has deflated them

No excuse. Any self respecting slutting male would be out in shorts pulled down far enough to expose exciting undies and with a beautiful but open shirt flapping around as they walk down the road pretending not to notice other people gawking.

h, I'm talking about myself again...

*slaps wrist*

Are you strolling,swaggering or schlepping?

I stroll "

Hands in pockets?

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"You lot don't impress me much

The weather has deflated them

No excuse. Any self respecting slutting male would be out in shorts pulled down far enough to expose exciting undies and with a beautiful but open shirt flapping around as they walk down the road pretending not to notice other people gawking.

h, I'm talking about myself again...

*slaps wrist*

Are you strolling,swaggering or schlepping?

I stroll

Hands in pockets? "

No. Should I?

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By *andsonjohnMan  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I think she meant studs .... isn't that the correct term for a male slut?

No. Studs are men who chat women up then fuck like a wet lettuce "

Can you explain what fucks like a wet lettuce means I've heard the saying fucks like a limp lettuce to describe a stud who had trouble rising to the occasion but for the life of me I can't work out what fucks like a wet lettuce means .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think she meant studs .... isn't that the correct term for a male slut?

No. Studs are men who chat women up then fuck like a wet lettuce

Can you explain what fucks like a wet lettuce means I've heard the saying fucks like a limp lettuce to describe a stud who had trouble rising to the occasion but for the life of me I can't work out what fucks like a wet lettuce means . "

Ok. Let me see if I can give you an idea.

We kiss,he's not very responsive.

He steps back and starts to undress like he's getting undressed for bed-I'm naked and he's only unbuttoned his shirt.

He lays on the bed,waiting.

Ok,so looks like I have to be forward here.

More kissing,not much response,so I move lower.

No noises from him,not much movement,no touching of my body.

I lay on my back and he hops on top and pumps for a few minutes. No kissing,his eyes shut,tongue hanging out.

He cums and it's all over.

You can substitute no kissing for teeth clashing slobbering.

That's one kind of wet lettuce.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You lot don't impress me much

The weather has deflated them

No excuse. Any self respecting slutting male would be out in shorts pulled down far enough to expose exciting undies and with a beautiful but open shirt flapping around as they walk down the road pretending not to notice other people gawking.

h, I'm talking about myself again...

*slaps wrist*

Are you strolling,swaggering or schlepping?

I stroll

Hands in pockets?

No. Should I?"

If you can walk without tripping over the pavement. I think it looks nonchalant.

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By *veabigun37Man  over a year ago

Northwich


"Come on boys,you all talk the talk,but can you walk the walk?

Do you give it large,then fuck like a wet lettuce?

Where's all the really good sluts hiding?

"

I fuck like a porn star. Lol.ask my fb. She will tell you.xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come on boys,you all talk the talk,but can you walk the walk?

Do you give it large,then fuck like a wet lettuce?

Where's all the really good sluts hiding?

I fuck like a porn star. Lol.ask my fb. She will tell you.xx"

Which one though?

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Come on boys,you all talk the talk,but can you walk the walk?

Do you give it large,then fuck like a wet lettuce?

Where's all the really good sluts hiding?

I fuck like a porn star. Lol.ask my fb. She will tell you.xx

Which one though?

"

I'll be the judge of that. Assume the position, dude

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here! West london

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come on boys,you all talk the talk,but can you walk the walk?

Do you give it large,then fuck like a wet lettuce?

"

Yes. Especially in this weather.

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By *reygorCouple  over a year ago

birmingham

angle you hid your profile .you another man pretending ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm no slut but if a lady wiggles their butt in front of me, I take no responsibility for my actions "

*wiggle wiggle*

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By *oharleyMan  over a year ago

Hexham


"Come on boys,you all talk the talk,but can you walk the walk?

Do you give it large,then fuck like a wet lettuce?

Where's all the really good sluts hiding?

"

Come in.......I mean to Newcastle;-)

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By *andsonjohnMan  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I think she meant studs .... isn't that the correct term for a male slut?

No. Studs are men who chat women up then fuck like a wet lettuce

Can you explain what fucks like a wet lettuce means I've heard the saying fucks like a limp lettuce to describe a stud who had trouble rising to the occasion but for the life of me I can't work out what fucks like a wet lettuce means .

Ok. Let me see if I can give you an idea.

We kiss,he's not very responsive.

He steps back and starts to undress like he's getting undressed for bed-I'm naked and he's only unbuttoned his shirt.

He lays on the bed,waiting.

Ok,so looks like I have to be forward here.

More kissing,not much response,so I move lower.

No noises from him,not much movement,no touching of my body.

I lay on my back and he hops on top and pumps for a few minutes. No kissing,his eyes shut,tongue hanging out.

He cums and it's all over.

You can substitute no kissing for teeth clashing slobbering.

That's one kind of wet lettuce.

"

I can't stop laughing stop it not at your misfortune in ending up in bed with such a man but at the fact he has the balls to call himself any think other than a wham bam thank you man

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"angle you hid your profile .you another man pretending ?"

Not me. I'm having a Fab sabbatical as my life is busy and the queue was getting a bit long

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Come on boys,you all talk the talk,but can you walk the walk?

Do you give it large,then fuck like a wet lettuce?

Where's all the really good sluts hiding?

I fuck like a porn star. Lol.ask my fb. She will tell you.xx

Which one though?

I'll be the judge of that. Assume the position, dude "

He might not be a bottom. Let me know how it goes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come on boys,you all talk the talk,but can you walk the walk?

Do you give it large,then fuck like a wet lettuce?

Where's all the really good sluts hiding?

"filthy fuckers with no limits" don't you just

adore them "

One here still waiting to find some one that can find my limits!

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By *eavenscentitCouple  over a year ago

barnstaple


" i wonder if the stallion from the other thread will pop up. "

I look forward to it !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My husband has it all and is the biggest gent you will meet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive got too much self respect to label

Myself as a slut. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come on boys,you all talk the talk,but can you walk the walk?

Do you give it large,then fuck like a wet lettuce?

Where's all the really good sluts hiding?

"

Haha - I saw that other thread and was going to do a "Where are all the dickheads?" post. Then I realised they were all there in that thread, treating women like pieces of meat (again!)

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By *nowbodyyounoMan  over a year ago

Bristol


"Ha ha all men are sluts on fab "

I'm not and I doubt the women here would be that enthused about being described in this way. In fact had the OP been a man and the post about women I'm sure he would have been metaphorically lynched.

KYN

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you mean studs or are you seriously looking for male sluts

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By *km45Man  over a year ago

UTTOXETER

I can walk the walk just get in touch

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