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I am being victimised...
by a fly in my flat. The wee bugger has no interest in my flatmate but has woken me up THREE TIMES by buzzing in my ear. I have no hand eye coordination so may require a handsome man to come and squish it for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am being victimised...
by a fly in my flat. The wee bugger has no interest in my flatmate but has woken me up THREE TIMES by buzzing in my ear. I have no hand eye coordination so may require a handsome man to come and squish it for me "
Two weeks ago a fly flew into my ear, natural response was a finger directly to my ear to get rid of it, unfortunately I ended up pushing it into the ear canal and all I could hear was the buzzing of its wings in my head and a slight tickling... oh shit thought I!! Visit to the Drs for me.... fortunately I managed to use one of those wire hair grip thingies to scoop it out... and yes it was still buzzing its wings when I got it out...  |
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"I am being victimised...
by a fly in my flat. The wee bugger has no interest in my flatmate but has woken me up THREE TIMES by buzzing in my ear. I have no hand eye coordination so may require a handsome man to come and squish it for me
Two weeks ago a fly flew into my ear, natural response was a finger directly to my ear to get rid of it, unfortunately I ended up pushing it into the ear canal and all I could hear was the buzzing of its wings in my head and a slight tickling... oh shit thought I!! Visit to the Drs for me.... fortunately I managed to use one of those wire hair grip thingies to scoop it out... and yes it was still buzzing its wings when I got it out... "
Well that's me traumatised! |
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"I am being victimised...
by a fly in my flat. The wee bugger has no interest in my flatmate but has woken me up THREE TIMES by buzzing in my ear. I have no hand eye coordination so may require a handsome man to come and squish it for me "
you need SWAT |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A tin of deodorant and a lighter make for a good fly killer  "
And awesome fun.
I remember everyone doing this in the accommodation blocks at a certain naval air station in Cornwall in 1990 to rid us of a plague of cranefly.
The building survived. No one was hurt. Millions died.  |
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"I am being victimised...
by a fly in my flat. The wee bugger has no interest in my flatmate but has woken me up THREE TIMES by buzzing in my ear. I have no hand eye coordination so may require a handsome man to come and squish it for me
Two weeks ago a fly flew into my ear, natural response was a finger directly to my ear to get rid of it, unfortunately I ended up pushing it into the ear canal and all I could hear was the buzzing of its wings in my head and a slight tickling... oh shit thought I!! Visit to the Drs for me.... fortunately I managed to use one of those wire hair grip thingies to scoop it out... and yes it was still buzzing its wings when I got it out...
Well that's me traumatised!"
It was rather disconcerting at the time |
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