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I'm going to turn my bedroom light off
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over a year ago
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"I'm not alone but thankfully the little bugger has buggered off.
Or he's busy sucking on my legs again 
Beardy,get your mitts off my tits! "
Not my fault ! Its time for my late supper ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not alone but thankfully the little bugger has buggered off.
Or he's busy sucking on my legs again
Beardy,get your mitts off my tits!
Not my fault ! Its time for my late supper ! "
I have a newspaper at the ready for swatting annoying little bleeders  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not alone but thankfully the little bugger has buggered off.
Or he's busy sucking on my legs again
Beardy,get your mitts off my tits!
Not my fault ! Its time for my late supper !
I have a newspaper at the ready for swatting annoying little bleeders "
Oh Mrs using the big means ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not alone but thankfully the little bugger has buggered off.
Or he's busy sucking on my legs again
Beardy,get your mitts off my tits!
Not my fault ! Its time for my late supper !
I have a newspaper at the ready for swatting annoying little bleeders
Oh Mrs using the big means ! "
You mean The Sun? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not alone but thankfully the little bugger has buggered off.
Or he's busy sucking on my legs again
Beardy,get your mitts off my tits!
I'll use whatever means I can
Not my fault ! Its time for my late supper !
I have a newspaper at the ready for swatting annoying little bleeders
Oh Mrs using the big means ! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mikki dives in room n turns the light back on,,an off and on and off and on and off
annoying innit  "
It's ok,your perfume will kill it for me,you're forgiven  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i fell asleep with a spider in my bed last night. was way too tired to hunt it down and get rid of it. it didn't snore luckily."
In your bed?? Actually IN it??  |
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"i fell asleep with a spider in my bed last night. was way too tired to hunt it down and get rid of it. it didn't snore luckily.
In your bed?? Actually IN it?? "
yeah. it was near my leg so i tried to blow it somewhere else but it had long, strong legs so i left it. i was really tired.
are moths really biting you? |
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"i fell asleep with a spider in my bed last night. was way too tired to hunt it down and get rid of it. it didn't snore luckily.
In your bed?? Actually IN it??
yeah. it was near my leg so i tried to blow it somewhere else but it had long, strong legs so i left it. i was really tired.
are moths really biting you? "
You're a very brave woman
Not a moth,a mosquito. I'm covered in itchy red lumps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i fell asleep with a spider in my bed last night. was way too tired to hunt it down and get rid of it. it didn't snore luckily.
In your bed?? Actually IN it??
yeah. it was near my leg so i tried to blow it somewhere else but it had long, strong legs so i left it. i was really tired.
are moths really biting you?
You're a very brave woman
Not a moth,a mosquito. I'm covered in itchy red lumps."
spiders don't anything much so they don't bother me.
ah right, did think it was weird a moth had bitten you...i wasn't sure if they even could tbh. |
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