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"Rob went to the greengrocers to get a lettuce,I got it out of the fridge this morning................its a cabbage!!!!"
Typical Doris, never send a man to do a womans work!
Or is it a ply so you won't send him again |
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"Rob went to the greengrocers to get a lettuce,I got it out of the fridge this morning................its a cabbage!!!!
Typical Doris, never send a man to do a womans work!
Or is it a ply so you won't send him again"
so glad you admit its womens work ....there is a method to our stupidity you know ...its in the brotherhood manual ...unless through illness or other extenuating curcumstances ...never let a dave transfer dave tasks to you ...you have enough to do ..... |
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I made my daughters a sandwich thinking it was lettuce - it was a cabbage  lol
I also took my two daughters swimming and discovered that towels don't pack themselves - we did look strange legging it home dripping wet in our cossies 
Once walked into the local swimming pool and completely forgot to remove my socks - I discovered this easily made mistake as I walked through the foot bath.
Oh how I laughed  |
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"Well if it was a ploy......hes the one with a ham and cabbage roll to eat later 
small price to pay he likes ham on its own lol "
Do you think she understood that he'll simply open the roll and chuck the cabbage away. We Doris' are smart you know, we can do things like that. Ask a dave for a posidrive screwdriver though and they're totally flummoxed. |
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"Well if it was a ploy......hes the one with a ham and cabbage roll to eat later
small price to pay he likes ham on its own lol
Do you think she understood that he'll simply open the roll and chuck the cabbage away. We Doris' are smart you know, we can do things like that. Ask a dave for a posidrive screwdriver though and they're totally flummoxed. "
Wishy he won't realise its cabbage until he has at least one bite,then he can pick it out.......one bite is enough for me to have a chuckle about it  |
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"Well if it was a ploy......hes the one with a ham and cabbage roll to eat later
small price to pay he likes ham on its own lol
Do you think she understood that he'll simply open the roll and chuck the cabbage away. We Doris' are smart you know, we can do things like that. Ask a dave for a posidrive screwdriver though and they're totally flummoxed. "
posidrive is the one with the extra little sticky out bits between the grooves of the screwdriver tip ..that fit the extra little cutty out bits between the big bits on the top of a posidrive screw.
offside rule anyone
hehehe xx
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"Rob went to the greengrocers to get a lettuce,I got it out of the fridge this morning................its a cabbage!!!!"
PMSFL wait till I see you two next, im gona seriously take the piss outa him |
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"Well if it was a ploy......hes the one with a ham and cabbage roll to eat later
small price to pay he likes ham on its own lol
Do you think she understood that he'll simply open the roll and chuck the cabbage away. We Doris' are smart you know, we can do things like that. Ask a dave for a posidrive screwdriver though and they're totally flummoxed.
Wishy he won't realise its cabbage until he has at least one bite,then he can pick it out.......one bite is enough for me to have a chuckle about it "
i suspect he is the one chuckling with his mates and they are going nice one mate ...as the cabbage hits the bin .....lmao  |
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"Well if it was a ploy......hes the one with a ham and cabbage roll to eat later
small price to pay he likes ham on its own lol
Do you think she understood that he'll simply open the roll and chuck the cabbage away. We Doris' are smart you know, we can do things like that. Ask a dave for a posidrive screwdriver though and they're totally flummoxed.
posidrive is the one with the extra little sticky out bits between the grooves of the screwdriver tip ..that fit the extra little cutty out bits between the big bits on the top of a posidrive screw.
offside rule anyone
hehehe xx
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Wouldn't it have been easier to say "Is that the phillips one or the flat one?" |
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"Well if it was a ploy......hes the one with a ham and cabbage roll to eat later
small price to pay he likes ham on its own lol
Do you think she understood that he'll simply open the roll and chuck the cabbage away. We Doris' are smart you know, we can do things like that. Ask a dave for a posidrive screwdriver though and they're totally flummoxed.
posidrive is the one with the extra little sticky out bits between the grooves of the screwdriver tip ..that fit the extra little cutty out bits between the big bits on the top of a posidrive screw.
offside rule anyone
hehehe xx
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nahh too easy explain the rules of cricket dave |
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"Well if it was a ploy......hes the one with a ham and cabbage roll to eat later
small price to pay he likes ham on its own lol
Do you think she understood that he'll simply open the roll and chuck the cabbage away. We Doris' are smart you know, we can do things like that. Ask a dave for a posidrive screwdriver though and they're totally flummoxed.
posidrive is the one with the extra little sticky out bits between the grooves of the screwdriver tip ..that fit the extra little cutty out bits between the big bits on the top of a posidrive screw.
offside rule anyone
hehehe xx
nahh too easy explain the rules of cricket dave "
Bowl a maiden over?  |
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"Well if it was a ploy......hes the one with a ham and cabbage roll to eat later
small price to pay he likes ham on its own lol
Do you think she understood that he'll simply open the roll and chuck the cabbage away. We Doris' are smart you know, we can do things like that. Ask a dave for a posidrive screwdriver though and they're totally flummoxed.
posidrive is the one with the extra little sticky out bits between the grooves of the screwdriver tip ..that fit the extra little cutty out bits between the big bits on the top of a posidrive screw.
offside rule anyone
hehehe xx
nahh too easy explain the rules of cricket dave
Bowl a maiden over? "
The bowler's Holding the batman's Willie |
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"Well if it was a ploy......hes the one with a ham and cabbage roll to eat later
small price to pay he likes ham on its own lol
Do you think she understood that he'll simply open the roll and chuck the cabbage away. We Doris' are smart you know, we can do things like that. Ask a dave for a posidrive screwdriver though and they're totally flummoxed.
posidrive is the one with the extra little sticky out bits between the grooves of the screwdriver tip ..that fit the extra little cutty out bits between the big bits on the top of a posidrive screw.
offside rule anyone
hehehe xx
nahh too easy explain the rules of cricket dave
Bowl a maiden over? "
with a stump no doubt ...lol |
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"Rob went to the greengrocers to get a lettuce,I got it out of the fridge this morning................its a cabbage!!!!"
The veg is a cabbage or he is???
Teehee x |
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"Rob went to the greengrocers to get a lettuce,I got it out of the fridge this morning................its a cabbage!!!!
Nearly fell off my chair pmsl. Now that is funny lol"
lol made me laugh too |
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"Rob went to the greengrocers to get a lettuce,I got it out of the fridge this morning................its a cabbage!!!!
Typical Doris, never send a man to do a womans work!
Or is it a ply so you won't send him again"
It the jack Duckworth school for husbands...
Basically, you volunteer to everything, but do such a crap job she don't ask you to do it again.... |
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"Well if it was a ploy......hes the one with a ham and cabbage roll to eat later
small price to pay he likes ham on its own lol
Do you think she understood that he'll simply open the roll and chuck the cabbage away. We Doris' are smart you know, we can do things like that. Ask a dave for a posidrive screwdriver though and they're totally flummoxed.
posidrive is the one with the extra little sticky out bits between the grooves of the screwdriver tip ..that fit the extra little cutty out bits between the big bits on the top of a posidrive screw.
offside rule anyone
hehehe xx
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A player is in an offside position if
he is nearer the goal line of the opposing team than the ball and the second last opponent at the same time
Simples
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"Well if it was a ploy......hes the one with a ham and cabbage roll to eat later
small price to pay he likes ham on its own lol
Do you think she understood that he'll simply open the roll and chuck the cabbage away. We Doris' are smart you know, we can do things like that. Ask a dave for a posidrive screwdriver though and they're totally flummoxed.
posidrive is the one with the extra little sticky out bits between the grooves of the screwdriver tip ..that fit the extra little cutty out bits between the big bits on the top of a posidrive screw.
offside rule anyone
hehehe xx
nahh too easy explain the rules of cricket dave "
The team that's out, is trying to get in, by getting the team that's in, out, so they can be in and then got out. Winners are decided by who drank the most tea |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
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"Well if it was a ploy......hes the one with a ham and cabbage roll to eat later
small price to pay he likes ham on its own lol
Do you think she understood that he'll simply open the roll and chuck the cabbage away. We Doris' are smart you know, we can do things like that. Ask a dave for a posidrive screwdriver though and they're totally flummoxed.
posidrive is the one with the extra little sticky out bits between the grooves of the screwdriver tip ..that fit the extra little cutty out bits between the big bits on the top of a posidrive screw.
offside rule anyone
hehehe xx
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oh very good now whats the difference between a stanly and a posidrive
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"Well if it was a ploy......hes the one with a ham and cabbage roll to eat later
small price to pay he likes ham on its own lol
Do you think she understood that he'll simply open the roll and chuck the cabbage away. We Doris' are smart you know, we can do things like that. Ask a dave for a posidrive screwdriver though and they're totally flummoxed.
posidrive is the one with the extra little sticky out bits between the grooves of the screwdriver tip ..that fit the extra little cutty out bits between the big bits on the top of a posidrive screw.
offside rule anyone
hehehe xx
A player is in an offside position if
he is nearer the goal line of the opposing team than the ball and the second last opponent at the same time
Simples
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No, a new line has been added to that rule, something about a player being in play or can benefit from the offside.
I.e. to stop the other team players rushing away from the goal, leaving the other teams player offside, something like that anyway |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Well if it was a ploy......hes the one with a ham and cabbage roll to eat later
small price to pay he likes ham on its own lol
Do you think she understood that he'll simply open the roll and chuck the cabbage away. We Doris' are smart you know, we can do things like that. Ask a dave for a posidrive screwdriver though and they're totally flummoxed.
posidrive is the one with the extra little sticky out bits between the grooves of the screwdriver tip ..that fit the extra little cutty out bits between the big bits on the top of a posidrive screw.
offside rule anyone
hehehe xx
oh very good now whats the difference between a stanly and a posidrive
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Cos you dont know yourself perhaps....lol |
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Football's Offside Rule for Dummies.. (and women)
11 women go shopping for shoes and enter a shoe store (the pitch). One of the women spot a pair of shoes near the till (the goal) and rushes to grab them but she has forgotten her purse. Another woman out shopping for shoes (not one of her 10 friends) also spots the same shoes and makes for them too. In order to buy the shoes the first woman realises that she must get some cash from one of her 'team-mates' and asks her friend (somewhere behind her in the shop) to throw her purse (the ball).
Now, she is offside if she is closer to the till than TWO of the other shoppers (who are not her friends) WHEN THE PURSE IS THROWN.
Simples, see. |
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Sorry back to the subject with me. If you send the WRONG man to to anything for the ladies youll probably be disappointed.
I know how to cook better than the wife so she doesnt mind me getting groceries. She helps me work on the auto.
If you wouldnt eat his cooking why would you expect to get the right thing. LOL |
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"Rob went to the greengrocers to get a lettuce,I got it out of the fridge this morning................its a cabbage!!!!"
Excuse me, but maybe he did buy a lettuce and the FRIDGE has swapped or metamorphosised it overnight.
Men don't tend to make mistakes you know. |
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"Rob went to the greengrocers to get a lettuce,I got it out of the fridge this morning................its a cabbage!!!!
Excuse me, but maybe he did buy a lettuce and the FRIDGE has swapped or metamorphosised it overnight.
Men don't tend to make mistakes you know. "
The fridge being female of course. That explains a lot actually. Like why does the fridge sometimes keep things fresh and yet sometimes something that's only been in for a day spoils. It's coz fridges are fookin tempramental and you have to study it's monthly cycle before putting things in it that it clearly doesn't want. |
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"Rob went to the greengrocers to get a lettuce,I got it out of the fridge this morning................its a cabbage!!!!
Excuse me, but maybe he did buy a lettuce and the FRIDGE has swapped or metamorphosised it overnight.
Men don't tend to make mistakes you know.
The fridge being female of course. That explains a lot actually. Like why does the fridge sometimes keep things fresh and yet sometimes something that's only been in for a day spoils. It's coz fridges are fookin tempramental and you have to study it's monthly cycle before putting things in it that it clearly doesn't want. "
At last!!! somebody who really knows!!!! |
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