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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"or uses it on his girlfriend as a dildo
EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! wash your dirty mind out with soap lady! 
soapy's getting nowhere near my mind, it's warped enough as it is  "
Your mind will always remain a mystery too me thats fa fookin sure xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"eh? how come a guy can fire a crap into a condom yet sprays wee all over the loo??  "
Ain't that the truth?
Frozen pipe line must be an urban myth......it would be impossible,not that im offering to watch anyone prove me wrong I hasten to add |
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"eh? how come a guy can fire a crap into a condom yet sprays wee all over the loo??
Ain't that the truth?
Frozen pipe line must be an urban myth......it would be impossible,not that im offering to watch anyone prove me wrong I hasten to add "
wonder if anyone is going to try and see if it can be done (not me btw)  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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after careful consideration (ie anothr night without sleep) i have come to the conclusion that the aforementioned "pipeline" is achieved in the following way....
shit into an bowl, melt in mcrowave until of a soft/runny consistency, spoon into an icing bag, pipe into condom, tie know in top and put in freezer.
VOILA!!!!!
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"after careful consideration (ie anothr night without sleep) i have come to the conclusion that the aforementioned "pipeline" is achieved in the following way....
shit into an bowl, melt in mcrowave until of a soft/runny consistency, spoon into an icing bag, pipe into condom, tie know in top and put in freezer.
VOILA!!!!!
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omg - why woudl you even think of that haha
and i hape they have a frozen pipleine dedicated microwave!! can you imagine the smell???? |
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So glad I decide to read from the bottom of the thread up, phew!!!
Started to sweat at Ruggers comment and put the brakes on it reading Funky's.... thanks guys  x |
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"So glad I decide to read from the bottom of the thread up, phew!!!
Started to sweat at Ruggers comment and put the brakes on it reading Funky's.... thanks guys x"
LOL you're one of the lucky ones.
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