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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And u get a suspicious looking spot on ur lip that looks like a cold sore (it isn't!)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear a fake moustache. No one will notice the spot then.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

POP IT

By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

False beard

By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Tea tree oil or witch hazel on,to shrink it fast,miss.

By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

Stick some conflakes round your mouth to disguise it and say "sorry i've just had breakfast"

By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Which hazel hope it goes down

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Which hazel hope it goes down "

Tooth paste or failing that a bag. Only joking!!!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aftershave or perfume to dry it out, should go before it starts to blister

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stick some conflakes round your mouth to disguise it and say "sorry i've just had breakfast""

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's not poppable. It is a great big solid lump and it is fuckin sore. I may have to wear a balaclava

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aftershave or perfume to dry it out, should go before it starts to blister "

A pin and some old spice after shave. Stings like buggery......but works a treat!