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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.
Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.
So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !
Apply via PM.
(Pay and perks to be negotiated)
Many thanks
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"I think I meet all the requirements but I'm not sure I want to go rifling through your box 
Can we go rifling in yours then?  "
Advertise your own vacancy LOL, this one belongs to the bearded wonder  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.
Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.
So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !
Apply via PM.
(Pay and perks to be negotiated)
Many thanks
"
It's the penis holding that's puts me off applying. I mean, as if I've ever done such a thing.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.
Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.
So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !
Apply via PM.
(Pay and perks to be negotiated)
Many thanks
It's the penis holding that's puts me off applying. I mean, as if I've ever done such a thing. "
I'm sure a training course could be organised. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I meet all the requirements but I'm not sure I want to go rifling through your box "
But but if you go.off and PA who is going to be my seal buddy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should have offered tea and cake you may have got a better response
Tea 
Cake 
Oh come on you can't beat a good cupper 
Water perhaps "
far be for me to argue with a lady, water it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.
Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.
So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !
Apply via PM.
(Pay and perks to be negotiated)
Many thanks
"
I always wondered if you are Dandan Bilzerian. If you are then I shall get my pencil skirt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.
Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.
So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !
Apply via PM.
(Pay and perks to be negotiated)
Many thanks
It's the penis holding that's puts me off applying. I mean, as if I've ever done such a thing.
I'm sure a training course could be organised."
Oh yes there will be one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.
Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.
So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !
Apply via PM.
(Pay and perks to be negotiated)
Many thanks
I always wondered if you are Dandan Bilzerian. If you are then I shall get my pencil skirt. "
When shall we all see that ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd be your PA and personally respond to all your winks and messages, if you'd be my PA and personally respond to my winks and messages. "
Wait a minute !
I am not sure, wait, I am SURE that I do NOT want to look at cock pics all days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd be your PA and personally respond to all your winks and messages, if you'd be my PA and personally respond to my winks and messages.
Wait a minute !
I am not sure, wait, I am SURE that I do NOT want to look at cock pics all days "
Half of them don't even enclose one! All you'd have to do really is keep the inbox tidy and delete everything! |
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"Should have offered tea and cake you may have got a better response
Tea
Cake
Oh come on you can't beat a good cupper
Water perhaps
far be for me to argue with a lady, water it is "
Good man! That's for not arguing! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only one person asked about the salary? You lot are weird! 
And before you ask OP... you couldn't afford me!
Even if I buy you a lollipop ?
What flavour?  "
Lychee ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only one person asked about the salary? You lot are weird!
And before you ask OP... you couldn't afford me!
Even if I buy you a lollipop ?
What flavour?
Lychee ?
Your T&Cs are rubbish! "
Well we can't be good at everything,hence why I need a PA  |
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"Only one person asked about the salary? You lot are weird!
And before you ask OP... you couldn't afford me!
Even if I buy you a lollipop ?
What flavour?
Lychee ?
Your T&Cs are rubbish!
Well we can't be good at everything,hence why I need a PA "
When you find one let me know and I can see if her lollipop is more appetising. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmm. I'm goid at sucking a penis, but I don't think I've ever just held one. I guess I'll have to pass.
it's the taking part that counts "
Ok, I'm willing to rethink the penis holding if I get to answer Greg's message that you would totally love to stir your morning coffee with his morning glory.
Deal? |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.
Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.
So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !
Apply via PM.
(Pay and perks to be negotiated)
Many thanks
"
PA you say how could I possibly say no... Do I get to stroke your beard too? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.
Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.
So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !
Apply via PM.
(Pay and perks to be negotiated)
Many thanks
PA you say how could I possibly say no... Do I get to stroke your beard too? "
No, but cutting my feet nails you can |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.
Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.
So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !
Apply via PM.
(Pay and perks to be negotiated)
Many thanks
PA you say how could I possibly say no... Do I get to stroke your beard too?
No, but cutting my feet nails you can "
Well I do Dicks so wouldn't be an issue |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ever fancied working in friendly, challenging yet rewarding environment, I have the job you may need and secretly desire.
Due to an EXTREMELY high amount of messages and winks I am looking for someone to help me to get through them on a regular basis.
So if you are sarcastic and can hold a penis, this job is for you !
Apply via PM.
(Pay and perks to be negotiated)
Many thanks
PA you say how could I possibly say no... Do I get to stroke your beard too?
No, but cutting my feet nails you can
Well I do Dicks so wouldn't be an issue "
Well audition will be held on the 30th July, bring all your gears |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a expert at holding my own penis but that's as far as I'm willing to go, I would even go as far as feeling and tasting any potential meets as I wouldn't like my employer to get his hands dirty
Do the perks include viewing any pictures the Women send
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm an administrator in my second job, and proficient at handling penises. You need me.
So I heard, what else can you do ?
I will keep you in order."
I have no doubt about it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm a expert at holding my own penis but that's as far as I'm willing to go, I would even go as far as feeling and tasting any potential meets as I wouldn't like my employer to get his hands dirty
Do the perks include viewing any pictures the Women send
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Hahaha love your sense of devotion for your new employer
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