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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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When I got home my wife had 2 of her friends there, Here he is, she said. We were just talking about having a foursome, if you're up to it ! She smiled and winked. Two minutes later, I appeared naked with my dick in my hand. They all stood there with tennis rackets in theirs |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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I had to take my wife to the doctor.
After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!"
I replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 feckin years!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had to take my wife to the doctor.
After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!"
I replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 feckin years!""
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A preist is told to vist a nunnery after he's long journey he decides to have a shower the nuns take hes clothes as a joke when he finishes hes shocked to find he's cloths gone. He sneaks but as he leaves he hears foot steps and freezes as the nuns walk past one nun enquires as to the new statue the other nun explains its a new hand cream dispeanser so the nun pulls on it a few times but nothing so she pumps fast still nothing she gives one last big tug and finally hand cream. |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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I am entering " rear of the year " soon ,
well I was chatting up two ladies about an hour ago
and as I walked away I heard one say to the other
"what an arse " !!! |
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