Now the sun is out, please don't hog all the seats outside. Smokers. (and vapers), have sat there in the snow, rain, hurricanes and other nasty weather.
So please stay inside where you belong.
Thanks
(PS, if you think I am being serious, you don't know me so well  ) |
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"Now the sun is out, please don't hog all the seats outside. Smokers. (and vapers), have sat there in the snow, rain, hurricanes and other nasty weather.
So please stay inside where you belong.
Thanks
(PS, if you think I am being serious, you don't know me so well )"
Ok smelly we'll do as you ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well,you can have my seat anytime. I'd rather stay inside than taste stale cigarette smoke or,second hand vapor.
Much prefer to enjoy my meal or,drink without additional flavour  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now the sun is out, please don't hog all the seats outside. Smokers. (and vapers), have sat there in the snow, rain, hurricanes and other nasty weather.
So please stay inside where you belong.
Thanks
(PS, if you think I am being serious, you don't know me so well )"
Made me chuckle XXX  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Now the sun is out, please don't hog all the seats outside. Smokers. (and vapers), have sat there in the snow, rain, hurricanes and other nasty weather.
So please stay inside where you belong.
Thanks
(PS, if you think I am being serious, you don't know me so well )"
But I'm in my own garden |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Now the sun is out, please don't hog all the seats outside. Smokers. (and vapers), have sat there in the snow, rain, hurricanes and other nasty weather.
So please stay inside where you belong.
Thanks
(PS, if you think I am being serious, you don't know me so well )
But I'm in my own garden "
Its my garden now.  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Now the sun is out, please don't hog all the seats outside. Smokers. (and vapers), have sat there in the snow, rain, hurricanes and other nasty weather.
So please stay inside where you belong.
Thanks
(PS, if you think I am being serious, you don't know me so well )
But I'm in my own garden
Its my garden now. "
It's big enough to share |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"*knocks up a double smoking hammock for me & Wryd in _uxom red's garden 
Budge up
Don't forget the ashtrays, or are you being posh and using empty beer cans? "
Have an ashtray already out for when smoking friends come over.
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"*knocks up a double smoking hammock for me & Wryd in _uxom red's garden
Budge up
Don't forget the ashtrays, or are you being posh and using empty beer cans?
Have an ashtray already out for when smoking friends come over.
Whose coming for a bounce on the trampoline then? "
What? No bouncy castle 
Pass me an empty Carlsberg tin Chilly, I don't want to litter the ladies lawn, although I might like to inspect her lady garden  |
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"Now the sun is out, please don't hog all the seats outside. Smokers. (and vapers), have sat there in the snow, rain, hurricanes and other nasty weather.
So please stay inside where you belong.
Thanks
(PS, if you think I am being serious, you don't know me so well )"
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nope, we get the sunny weather. And the right to glare at any smoker that dares to spark up near us when our pub grub arrives.
Vapers can stay - theirs smells nice. |
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"Nope, we get the sunny weather. And the right to glare at any smoker that dares to spark up near us when our pub grub arrives.
Vapers can stay - theirs smells nice."
As I said to the last person who rebuked me for smoking outside:
"If you complain it will only get worse."
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By *uxom redCouple
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"Nope, we get the sunny weather. And the right to glare at any smoker that dares to spark up near us when our pub grub arrives.
Vapers can stay - theirs smells nice.
As I said to the last person who rebuked me for smoking outside:
"If you complain it will only get worse."
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You can come and smoke in my garden anytime |
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"Nope, we get the sunny weather. And the right to glare at any smoker that dares to spark up near us when our pub grub arrives.
Vapers can stay - theirs smells nice.
As I said to the last person who rebuked me for smoking outside:
"If you complain it will only get worse."
You can come and smoke in my garden anytime "
I smoke outdoors anyway - we have children and while I'm at ease with poisoning myself slowly, I wouldn't force it on others.
Done. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Nope, we get the sunny weather. And the right to glare at any smoker that dares to spark up near us when our pub grub arrives.
Vapers can stay - theirs smells nice.
As I said to the last person who rebuked me for smoking outside:
"If you complain it will only get worse."
You can come and smoke in my garden anytime
I smoke outdoors anyway - we have children and while I'm at ease with poisoning myself slowly, I wouldn't force it on others.
Done. "
I only ever smoked outside when I did smoke.
If it rains you could all go in the garage |
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"Nope, we get the sunny weather. And the right to glare at any smoker that dares to spark up near us when our pub grub arrives.
Vapers can stay - theirs smells nice.
As I said to the last person who rebuked me for smoking outside:
"If you complain it will only get worse."
You can come and smoke in my garden anytime
I smoke outdoors anyway - we have children and while I'm at ease with poisoning myself slowly, I wouldn't force it on others.
Done.
I only ever smoked outside when I did smoke.
If it rains you could all go in the garage "
Lol - I'll bring a hat |
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