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over a year ago
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"You wake up every morning and the first thing you have to do is pee!!! Amd mostly it's the need to pee that wakes you up  "
Yes!! I could brake the land speed record on my toilet dash first thing |
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over a year ago
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"You buy shoes for comfort not style.
Your kids ask you if you've been to the toilet before you head out, and hold YOUR hand when crossing the road!"
To avoid getting run over by some old man driving a Volvo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You buy shoes for comfort not style.
Your kids ask you if you've been to the toilet before you head out, and hold YOUR hand when crossing the road!"
I've always bought shoes for comfort, gosh I'm old! |
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You can spend all day and all night drinking and dancing, playing rounders, frisbee, and learning 'contact improvisational dance' - but try and sleep a few hours in a tent on a foam pad and you're totally crippled!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can only drive your car if wearing a hat
You can remove your own teeth
You put a coat on irrespective of the weather
You remember having to actually get up to turn the telly over
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"You talk about how things used to be and which shops and buildings used to stand in places.
Also, whilst talking to someone, realising you started working there, years before they were even born!  "
I remember the coal man. |
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"You talk about how things used to be and which shops and buildings used to stand in places.
Also, whilst talking to someone, realising you started working there, years before they were even born!
I remember the coal man. "
I've still got a coal man.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my choice of outfit starts at which comfy shoes/boots to wear and then I work upwards and never once being asked for ID to get into a nightclub. Ageism! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because you start to wonder if you put the kettle on will you be alive in two minuets.
You are lonelier than ever and no one replies to messages or blocks you for just simply saying Hi. Then you wonder if the local bridge is appealing enough to jump off
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your telling your kids of for exactly what your parents told you off for and they give you the look that you gave them.
Not knowing how to work instagram and Facebook and Twitter properly.
I have just been to test drive a volvo yesterday. Is was an S40 R Design so not to old man ish. Did like it but you lot have put me off it now. |
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"When your telling your kids of for exactly what your parents told you off for and they give you the look that you gave them.
Not knowing how to work instagram and Facebook and Twitter properly.
I have just been to test drive a volvo yesterday. Is was an S40 R Design so not to old man ish. Did like it but you lot have put me off it now. "
When you think something is naff from 30years ago and don't realise the youngsters now think they're good or cool now...
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"When your kids start telling you off for doing things
Mine does that and the little minx is only 7"
It's standard for daughters to start telling parents off from about 5, guess they are just practicing life skills 
but to know when you are really old it's when you read a thread like this and REMEMBER when that applied to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When your kids start telling you off for doing things
Mine does that and the little minx is only 7
It's standard for daughters to start telling parents off from about 5, guess they are just practicing life skills
but to know when you are really old it's when you read a thread like this and REMEMBER when that applied to you "
When your daughter tells you it's time you stopped drinking and went to bed |
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over a year ago
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You see posts on Facebook that say "If you had these as a kid in the 80s and 90s you know how to live" and it's like a pic of a cassette tape or something..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you can remember not having to wear seat belts.
Comparing heart attacks with your mates. Saying you didn't really have a proper one until you join the zipper club.
Comparing meds your on.
Waking up in the morning and feeling all those pains from your sporting days return.
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