 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's just me 45 minutes, a spoon, a hairdryer and a kettle to get into a jar of salsa 
kinky bastard 
You don't know what I eat it off  "
no I do I'm a kinky fucker too,,trust me on that one |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up"
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair* |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*"
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT."
Don't Pfffft at me woman. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.
Don't Pfffft at me woman. "
Pffft. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.
Don't Pfffft at me woman.
Pffft."
I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I was just confused as to who this random person was on my hotlist!! User name change has pickled my brain.
Glad you got into the salsa tho!  "
Sorry
I squealed with delight when I cracked it open! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.
Don't Pfffft at me woman.
Pffft.
I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter. "
Banging's more fun  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I was just confused as to who this random person was on my hotlist!! User name change has pickled my brain.
Glad you got into the salsa tho!
Sorry
I squealed with delight when I cracked it open!"
Haha! What are you having with it? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I was just confused as to who this random person was on my hotlist!! User name change has pickled my brain.
Glad you got into the salsa tho!
Sorry
I squealed with delight when I cracked it open!
Haha! What are you having with it? "
Cool Doritos  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.
Don't Pfffft at me woman.
Pffft.
I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.
Banging's more fun "
Tis indeed  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I was just confused as to who this random person was on my hotlist!! User name change has pickled my brain.
Glad you got into the salsa tho!
Sorry
I squealed with delight when I cracked it open!"
jeepers it cracked,,no wonder ya squealed,,must have been a while eh |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.
Don't Pfffft at me woman.
Pffft.
I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.
Banging's more fun
Tis indeed "
Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
I have 2 hammers  "
Well... if I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.
Don't Pfffft at me woman.
Pffft.
I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.
Banging's more fun
Tis indeed
Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!"
We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.
Don't Pfffft at me woman.
Pffft.
I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.
Banging's more fun
Tis indeed
Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!
We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story. "
Do I get a cuppa too?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.
Don't Pfffft at me woman.
Pffft.
I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.
Banging's more fun
Tis indeed
Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!
We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story.
Do I get a cuppa too? "
Well, as we'll already be in the kitchen it would be silly not to. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Where's Ruby Ruby Rubeeeeee gone?!
She's hidden under my bed! I'm her good twin
Where's that Classy Laydee lass gone?"
hahahahaha touché
Ps....she's under the bed with Ruby |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Where's Ruby Ruby Rubeeeeee gone?!
She's hidden under my bed! I'm her good twin
Where's that Classy Laydee lass gone?
hahahahaha touché
Ps....she's under the bed with Ruby "
Ooooh errrr! I might have to join them |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.
Don't Pfffft at me woman.
Pffft.
I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.
Banging's more fun
Tis indeed
Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!
We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story.
Do I get a cuppa too?
Well, as we'll already be in the kitchen it would be silly not to. "
It's politeness init? Like kissing someone's arse better after you've spanked em. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.
Don't Pfffft at me woman.
Pffft.
I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.
Banging's more fun
Tis indeed
Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!
We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story.
Do I get a cuppa too?
Well, as we'll already be in the kitchen it would be silly not to.
It's politeness init? Like kissing someone's arse better after you've spanked em."
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.
Don't Pfffft at me woman.
Pffft.
I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.
Banging's more fun
Tis indeed
Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!
We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story.
Do I get a cuppa too?
Well, as we'll already be in the kitchen it would be silly not to.
It's politeness init? Like kissing someone's arse better after you've spanked em.
"
It is |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.
Don't Pfffft at me woman.
Pffft.
I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.
Banging's more fun
Tis indeed
Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!
We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story.
Do I get a cuppa too?
Well, as we'll already be in the kitchen it would be silly not to.
It's politeness init? Like kissing someone's arse better after you've spanked em.
It is "
I know, just made me laugh. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.
Don't Pfffft at me woman.
Pffft.
I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.
Banging's more fun
Tis indeed
Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!
We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story.
Do I get a cuppa too?
Well, as we'll already be in the kitchen it would be silly not to.
It's politeness init? Like kissing someone's arse better after you've spanked em.
It is
I know, just made me laugh. "
Which part?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"It's just me 45 minutes, a spoon, a hairdryer and a kettle to get into a jar of salsa
Why didn't you just take the lid off? "
That never.
Even.
Occurred to me.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Coup you not have used a hammer?
Do you think I'm the kind of girl to own a hammer?
Conforming to gender stereotypes *again*?!
Ffs
Man up
Yeah, what he said. *Flips hair*
Pfffft at both of you.
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT.
Don't Pfffft at me woman.
Pffft.
I don't appreciate the attitude. I'll take kinkys advice and tap you on the kitchen counter.
Banging's more fun
Tis indeed
Actually I've not been banged on my kitchen counter but I have bern bent over and spanked on it. But that's another story...!
We can remedy that. Then you'll have another story.
Do I get a cuppa too?
Well, as we'll already be in the kitchen it would be silly not to.
It's politeness init? Like kissing someone's arse better after you've spanked em.
It is
I know, just made me laugh.
Which part? "
The whole thing, it just made me smile. I liked it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"It's just me 45 minutes, a spoon, a hairdryer and a kettle to get into a jar of salsa
Why didn't you just take the lid off?
That never.
Even.
Occurred to me.
I have four hammers. "
I'm slowly getting hammered  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It's just me 45 minutes, a spoon, a hairdryer and a kettle to get into a jar of salsa
Why didn't you just take the lid off?
That never.
Even.
Occurred to me.
I have four hammers.
I'm slowly getting hammered "
No change there then! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
