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over a year ago
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Note to self... you don't need to be d*unk to be clumsy.
Dancing like a twat round your room will probably end in you falling over and hurting yourself (cracking bruises already coming up!!)
Taking my cuppa and my book to bed now so I can feel sorry for myself  |
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My missus kindly brings me a cuppa in the morning as I listen to the radio and recover from whatever it was I was doing last...
Anyway, this *one time* she brought a tea and I rested it on my chest and listened to something...
And woke up screaming a few minutes later as I feel back to sleep, moved and spilled hot tea all over myself and the bed.
Start your day well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My missus kindly brings me a cuppa in the morning as I listen to the radio and recover from whatever it was I was doing last...
Anyway, this *one time* she brought a tea and I rested it on my chest and listened to something...
And woke up screaming a few minutes later as I feel back to sleep, moved and spilled hot tea all over myself and the bed.
Start your day well "
Is it bad that I find that you spilt tea upsetting? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm quite interested to know what sort of dancing you were doing that caused you to fall over?"
The sort you wouldn't do in public haha. I looked like a twat. |
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"I'm quite interested to know what sort of dancing you were doing that caused you to fall over?
it was the the cha cha, whilst playing with her foo foo"
Well that's me busted!! We're u peeping through my window?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm quite interested to know what sort of dancing you were doing that caused you to fall over?
The sort you wouldn't do in public haha. I looked like a twat."
You've never seen me dance, I dance like a twat in public. |
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"I'm quite interested to know what sort of dancing you were doing that caused you to fall over? might have been a tea dance  "
I would love to go to a tea dance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm quite interested to know what sort of dancing you were doing that caused you to fall over?
it was the the cha cha, whilst playing with her foo foo
Well that's me busted!! We're u peeping through my window?? "
yes,,,filmed the whole episode,,bout to pop it on youtube   |
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"I'm quite interested to know what sort of dancing you were doing that caused you to fall over? might have been a tea dance
I would love to go to a tea dance. "
I don't really know you but I do know how much you love TEA!!! X |
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"I'm quite interested to know what sort of dancing you were doing that caused you to fall over? might have been a tea dance
I would love to go to a tea dance. I don't really know you but I do know how much you love TEA!!! X"
Who doesn't love tea? It's almost sexual if it's made right |
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"I'm quite interested to know what sort of dancing you were doing that caused you to fall over? might have been a tea dance
I would love to go to a tea dance. I don't really know you but I do know how much you love TEA!!! X
Who doesn't love tea? It's almost sexual if it's made right "
gotta be strong n tiniest amount of milk  |
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"I'm quite interested to know what sort of dancing you were doing that caused you to fall over? might have been a tea dance
I would love to go to a tea dance. I don't really know you but I do know how much you love TEA!!! X
Who doesn't love tea? It's almost sexual if it's made right gotta be strong n tiniest amount of milk "
I love it boiling hot too. Mmmmm |
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"I'm quite interested to know what sort of dancing you were doing that caused you to fall over? might have been a tea dance
I would love to go to a tea dance. I don't really know you but I do know how much you love TEA!!! X"
I'm really subtle about it huh?
Tea and ballroom dancing would be so amazing though. |
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"I'm quite interested to know what sort of dancing you were doing that caused you to fall over? might have been a tea dance
I would love to go to a tea dance. I don't really know you but I do know how much you love TEA!!! X
Who doesn't love tea? It's almost sexual if it's made right gotta be strong n tiniest amount of milk
I love it boiling hot too. Mmmmm"
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"I'm quite interested to know what sort of dancing you were doing that caused you to fall over? might have been a tea dance
I would love to go to a tea dance. I don't really know you but I do know how much you love TEA!!! X
Who doesn't love tea? It's almost sexual if it's made right "
You're actually trying to turn me on tonight with all your tea talk aren't you? |
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"I'm quite interested to know what sort of dancing you were doing that caused you to fall over? might have been a tea dance
I would love to go to a tea dance. I don't really know you but I do know how much you love TEA!!! X
Who doesn't love tea? It's almost sexual if it's made right
You're actually trying to turn me on tonight with all your tea talk aren't you?"
I just love tea haha. Turning you on is just a bonus  |
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