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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have an issue. (Mr L). I had it when I had a single profile. Apparently I am far too intimidating to the lovely ladies of fab.
Those who know me know I'm daft as a brush, a proper silly sausage but also a gent. However I have infected our joint profile with my photos and preconceptions have occurred.
Therefore as of tomorrow bang goes the breakfast of porridge and protein shake and in comes peanut m&m's and cake. Bang goes the chicken breast and rice to be replaced with chicken coated in a crispy crumb of crushed chilli heatwave Doritos and chips.
Ms Myth in conjunction is following the same diet, not brushing her hair, wear glasses like Diedre Barlow and hence from now stops shaving.
Before long I am positive we will have you lovely bi ladies creaming in your knickers and having us on speed dial.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mate, I've had this problem for years!! Being a prop means I've an excuse for the bulk, but I'm loving the dad bod craze!! Like a shit deflector for having some podge!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes, just let yourself go please, inside every honed sex god there is a dad bod waiting to get out. Have your cake! You have nothing to lose but your abs! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I have an issue. (Mr L). I had it when I had a single profile. Apparently I am far too intimidating to the lovely ladies of fab.
Those who know me know I'm daft as a brush, a proper silly sausage but also a gent. However I have infected our joint profile with my photos and preconceptions have occurred.
Therefore as of tomorrow bang goes the breakfast of porridge and protein shake and in comes peanut m&m's and cake. Bang goes the chicken breast and rice to be replaced with chicken coated in a crispy crumb of crushed chilli heatwave Doritos and chips.
Ms Myth in conjunction is following the same diet, not brushing her hair, wear glasses like Diedre Barlow and hence from now stops shaving.
Before long I am positive we will have you lovely bi ladies creaming in your knickers and having us on speed dial. "
Nooooooooooooo!
Don't go further reducing my perv options  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No no no!!!! Stay away from the dad Bod squad! Although I can think of fun things to do with the peanut M&M's"
Why is my head now full of a Vietnamese woman and a bucket full of ping pong balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't find you intimidating at all and think you have a great body (as does your other half!), and that's from an official dad bod admirer.
I reckon plenty of ladies would feel the same so just concentrate on them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh God!!
If I have to take one for the team then, I will!  
FYI - I am not intimidated! 
Purely in the interests of the NHS future Diabetes budget though obvs!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What Mr Legend doesn't realise is that Ms Myth (a little birdy told me) was severely intimidated by the lady in question because she's goddam bloomin' gorgeous and sassy.
Funny old world.
P.S. The same little birdy told me that Mr Legend is already a total cake fiend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have an issue. (Mr L). I had it when I had a single profile. Apparently I am far too intimidating to the lovely ladies of fab.
Those who know me know I'm daft as a brush, a proper silly sausage but also a gent. However I have infected our joint profile with my photos and preconceptions have occurred.
Therefore as of tomorrow bang goes the breakfast of porridge and protein shake and in comes peanut m&m's and cake. Bang goes the chicken breast and rice to be replaced with chicken coated in a crispy crumb of crushed chilli heatwave Doritos and chips.
Ms Myth in conjunction is following the same diet, not brushing her hair, wear glasses like Diedre Barlow and hence from now stops shaving.
Before long I am positive we will have you lovely bi ladies creaming in your knickers and having us on speed dial. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What Mr Legend doesn't realise is that Ms Myth (a little birdy told me) was severely intimidated by the lady in question because she's goddam bloomin' gorgeous and sassy.
Funny old world.
P.S. The same little birdy told me that Mr Legend is already a total cake fiend. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please. This thread is very tongue in cheek.
I don't expect to be every woman's cup of tea and all have been very graceful in their decline.
If they change their mind I still would. Lol. Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please. This thread is very tongue in cheek.
I don't expect to be every woman's cup of tea and all have been very graceful in their decline.
If they change their mind I still would. Lol. Xxx"
Tongue in where, now? |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Ive two words fella ... carrot cake one of your five a day.. swig it down with a pint of cider, healthy eating at breakfast.. you're welcome in the dad bod clique anytime.  |
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"What Mr Legend doesn't realise is that Ms Myth (a little birdy told me) was severely intimidated by the lady in question because she's goddam bloomin' gorgeous and sassy.
Funny old world.
P.S. The same little birdy told me that Mr Legend is already a total cake fiend. "
I have a feeling you know this little birdy very well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a look at me thread....
no, it's a 'I can't quite believe it but someone was mad enough to say thanks but no thanks' thread..... "
Ah okay, thanks for the clarification  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have an issue. (Mr L). I had it when I had a single profile. Apparently I am far too intimidating to the lovely ladies of fab.
Those who know me know I'm daft as a brush, a proper silly sausage but also a gent. However I have infected our joint profile with my photos and preconceptions have occurred.
Therefore as of tomorrow bang goes the breakfast of porridge and protein shake and in comes peanut m&m's and cake. Bang goes the chicken breast and rice to be replaced with chicken coated in a crispy crumb of crushed chilli heatwave Doritos and chips.
Ms Myth in conjunction is following the same diet, not brushing her hair, wear glasses like Diedre Barlow and hence from now stops shaving.
Before long I am positive we will have you lovely bi ladies creaming in your knickers and having us on speed dial. "
If cake is offered, I'm there
And I have a pair of diedre Barlow glasses ATM but people seem to like them...does this put me in the mum bid category by default?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a look at me thread....
no, it's a 'I can't quite believe it but someone was mad enough to say thanks but no thanks' thread..... "
Crazy mad lady. But we still like her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clarify what is a dad bod. I am a grandad and would like one.
I don't do cake, ice cream, jam etc
I am a retired semi pro boxer andatyial artist who lived in the gym, now find them full of posers
Worked the doors now find them full of shirt fillers
So what is a dad bod |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clarify what is a dad bod. I am a grandad and would like one.
I don't do cake, ice cream, jam etc
I am a retired semi pro boxer andatyial artist who lived in the gym, now find them full of posers
Worked the doors now find them full of shirt fillers
So what is a dad bod "
This definition from the Urban Dictionary is as good as any Dad bods unite! :
"Dad bod" is a male body type that is best described as "softly round." It's built upon the theory that once a man has found a mate and fathered a child, he doesn't need to worry about maintaining a sculpted physique.
If human bodies were cuts of meat, the dad bod would skew more marbled rib eye than filet mignon; or, if human bodies were sea mammals, dad bod would be more like a grazing manatee than a speedy dolphin. The dad bod is more mudslide than mountain, more soft serve than sorbet, more sad trombone than clarinet, more mashed potato than skinny fry. The dad bod is built for comfort.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm no lady but still intimidated by your profile pic
Really?! Now that surprises me, you is well fit
I second that emotion!
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Omg thank you gorgeous ladies, next stop Blushville |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clarify what is a dad bod. I am a grandad and would like one.
I don't do cake, ice cream, jam etc
I am a retired semi pro boxer andatyial artist who lived in the gym, now find them full of posers
Worked the doors now find them full of shirt fillers
So what is a dad bod
This definition from the Urban Dictionary is as good as any Dad bods unite! :
"Dad bod" is a male body type that is best described as "softly round." It's built upon the theory that once a man has found a mate and fathered a child, he doesn't need to worry about maintaining a sculpted physique.
If human bodies were cuts of meat, the dad bod would skew more marbled rib eye than filet mignon; or, if human bodies were sea mammals, dad bod would be more like a grazing manatee than a speedy dolphin. The dad bod is more mudslide than mountain, more soft serve than sorbet, more sad trombone than clarinet, more mashed potato than skinny fry. The dad bod is built for comfort.
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"I have an issue. (Mr L). I had it when I had a single profile. Apparently I am far too intimidating to the lovely ladies of fab.
Those who know me know I'm daft as a brush, a proper silly sausage but also a gent. However I have infected our joint profile with my photos and preconceptions have occurred.
Therefore as of tomorrow bang goes the breakfast of porridge and protein shake and in comes peanut m&m's and cake. Bang goes the chicken breast and rice to be replaced with chicken coated in a crispy crumb of crushed chilli heatwave Doritos and chips.
Ms Myth in conjunction is following the same diet, not brushing her hair, wear glasses like Diedre Barlow and hence from now stops shaving.
Before long I am positive we will have you lovely bi ladies creaming in your knickers and having us on speed dial. "
As a woman with no self esteem issues and brass balls when it comes to approaching fitties, even in the flesh may I take this opportunity to say NOOOOO!!!
I do very well out of the hot men who lots of women won't meet because they're too hot/too hot to be real/their previous meets are perfect tens etc.
Please don't ruin my fittie scoring technique  |
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