"just sat in bed - pulled the duvet up and it resisted so i tugged and punched myself in the nose -   "
I pulled hard on a big swing door that I pull open a hundred times a day. It was locked and my hand flew backward and slapped someone in the face. |
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Few weeks ago I was standing in a carriage of the Northern Line. The train made a very sharp braking manoeuvre and I face planted the pole I was holding at the time   |
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I was driving a mini bus , parked up let some passengers in opened the door to get back in , to busy chatting and whacked my bally shin on the half open.door  |
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D had an old petrol lawn mower and once when trying to get it started got a little enthusiastic and yanked the cord a bit harder than normally required. The result was the whole starter unit came away, smacked his forehead and actually put him out cold for a few mins!!! |
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Many, many moons ago, when I first started my job( sorry can't be too specific) we used to have a thing where, you will have your first faint, so basically everyone has a something that will make them faint, mine was a guy who had put his hand in a lawnmower and chopped off the tops of his fingers, I was fine, looking at them,undressing them, then i asked how he had done it, and hey presto, that was me gone it was my one and only faint so far, embarrasing though  Mrs blue eyes |
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By *igal17Man
over a year ago
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"Was walking through town on a hot summers day a few years ago. A couple of scantily clad young ladies caught my attention and resulted in me smacking ma knee on a waist high concrete bollard "
Living up to your location there mate! |
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Trying to be sexy in a hotel suite shower (over bath how rude) No bath mat. Slipped. Ended up with a bruise the size of a small country for the rest of the weekend  |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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Trod on a rake, it pinged up and smacked me on the nose Like in a Cartoon.
Made the mistake of letting my old man talk me into pruning a tree (i was 12 at the time) and letting him put up a ladder (it was one of those folding ones). He set it up back to front. I climbed it and when I put my foot on the join it folded in on itself, I came crashing to the ground lying sandwiched in this ladder. |
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Really hurt my shoulder riding the shopping trolley across the car park. It flipped up and I landed flat on my face with my arms stretched upwards. I was in agony and then heard an elderly voice say 'Are you alright love ?'...so I gritted my teeth and replied 'yes thank you'...I wasn't...
Went to the doctor a few days later as the pain wasn't subsiding and ended up having a whopping great needle inject cortisone into my shoulder joint.
I told him I had slipped while out walking the dog
My trolley surfing days are well and truly over... |
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"Really hurt my shoulder riding the shopping trolley across the car park. It flipped up and I landed flat on my face with my arms stretched upwards. I was in agony and then heard an elderly voice say 'Are you alright love ?'...so I gritted my teeth and replied 'yes thank you'...I wasn't...
Went to the doctor a few days later as the pain wasn't subsiding and ended up having a whopping great needle inject cortisone into my shoulder joint.
I told him I had slipped while out walking the dog
My trolley surfing days are well and truly over..."
was this recently |
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I was leaning on teh car roof as I checked that my neice and my friends's daughter had put their seat belts on.
The friend's daughter went to shut the door and I pulled my had away so quickly, so as not to have my fingers trapped, that I stabbed myself in the nose really hard with a fingernail.
It was eye wateringly painful and the poor girl thought she'd done it. But I couldn't speak for what seemed like ages. When I told her it wasn't her fault they all started laughing at me |
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