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"just ask me"
Translates as "I'm a lazy fuck who can't be arsed to write anything" 
"9 inches" = 7 inches
"Age is just a number" - except the numbers are all different.
"I'm here for sex" - no shit, Sherlock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""just ask me"
Translates as "I'm a lazy fuck who can't be arsed to write anything"
"9 inches" = 7 inches
"Age is just a number" - except the numbers are all different.
"I'm here for sex" - no shit, Sherlock. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To prove you've read my profile and you're not a timewaster put the word 'cockwomble' in the header otherwise your message will be deleted.
Bonus points when a single man actually puts this (I call it optimism) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fun couple for fun couples.
What? Like coco the clown wants to meet other clowns?
However when I raised this point with the good lady she told me to rewrite our profile. I couldn't come up with anything better but I still dislike it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love giving oral more than receiving...in fact it's my favourite thing and I could do it for hours...
Really? Well I'm all about the fucking so don't let the door hit you on your way out pet  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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'Not looking to fuck my way through the whole site'
'Different to most on here'
I can't stand elitism. Or the whole 'quality over quantity' cliché.
'Ask if you want to know more' is the most annoying though. Especially when there is nothing other than that. More than nothing? That's not exactly raising the knowledge bar very high. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had one asking did I want to meet in tesco car park and he'd fuck me with a cucumber
How can a girl resist  "
I'm intrigued. I wonder did he intentionally go and buy a cucumber from Tesco with this in mind, or was he loading his car after the weekly shop and the idea just randomly popped into his head? |
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"Just had one asking did I want to meet in tesco car park and he'd fuck me with a cucumber
How can a girl resist
I'm intrigued. I wonder did he intentionally go and buy a cucumber from Tesco with this in mind, or was he loading his car after the weekly shop and the idea just randomly popped into his head? "
That's what I was thinking!! But I did have a similar message last week funny enough where he wanted me to go into the tesco and buy the cucumber myself !! Wander if it's the same guy
Damn cheek,  |
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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago
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When people say..
I'm a professional.....Blah blah blah!..
It's boring!..you maybe a professional when it comes to your career/job but, Are you a professional when it comes to sex?..Ermm, yeah!... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just had one asking did I want to meet in tesco car park and he'd fuck me with a cucumber
How can a girl resist
I'm intrigued. I wonder did he intentionally go and buy a cucumber from Tesco with this in mind, or was he loading his car after the weekly shop and the idea just randomly popped into his head?
That's what I was thinking!! But I did have a similar message last week funny enough where he wanted me to go into the tesco and buy the cucumber myself !! Wander if it's the same guy
Damn cheek, "
Even more intriguing if it isn't the same guy! Something in the water up north there?  |
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"Just had one asking did I want to meet in tesco car park and he'd fuck me with a cucumber
How can a girl resist
I'm intrigued. I wonder did he intentionally go and buy a cucumber from Tesco with this in mind, or was he loading his car after the weekly shop and the idea just randomly popped into his head?
That's what I was thinking!! But I did have a similar message last week funny enough where he wanted me to go into the tesco and buy the cucumber myself !! Wander if it's the same guy
Damn cheek,
Even more intriguing if it isn't the same guy! Something in the water up north there? "
how about you get together and wait for a bogof ? two for one..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'Not looking to fuck my way through the whole site'
'Different to most on here'
I can't stand elitism. Or the whole 'quality over quantity' cliché.
'Ask if you want to know more' is the most annoying though. Especially when there is nothing other than that. More than nothing? That's not exactly raising the knowledge bar very high."
Absolutely agree .
Like they have said quality over quantity because they figure they are in some way better than the rest of us . And if you don't reach their elite standards , you fit into the category of run of the mill swingers who will shag anything !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any sentence that starts with the words : "SYDNEY UNIVERSITY""
I have investigated the said Uni comprehensively and cannot find ANY evidence whatsoever that they have done any research on Swingers and their lifestyle - ever. I think someone at some point, thought that they might have done, and put up the disclaimer, which spread faster than Chlamydia on a College campus during freshers week!
Let's be honest, we are a secretive bunch outside of our community and as it has such a wide range of interests and activities, with people from such diverse backgrounds, it would be hard to put a theory together and then do the research.
In truth, if someone were to use information gleaned from sites like this, nicked photos and published them, you would have recourse to legal action, regardless of what you put at the bottom of your profile.
So THIS irritates me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Describing themselves as polite, considerate, friendly etc, then going on to show that they lack any manners whatsoever
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lol yeah or 'easy going' and then they're actually coming across as pushy, aggressive, or misogynist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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New to this even though they've had the profile over a year.
Can breathe through my ears.
Straight yet always has statuses' asking to suck cock or to meet TVs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...
Straight yet always has statuses' asking to suck cock or to meet TVs."
I used to give "straight" guys a hard time for coming on to me, but then I thought wtf... I hate being labeled and categorised myself, maybe I'm being just a tad hypocritical here.
Besides which, it's kind of flattering if straight guys find me desirable 
Life's rich tapestry and all that, who tf am I to criticise
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