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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

just thought id say hello so hello..bonjour..hola..erm yeah so hello hope ur havin a good evening..im running scared from a big 8 legged monster..HELP!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pity its not an 8" monster instead lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pity its not an 8" monster instead lol"

lol it'd be running from me if that was the case

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"just thought id say hello so hello..bonjour..hola..erm yeah so hello hope ur havin a good evening..im running scared from a big 8 legged monster..HELP!! "

Awww Pussy, you need saving hun?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hehe spray some hairspray upon it LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"just thought id say hello so hello..bonjour..hola..erm yeah so hello hope ur havin a good evening..im running scared from a big 8 legged monster..HELP!!

Awww Pussy, you need saving hun?"

Im not kidding its huge..infact theres a slight floor vibration when it runs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hehe spray some hairspray upon it LOL "

then light a match, its fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"just thought id say hello so hello..bonjour..hola..erm yeah so hello hope ur havin a good evening..im running scared from a big 8 legged monster..HELP!!

Awww Pussy, you need saving hun?

Im not kidding its huge..infact theres a slight floor vibration when it runs"

LOL, do you live in a paper bag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hehe spray some hairspray upon it LOL "

wot hairspray and anyway it wont stop still long enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hehe spray some hairspray upon it LOL "

Typical bloody woman wants to give it a make over

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hehe spray some hairspray upon it LOL

then light a match, its fun "

lol im not quite sure i wanna burn my house down

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"hehe spray some hairspray upon it LOL

Typical bloody woman wants to give it a make over "

its a male that said it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooops lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooops lol"

typical doris making a mistake again lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooops lol

typical doris making a mistake again lol "

I have had a few brandys pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hummm no it was I that said hairspray actually LOL yeah give it a spikey hairdo LOL ahhhh eeeek bloody spiders last one I had was size of hand wolf spider eeeeeew it followed me whilst I leaped from sofa to sofa trying to dial for help lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

its body is miles bigger than its legs tho

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" bloody spiders last one I had was size of hand wolf spider eeeeeew it followed me whilst I leaped from sofa to sofa trying to dial for help lmao "

Had a tortoise follow me home once x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

lol u removed that post quick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"lol u removed that post quick"

mmmmmm thought better of it lol xx

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"lol u removed that post quick"

Shaving foam sorts them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"lol u removed that post quick

Shaving foam sorts them!"

Good evening my dear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

feet swiftly up on sofa now LOL is it fast prof galore ? Well if it's body larger than legs least you know it's been fead or hey maybe about to have baby ones

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"feet swiftly up on sofa now LOL is it fast prof galore ? Well if it's body larger than legs least you know it's been fead or hey maybe about to have baby ones "

Don't say that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"lol u removed that post quick

Shaving foam sorts them!"

get the hoover out and suck it up !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"feet swiftly up on sofa now LOL is it fast prof galore ? Well if it's body larger than legs least you know it's been fead or hey maybe about to have baby ones "

nooooooooooooo dont say that..im packing my case as we speak

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"feet swiftly up on sofa now LOL is it fast prof galore ? Well if it's body larger than legs least you know it's been fead or hey maybe about to have baby ones

nooooooooooooo dont say that..im packing my case as we speak "

Hovers do work! slllllllllllllllurp

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"feet swiftly up on sofa now LOL is it fast prof galore ? Well if it's body larger than legs least you know it's been fead or hey maybe about to have baby ones

nooooooooooooo dont say that..im packing my case as we speak

Hovers do work! slllllllllllllllurp "

but then who empties the hoover!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"feet swiftly up on sofa now LOL is it fast prof galore ? Well if it's body larger than legs least you know it's been fead or hey maybe about to have baby ones

nooooooooooooo dont say that..im packing my case as we speak

Hovers do work! slllllllllllllllurp "

Hover is that like a hoover but with less suction

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"feet swiftly up on sofa now LOL is it fast prof galore ? Well if it's body larger than legs least you know it's been fead or hey maybe about to have baby ones

nooooooooooooo dont say that..im packing my case as we speak

Hovers do work! slllllllllllllllurp

Hover is that like a hoover but with less suction "

Whack it with a rolled up newspaper.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

it'll get out your Hoover btw hehehe get a hammer

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"feet swiftly up on sofa now LOL is it fast prof galore ? Well if it's body larger than legs least you know it's been fead or hey maybe about to have baby ones

nooooooooooooo dont say that..im packing my case as we speak

Hovers do work! slllllllllllllllurp

Hover is that like a hoover but with less suction

Whack it with a rolled up newspaper."

but i wont get within 10 feet of it..gosh i need 2 mop my brow lol breath in breath out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just pick it up and put it outside, they dont bite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just pick it up and put it outside, they dont bite "

this is true or open the door and ask it to leave it happens sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll get it for you hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll get it for you hun "

and the monster

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

and they all lived happily ever after, THE END

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

UPDATE monster now in monster heaven..PHEW!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"UPDATE monster now in monster heaven..PHEW!! "

MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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RIP

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yep and i wont be the last

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yep and i wont be the last "

Your not going to do yourself in as well surely

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yep and i wont be the last

Your not going to do yourself in as well surely "

Lol not quite but nearly had an heart attack when my daughter screamed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You want me to get it for you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You want me to get it for you lol"

?? and the squashed monster??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well yeah but you could have waited before you did that lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

lol why ave u got concorde for transport

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

no chopper

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

haha well ur choppers services made be requested at sometime then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you be gentle with it lol as after ive driven my car it will ned looking at lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

will u need ur gearstick looking at

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

if you could its abit stiff need moving around abit

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

no probs ive got some special lubrication that will sort that along with a few tricks of my own

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"no probs ive got some special lubrication that will sort that along with a few tricks of my own "

good eve young lady i trust your having fun with your lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"no probs ive got some special lubrication that will sort that along with a few tricks of my own

good eve young lady i trust your having fun with your lube "

good evening young man

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