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World Record for getting to 175 posts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's been a while since we did this, shall we attempt a new land speed record for closing a thread after 175 posts?

Anyone remember what the previous record was?

Anyhow .. Post general gibberish... Go!?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Off to a less than promising start .. That's 2 at least

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No "

Ah 3. Or 4 with this! Yay underway!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eh?

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Off to a less than promising start .. That's 2 at least

Don't think its gonna happen...

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Not playing...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'll help you out!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"No

Ah 3. Or 4 with this! Yay underway! "

Was it 3 or 4? I didn't check..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Horny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Off to a less than promising start .. That's 2 at least

Don't think its gonna happen..."

I think we're already lagging behind the WR pace set by the Bulgarians in 2011..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where have all the egg slicers gone?

Why don't you see white dog poo any more?

I have also noticed a lack of soggy grot mags in hedgerows and bushes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im quite competitive

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Fancy a fuck? MrsSB

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

I need a wee :-/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes that is bad

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Not playing..."

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Im quite competitive

I know

MrsSB.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Especially on sports day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How fast does it need to be??

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I need a wee :-/ "

I'm in the toilet sorry

MrsSB

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Im quite competitive

Quite is an understatement.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmm come on team go go go

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I need a wee :-/

I'm in the toilet sorry

MrsSB

But I need to go now...

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'll play

You're out

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

gh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not like I'm competitive or anything....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slacking

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Gibberish

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is it normal to sniff the pages of a fresh magazine? Love that smell ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll play

You're out

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_htmQTbgms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it normal to sniff the pages of a fresh magazine? Love that smell .."

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

4x4=?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_htmQTbgms

Trust me, this is gold!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_htmQTbgms

Tldr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a wee :-/

I'm in the toilet sorry

MrsSB

But I need to go now... "

You all need to scram - I'm in the bathtub

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Is it normal to sniff the pages of a fresh magazine? Love that smell ..

No"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Celery though, is it true it takes more calories to eat it than it contains?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"4x4=?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/07/16 21:13:54]

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I need a wee :-/

I'm in the toilet sorry

MrsSB

But I need to go now...

You all need to scram - I'm in the bathtub"

Go to the sea for a bathx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Celery though, is it true it takes more calories to eat it than it contains? "

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

And this is PMSL territory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ6-ChYhUSU

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"4x4=?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll play

You're out

Hokey-Cokey anyone??

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

56÷8=?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 14/07/16 21:13:54]"

That's not really trying is it

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Is it normal to sniff the pages of a fresh magazine? Love that smell ..

Yes

Maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"4x4=?"

A nice big car for Islington based off-roading Mums doing the school run

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who said that?

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

Can anyone join in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll play

You're out

Hokey-Cokey anyone??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it normal to sniff the pages of a fresh magazine? Love that smell .."

Not as good as the smell of a second hand book store.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_htmQTbgms

Tldr"

Seriously - I post any old shite, unlike the rest of ya

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Twinkle Twinkle little. ...

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Can anyone join in?

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"56÷8=?"

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"Is it normal to sniff the pages of a fresh magazine? Love that smell ..

Not as good as the smell of a second hand book store. "

This!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twinkle Twinkle little. ..."

Star

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"Can anyone join in?

Maybe

I promise to play nicely - pretty please!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_htmQTbgms

Tldr

Seriously - I post any old shite, unlike the rest of ya "

It's a special level of shite that DJ posts. You can't just do that by accident. Years of practice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_htmQTbgms

Tldr

Seriously - I post any old shite, unlike the rest of ya "

Hello

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

And I nearly died when watched this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgn4fofSYwo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stupid idea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anyone join in?

Maybe

I promise to play nicely - pretty please!!!!"

You are in

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Is there room service for this thread? I'd like some tea please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it normal to sniff the pages of a fresh magazine? Love that smell ..

Not as good as the smell of a second hand book store.

This!!!!"

Ah that musty old smell! You're right! I was wrong!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Erm....how can we beat a record, when we don't know what it is?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stupid idea."

Its brilliant

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Amateurs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erm....how can we beat a record, when we don't know what it is?

We can set one

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"Can anyone join in?

Maybe

I promise to play nicely - pretty please!!!!

You are in

Whoooo hooo - thanks lovely!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Amateurs!

Hello

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"Stupid idea.

Its brilliant

Seconded!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can anyone join in?

Maybe

I promise to play nicely - pretty please!!!!

You are in

Whoooo hooo - thanks lovely!!"

Dances around the thread

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

8 minutes? In days of old we'd be done by now!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

And I defy you not to be moved by this, gay daleks perving over Prof Steven Hawking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpTSp5ArKfQ

Genius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seriously people come on. Move it move it move it

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"Can anyone join in?

Maybe

I promise to play nicely - pretty please!!!!

You are in

Whoooo hooo - thanks lovely!!

Dances around the thread

Kicks off heels, follows and tries not to fall over

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Is somebody timing this or are we going off the time stamp of the op?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Are we there yet?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"8 minutes? In days of old we'd be done by now!

*loudly*

Would you like a blanket, love? How about a biscuit?

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"8 minutes? In days of old we'd be done by now!

I feel harshly judged as a newbie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"8 minutes? In days of old we'd be done by now!

Holy smoke I need a better team

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Are we there yet?

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is somebody timing this or are we going off the time stamp of the op? "

That would suggest some sort of organisation - yeah your idea sounds good!

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

I never click on you tube links cause I have to skitter around copying and pasting so I have no idea if that's genius or not.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Are we there yet?

Nope"

Close though

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Gibberish

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Are we there yet?

Nyet tovarisch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Dos we ever find out the previous record?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"8 minutes? In days of old we'd be done by now!

I feel harshly judged as a newbie

Don't worry sweet

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"8 minutes? In days of old we'd be done by now!

I feel harshly judged as a newbie

Chop chop newbie!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I never click on you tube links cause I have to skitter around copying and pasting so I have no idea if that's genius or not.

Don;t know what ya missing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dos we ever find out the previous record?

*did .. Can't even blame autocarrot on that typo

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

Been busy sorry

here to help

so hi

Mrs blue eyes

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"8 minutes? In days of old we'd be done by now!

I feel harshly judged as a newbie

Chop chop newbie!

LMAO - Yes m'am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dos we ever find out the previous record?

8 minutes we already lost bloody loser

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"8 minutes? In days of old we'd be done by now!

Holy smoke I need a better team

Well you've got one now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Skips in...hi...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been busy sorry

here to help

so hi

Mrs blue eyes

About time

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Apropos...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JVwo3D72cc

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

7×16?

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"8 minutes? In days of old we'd be done by now!

I feel harshly judged as a newbie

Chop chop newbie!

LMAO - Yes m'am"

Quick learner... that's what we like!

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"Dos we ever find out the previous record?

*did .. Can't even blame autocarrot on that typo "

HAHAHA never heard that before - autocarrot is so going into my dictionary!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"8 minutes? In days of old we'd be done by now!

To be fair, we're all that little bit older now aren't we, joints seizing up and all that...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"8 minutes? In days of old we'd be done by now!

Holy smoke I need a better team

Well you've got one now!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Is somebody timing this or are we going off the time stamp of the op?

That would suggest some sort of organisation - yeah your idea sounds good!

It's terribly inaccurate... It should be to the second at least... 11 minutes ago or whatever it is now isn't good enough! You're a disgraceful world record organiser!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Dos we ever find out the previous record?

8 minutes we already lost bloody loser

Oh flip flops!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"8 minutes? In days of old we'd be done by now!

To be fair, we're all that little bit older now aren't we, joints seizing up and all that... "

Stop making excuses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is petty. No way we are gonna participate in this

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

11 minutes! Tick tock!

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"8 minutes? In days of old we'd be done by now!

I feel harshly judged as a newbie

Chop chop newbie!

LMAO - Yes m'am

Quick learner... that's what we like!

AWWWHHH shucks...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dos we ever find out the previous record?

8 minutes we already lost bloody loser

8 minutes!?

bloody hell we're amateurs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do I have to use bad language people

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Keep it up

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"11 minutes! Tick tock!

You are making me feel pressured!!!

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Another

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"Keep it up"

That's what she said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

12 minutes shocking

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"11 minutes! Tick tock!

You are making me feel pressured!!!"

Keep up then newbie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just about 50 left .... Well done peeps!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody hell

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"Do I have to use bad language people

Please don't we may attract grammar nazi's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grrrrrrrr

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

*yawns*

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Can we add multiple messages to the thread or does that invalidate the record?

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"11 minutes! Tick tock!

You are making me feel pressured!!!

Keep up then newbie!

I'm going as fast as my little fingers will carry me!!!!

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By *ollypop2000Woman over a year ago

Derby

Xxxx

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Multiple anything would be joyous!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go go go go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we add multiple messages to the thread or does that invalidate the record? "

Multiplicate away my friend!

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

brings in cake and hot choc

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

This is taking forever

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Sorry, distracted there...

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"Can we add multiple messages to the thread or does that invalidate the record? "

I hope not, or I'm sacked before I've begun

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

*Eats cake and swaps hit choc for coffee*

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Keep it up"

Always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Multiple anything would be joyous!

Math at a time like this really

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"Sorry, distracted there..."

Poor show old chap, jolly poor show!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In the good old days we'd already be led back, cigarette in mouth, basking in the afterglow of s job well done ...

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"Multiple anything would be joyous!

Math at a time like this really"

math is ALWAYS good...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Eats cake and swaps hit choc for coffee*

Stop judging

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Sorry, distracted there..."

Slacker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bumpity bump

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Yaw mamma's so fat that when Dracula bit her he got diabetes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, distracted there...

Poor show old chap, jolly poor show!!

This

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"In the good old days we'd already be led back, cigarette in mouth, basking in the afterglow of s job well done ... "

Are you sure you're not lying about yuor age on your profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Maybe we'll just treat tonight as a practice for tomorrow .. Have a proper go then!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yaw mamma's so fat that when Dracula bit her he got diabetes "

Haha

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"In the good old days we'd already be led back, cigarette in mouth, basking in the afterglow of s job well done ... "

*prepares pipe and slippers*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is anyone from the Guinness Book of Records adjudicating this?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Tick tock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe we'll just treat tonight as a practice for tomorrow .. Have a proper go then!? "

Im in

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Sorry, distracted there...

Slacker"

There was a like this (almost) naked woman in front of me asking for attention, Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Less than 20 ... Weeeeeeeee!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tick tock

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You've already lost. I think the last one to break the record was an AliMark attempt that was done and dusted in under 15 minutes.

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Sorry, distracted there...

Slacker

There was a like this (almost) naked woman in front of me asking for attention, Miss"

Pah! Lame excuse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is anyone from the Guinness Book of Records adjudicating this?"

Is Norris still alive?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In the good old days we'd already be led back, cigarette in mouth, basking in the afterglow of s job well done ...

*prepares pipe and slippers*

Slippers

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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By *aptivatingWoman over a year ago

Chester

"Is anyone from the Guinness Book of Records adjudicating this?"

I thought you were the one who was meant to call them?!?!?!?

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Sorry DG forgot your coffee and treats for pussy four paws

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You've already lost. I think the last one to break the record was an AliMark attempt that was done and dusted in under 15 minutes.

Boo!! We're ALL losers!!

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hello again

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

And smoking jacket!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I sleep like a baby - I wake up screaming at 2 am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

You suck

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Sorry DG forgot your coffee and treats for pussy four paws "

My friend popped in for coffee and we've decided she's bonkers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

If you didn't spend so much time joking we might have a chance

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You've already lost. I think the last one to break the record was an AliMark attempt that was done and dusted in under 15 minutes.

Boo!! We're ALL losers!!

And fakes. Don't forget we're fakes. Created by admin.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Come on fabbers

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You've already lost. I think the last one to break the record was an AliMark attempt that was done and dusted in under 15 minutes.

Boo!! We're ALL losers!!

YAY!!!! Well done all!! Not bad, not bad ... But could do better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am not happy

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