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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whoever came up with the idea of fitting motion sensor flush to the toilets at motorway services needs to be taken outside and beaten with a stick.
You sit down on one of these and before you even start or are comfortable it flushes leaving you with a wet arse.
Bit oh no it doesn't end there. A minute later if your still sat there minding your own business happily reading the paper or what ever you do. You breath in to deeply or wiggle your arse just ever so slightly it's arse soaking number 2.
But no oh no were not done there. If by then if you haven't clocked that your in a race against time to be done and off the seat before its refilled your in for a treat.
You finish grab the toiler paper. Go to wipe what needs wiping. The sensor goes SUPRISE. This time leaving you with not just a wet arse but now a wet hand clinging the soggy remains of toilet paper.
Really I mean what happened to good old handles.
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"Whoever came up with the idea of fitting motion sensor flush to the toilets at motorway services needs to be taken outside and beaten with a stick.
You sit down on one of these and before you even start or are comfortable it flushes leaving you with a wet arse.
Bit oh no it doesn't end there. A minute later if your still sat there minding your own business happily reading the paper or what ever you do. You breath in to deeply or wiggle your arse just ever so slightly it's arse soaking number 2.
But no oh no were not done there. If by then if you haven't clocked that your in a race against time to be done and off the seat before its refilled your in for a treat.
You finish grab the toiler paper. Go to wipe what needs wiping. The sensor goes SUPRISE. This time leaving you with not just a wet arse but now a wet hand clinging the soggy remains of toilet paper.
Really I mean what happened to good old handles.
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You sound rather flushed, as if you have had a shitty morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whoever came up with the idea of fitting motion sensor flush to the toilets at motorway services needs to be taken outside and beaten with a stick.
You sit down on one of these and before you even start or are comfortable it flushes leaving you with a wet arse.
Bit oh no it doesn't end there. A minute later if your still sat there minding your own business happily reading the paper or what ever you do. You breath in to deeply or wiggle your arse just ever so slightly it's arse soaking number 2.
But no oh no were not done there. If by then if you haven't clocked that your in a race against time to be done and off the seat before its refilled your in for a treat.
You finish grab the toiler paper. Go to wipe what needs wiping. The sensor goes SUPRISE. This time leaving you with not just a wet arse but now a wet hand clinging the soggy remains of toilet paper.
Really I mean what happened to good old handles.
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has now got a very vivid mental image of a very wet ass
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whoever came up with the idea of fitting motion sensor flush to the toilets at motorway services needs to be taken outside and beaten with a stick.
You sit down on one of these and before you even start or are comfortable it flushes leaving you with a wet arse.
Bit oh no it doesn't end there. A minute later if your still sat there minding your own business happily reading the paper or what ever you do. You breath in to deeply or wiggle your arse just ever so slightly it's arse soaking number 2.
But no oh no were not done there. If by then if you haven't clocked that your in a race against time to be done and off the seat before its refilled your in for a treat.
You finish grab the toiler paper. Go to wipe what needs wiping. The sensor goes SUPRISE. This time leaving you with not just a wet arse but now a wet hand clinging the soggy remains of toilet paper.
Really I mean what happened to good old handles.
You sound rather flushed, as if you have had a shitty morning "
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By (user no longer on site)
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A sit down visit in a public loo!!!
Nooooooooooo!!!! Never!!!! 
Unless really drastic measures are required in rare exceptional circumstances when things literally can't wait!
Stand up visits only until I get home if I can help it!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A sit down visit in a public loo!!!
Nooooooooooo!!!! Never!!!!
Unless really drastic measures are required in rare exceptional circumstances when things literally can't wait!
Stand up visits only until I get home if I can help it! "
When you gota go you gota go.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thanks, i'm not great with the motion sensor hand driers, everytime i walk past or go near one they go off and make me jump lol x"
Lucky you I have to wave my arms around like I'm having a fit sometimes to get them to work x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whatever happend to the good old chain pull loos and the hand towel machines on a roll that you pulled out to dry your hands on lol x"
Totally agree damn modern technology it gives me a wet arse. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Those new fangled Japanese toilets do away with the need for bog roll. Embrace the technology "
I would need 6 months training just to figure out how to use one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just go twerk it in front of the hand driers... I'm sure nobody will think your at all odd....
How long were you sat there OP??!"
Not long enough. Didn't even get to finish my paper. |
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