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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How many animals can you fit into a pair of tights??

2 calves, a beaver, an ass, a bunch of hares, a camels toe & a fish that no one can ever find.

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By *hippy5353Man over a year ago

Andover

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By *ihimbiherCouple over a year ago

lightwater

Lol......

What do you call a Russian hooker?

Layonyourbackyoubitch!

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By *hippy5353Man over a year ago

Andover

Don't forget about the cheater

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of tights??

2 calves, a beaver, an ass, a bunch of hares, a camels toe & a fish that no one can ever find."

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Got attacked by a couple of ruffians on my way home tonight..

One said "give me yer money or we'll kick yer head in"

I did the first thing that came to mind, I turned around and tried to knock one out..

Now in hindsight, it probably wasn't the best time for a wank but it could have been my last.

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By *ezjez369Man over a year ago

london

Anyone ever tried beaver curry?

It like any other, just a bit otter.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

My 5 Year olds fave joke, and I hear it every day!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

My 5 Year olds fave joke, and I hear it every day!"

Hahaha bless her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Russian with three testicals?

Udjanik Abollockov

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

My 5 Year olds fave joke, and I hear it every day!"

That remains one of my favourite jokes even now! Lol

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By *ihimbiherCouple over a year ago

lightwater

"A Russian with three testicals?

Udjanik Abollockov

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol......

What do you call a Russian hooker?

Layonyourbackyoubitch!"

What do you call a Serbian hooker?

SlobberDown MyCockYouBitch

(One for those of a certain age there

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

What's blue and smells like yellow paint?

Blue paint...

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