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"Grolsch please " Obviously a pint ![]() | |||
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"J2o please ![]() Designated driver? ![]() | |||
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"JD and Coke for me!! " Ice? | |||
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"J2o please ![]() Have you had the pear and raspberry Spritz? It sounds lovely. | |||
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"Grolsch please Obviously a pint ![]() Too right. In a straight glass too ![]() | |||
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"Grolsch please Obviously a pint ![]() ![]() I'll get you another one just in case ![]() | |||
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"Vodka. Straight from the freezer please. " On its way ![]() | |||
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"I'll join you in a beer too Sparkles! Bottoms up ![]() Before or after the beer ![]() | |||
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"Grolsch please Obviously a pint ![]() ![]() ![]() I might get flirty ![]() | |||
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"Ameretto and pineapple juice please..little amount of ice ![]() On its way ![]() | |||
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"I'll join you in a beer too Sparkles! Bottoms up ![]() ![]() Before, you know just to work up a thirst! ![]() | |||
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"I'll join you in a beer too Sparkles! Bottoms up ![]() ![]() ![]() Just checking, don't want to spill my drink ![]() | |||
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"It feels like a real ale night tonight! Pint for me please! Red ![]() Nice choice ![]() | |||
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"Ice cold Stella please ![]() Is there any other kind? | |||
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"I'll join you in a beer too Sparkles! Bottoms up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's alright, I'll hold yours, your hands will be busy ![]() | |||
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"Just a coffee for me please ... Don't think I should mix pain killers with alcohol ... Then again may ease the pain in my wisdom teeth Grrrr " Nice strong coffee coming up. Hope it helps ![]() | |||
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"Tea for me please..." That's not what Daniel Craig would order ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Cold bottle of Sol please with a lime wedge in the top ![]() Coming up ![]() | |||
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"Cold bottle of Sol please with a lime wedge in the top ![]() ![]() OOh that's nice, can I put the Juke Box on ![]() | |||
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"Cold bottle of Sol please with a lime wedge in the top ![]() ![]() ![]() Knock yourself out. I'm surprised it isn't on already ![]() | |||
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"Cold bottle of Sol please with a lime wedge in the top ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Had a shitty day at work and feeling rather down and thoughtful. Il have a bottle of sparkling water, glass, ice and a slice of lemon please. I'll go sit in the corner alone and continue with my thinking ![]() That's not the way this bar works. No one sits alone. | |||
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"Had a shitty day at work and feeling rather down and thoughtful. Il have a bottle of sparkling water, glass, ice and a slice of lemon please. I'll go sit in the corner alone and continue with my thinking ![]() no one puts Baby in the corner!!! | |||
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"Mixed fruit cider please x " Kopparburg for you young man | |||
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"Had a shitty day at work and feeling rather down and thoughtful. Il have a bottle of sparkling water, glass, ice and a slice of lemon please. I'll go sit in the corner alone and continue with my thinking ![]() Maybe Il sit at the bar then shuffling my feet, hopefully talk to you and tell you what's bothering me | |||
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"Lime and soda Of course you can Mechanic. I'm here to listen and twirl around ![]() ![]() Thank you, it's girl related too xx | |||
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"Dirty martini 3 olives, it's been a rough week, in fact just leave the bottle of gin and a long straw. ![]() ![]() Bottle and extra long straw sorted ![]() | |||
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"Can I get a Double Wray & Nephew please " Double coming your way Hun ![]() | |||
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"Can I get a Double Wray & Nephew please Double coming your way Hun ![]() Cheers ! Take for one yourself ![]() | |||
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"Can I get a Double Wray & Nephew please Double coming your way Hun ![]() ![]() That drink is a little strong for me tonight, or most nights ![]() | |||
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"Can I get a Double Wray & Nephew please Double coming your way Hun ![]() ![]() ![]() give me a wee drop a whiskey there and take one yourself ![]() | |||
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"Can I get a Double Wray & Nephew please Double coming your way Hun ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry Wee drops don't exist so a decent sized drink coming your way ![]() | |||
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"Can I get a Double Wray & Nephew please Double coming your way Hun ![]() ![]() ![]() It is a bit strong for most , please let me pay for a drink of your choice for you to have later when your not so busy ![]() | |||
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"We'll both have a desperados with a double fireball chaser feeling happy happy happy tonight ![]() ![]() ![]() Why are you so happy? Drinks are on the way | |||
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"We'll both have a desperados with a double fireball chaser feeling happy happy happy tonight ![]() ![]() ![]() Its our wedding in 53 days and we have nothing left to sort out finally.... So just enjoy the time and get some drinking practice in now ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Miss Mittens , the toilets are occupied and Mr and Mrs Sb have gone missing ![]() Can you take over the bar for me please. I'm off to join in ![]() | |||
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"We'll both have a desperados with a double fireball chaser feeling happy happy happy tonight ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's great news. Yes more drinks for you ![]() | |||
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"Miss Mittens , the toilets are occupied and Mr and Mrs Sb have gone missing ![]() ![]() I like your style ![]() | |||
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"its our wedding in 53 days and we have nothing left to sort out finally.... So just enjoy the time and get some drinking practice in now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh yes keep them coming I'm sure if J has enough she'll be dancing naked on the tables ![]() | |||
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"Bottle of your best Champers please and send it to the Happy Couple's table ![]() Scotch, water and of course... Champers all round ![]() | |||
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"its our wedding in 53 days and we have nothing left to sort out finally.... So just enjoy the time and get some drinking practice in now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Make that 2 bottles miss sparkly ![]() | |||
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"A glass of port, if you could be so kind. " Here you go sweetie. Can't have you without a drink now x | |||
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"its our wedding in 53 days and we have nothing left to sort out finally.... So just enjoy the time and get some drinking practice in now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't worry we'll have loads dancing on the tables ![]() | |||
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"Double spiced Captain Morgans with Jamaican Ginger Beer please Gorgeous ![]() Another friend of the Captains. Coming right up sweetie *twirls and bends over very innocently* | |||
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"Oh yes keep them coming I'm sure if J has enough she'll be dancing naked on the tables ![]() ![]() ![]() Great..... Thanks you lot she's already got her knickers on her head... Shes only had half a bottle as well ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Double spiced Captain Morgans with Jamaican Ginger Beer please Gorgeous ![]() innocent ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh yes keep them coming I'm sure if J has enough she'll be dancing naked on the tables ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Christ your weddings going to be awesome ![]() | |||
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"Double spiced Captain Morgans with Jamaican Ginger Beer please Gorgeous ![]() ![]() ![]() Damn I knew I had forgotten something ![]() | |||
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"A glass of port, if you could be so kind. Here you go sweetie. Can't have you without a drink now x" Thank you. Cheers x | |||
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"Not sure whether I need a double JD neat or a pint of water" JD it is ![]() | |||
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"Orange juice, lime juice and another J2O. This is a nice easy bar run for me ![]() Double whisky and please | |||
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"a bottle of miller g.d would be lovely." Coming right up x | |||
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"Not sure whether I need a double JD neat or a pint of water JD it is ![]() One doesn't take much persuasion ![]() | |||
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"Not sure whether I need a double JD neat or a pint of water" They don't serve water ![]() | |||
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"Quite fancy a Sambuca please x" Straight or with some lemonade? | |||
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"Not sure whether I need a double JD neat or a pint of water JD it is ![]() ![]() That's a lie... ![]() | |||
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"a bottle of miller g.d would be lovely. Coming right up x" youre a star ![]() | |||
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"Not sure whether I need a double JD neat or a pint of water They don't serve water ![]() That's irresponsible on behalf of the bar. Who do I complain to? ![]() | |||
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"Not sure whether I need a double JD neat or a pint of water JD it is ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh shush you ![]() | |||
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"Not sure whether I need a double JD neat or a pint of water They don't serve water ![]() ![]() Sorry can't hear you over the music ![]() | |||
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"Thinking of going retro can I have a hooch please x" Hooch for the lady | |||
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"Sparkling chardonnay please. ![]() Lovely drink for a gorgeous lady | |||
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"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ? Ta " Here you go, have a few from me. Pay me back later ![]() | |||
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"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ? Ta " It takes pound coins this is a posh establishment ![]() | |||
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"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ? Ta It takes pound coins this is a posh establishment ![]() Posh establishment but a cheap pool table ![]() | |||
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"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ? Ta Here you go, have a few from me. Pay me back later ![]() Just the on my ' ' k y is not working! | |||
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"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ? Ta It takes pound coins this is a posh establishment ![]() ![]() I thought it only had 3 legs ![]() | |||
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"Rum!! ![]() No need to shout. Large rum for you ![]() | |||
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"I've had a rough hour so I'm on the beer! Anyone else want anything? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've had a rough hour so I'm on the beer! Anyone else want anything? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() See anything that takes your fancy? | |||
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"Thinking of going retro can I have a hooch please x Hooch for the lady " Hooch is retro ![]() | |||
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"Take a tenner for yourself sparkly for when your shift ends ![]() Why thank you. Are the toilets clear yet? ![]() | |||
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"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ? Ta Here you go, have a few from me. Pay me back later ![]() Cheers Miss Sparkly - In fact, if I've got a Tab going, can I grab a packet of dry roasted off you as well please?.. Thank you kindly. x | |||
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"Take a tenner for yourself sparkly for when your shift ends ![]() ![]() not sure I climbed onto the window ledge to get my darts out of the top of the board and someone's nicked me bar stool so I'm stuck up here Help! | |||
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"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ? Ta Here you go, have a few from me. Pay me back later ![]() Yes darling help yourself x | |||
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"Take a tenner for yourself sparkly for when your shift ends ![]() ![]() Can't take you anywhere, come here I'll help ![]() | |||
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"Take a tenner for yourself sparkly for when your shift ends ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks i'll have another sol please ![]() | |||
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"Take a tenner for yourself sparkly for when your shift ends ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll get you two, you'll only be wanting another in a min | |||
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"I think I may have had too many already! ![]() One more then, just to make sure ![]() | |||
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"Miss Mittens , the toilets are occupied and Mr and Mrs Sb have gone missing ![]() Hi guys. What did we miss? MrsSB ![]() | |||
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"Miss Mittens , the toilets are occupied and Mr and Mrs Sb have gone missing ![]() ![]() oh there you are I'm bursting for a slash ![]() | |||
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"Miss Mittens , the toilets are occupied and Mr and Mrs Sb have gone missing ![]() ![]() More drinks for you two? ![]() | |||
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"Chilled glass of Chablis please,Yeah, yeah I know ...been called a tart already tonight ![]() I would never call you that.... Not until a few more drinks have been consumed ![]() | |||
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"I think I may have had too many already! ![]() ![]() Oh, Go on then.... Vodka and please! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Quite fancy a Sambuca please x Straight or with some lemonade? " Straight please with coffee beans & lit with a match Thanks x | |||
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"Quite fancy a Sambuca please x Straight or with some lemonade? Straight please with coffee beans & lit with a match Thanks x" Done and a vodka and for Linzi | |||
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"Chilled glass of Chablis please,Yeah, yeah I know ...been called a tart already tonight ![]() ![]() Perfectly acceptable in that case ...raises glass and says cheers ![]() | |||
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"I think a few more are called for over here but we want double jd's straight this time please.... ![]() ![]() Just gotta change one of the barrels then I'll be right over with your drinks ![]() | |||
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"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ? Ta Here you go, have a few from me. Pay me back later ![]() Is it stuck. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I think a few more are called for over here but we want double jd's straight this time please.... ![]() ![]() ![]() Cheers sparkly get 1 yourself while you're there is there a pole anywhere around here J is feeling a dance?! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Anyone got any 50p pieces for the pool table ? Ta Here you go, have a few from me. Pay me back later ![]() ![]() ![]() I lose more pool cues on these nights ![]() | |||
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"I think a few more are called for over here but we want double jd's straight this time please.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() They are over there on the raised stage ![]() | |||
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"I think a few more are called for over here but we want double jd's straight this time please.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh dear how did I miss that? I ain't had that much have I yet!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Cheers sparkly get 1 yourself while you're there is there a pole anywhere around here J is feeling a dance?! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wasn't gonna say anything ![]() | |||
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" Cheers sparkly get 1 yourself while you're there is there a pole anywhere around here J is feeling a dance?! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think I'll have a glass of now it looks like J will need help .... Although upside down on the pole she does look good ![]() | |||
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" Cheers sparkly get 1 yourself while you're there is there a pole anywhere around here J is feeling a dance?! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() she's the right way up how many have you had ![]() | |||
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"When's Last orders I'm just nipping out for a bag of chips ![]() You've got an hour. There's water on the bar for those who may need it | |||
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"When's Last orders I'm just nipping out for a bag of chips ![]() would you like some chips brought back | |||
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"When's Last orders I'm just nipping out for a bag of chips ![]() Always ![]() | |||
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"When's Last orders I'm just nipping out for a bag of chips ![]() Oo grab me some please... What she putting water on the bar for that's just gonna make it slippy, I'll give you a tenner if you dive along it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When's Last orders I'm just nipping out for a bag of chips ![]() ![]() ![]() Make it 20, I am in a white shirt ![]() | |||
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"Vodka please - show it the diet ta! ![]() Bloody hell! Talk about late to the party. No have it straight woman ![]() | |||
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"Rum and please " Sorry s off, straight drinks only now ![]() | |||
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"There's water on the bar for those who may need it would you like some chips brought back Oo grab me some please... What she putting water on the bar for that's just gonna make it slippy, I'll give you a tenner if you dive along it ![]() ![]() ![]() Oo in for 20 3.... 2..... 1..... GOOOOOOOO | |||
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"Vodka please - show it the diet ta! ![]() ![]() What no foreplay ![]() ![]() | |||
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"There's water on the bar for those who may need it would you like some chips brought back Oo grab me some please... What she putting water on the bar for that's just gonna make it slippy, I'll give you a tenner if you dive along it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Vodka please - show it the diet ta! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We've known each other too long for foreplay ![]() | |||
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"Rum and please Sorry s off, straight drinks only now ![]() Are you trying to get me d*unk ?;-) | |||
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"Rum and please Sorry s off, straight drinks only now ![]() I don't try... I succeed ![]() | |||
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"Comes back in and puts 10 bags of chips on the bar only to find water everywhere ![]() ![]() I tried drying it up with my shirt ![]() | |||
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"Comes back in and puts 10 bags of chips on the bar only to find water everywhere ![]() ![]() ![]() a jolly good effort too judging by your now transparent boobage on show | |||
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"I'll have a Martini please " Martini for the gentleman!! | |||
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"Rum snatch please " Get it yourself, too d*unk now ![]() | |||
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