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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"My Mum just text me to tell me that she's out on her bike and could I text my Dad to tell him to take mince out of the freezer.
Wtf?!
What's the most ridiculous text you've been sent? "
My mate telling me he is sorry for getting so d*unk and that he loves me - tbh his missus got oi Mike you cunt
Lol I don't know how the hell he got my missus and me mixed up but hey ho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My Mum just text me to tell me that she's out on her bike and could I text my Dad to tell him to take mince out of the freezer.
Wtf?! Same one! Don't know why your mum is texting me as well. ....
What's the most ridiculous text you've been sent? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My Mum just text me to tell me that she's out on her bike and could I text my Dad to tell him to take mince out of the freezer.
Wtf?!
What's the most ridiculous text you've been sent? "
Your mum has just text me to ask me to text you to remind you to text your dad about the mince |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a reply text...that was not needed I might add, from my ex husband...it just said..."can't text now as I am in bed with Mandy"...yes he was my ex then too lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not text but my mum once rang me at work to ask me to put some rolls in the freezer as my stepdad had forgotten before they left for holiday, I was a receptionist and had a long queue of people and couldn't get her to understand this. She also rang me at the pub where I worked on a busy Friday night for some crap, no life skills |
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I've had strange ones about erections and getting it up. My number's one different to a scaffolder, who I've become friendly with, over time, as I've earned and saved him some business, with frequent chats. Nice cheeky cockney bloke. |
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