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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A bit of hump day fun 
A safe haven of a thread to say all those things that would normally alienate you from half the site and get those blocking fingers tapping on your profile.
Remember folks, this thread is in jest so don't go blocking for real! 
I'll start:
I've always found ladies from North of Watford Gap, well, just a little bit thick you know?
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"Looks like its working  
you're not wrong!
Anyway, bareback gangbang round mine later, bring your own Ketamine! Coming?
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As long as you fully understand our no kissing, no oral, no looking, no talking, no sex rules...we're in. |
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"A bit of hump day fun
A safe haven of a thread to say all those things that would normally alienate you from half the site and get those blocking fingers tapping on your profile.
Remember folks, this thread is in jest so don't go blocking for real!
I'll start:
I've always found ladies from North of Watford Gap, well, just a little bit thick you know?
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I think a good "fuck off" is needed for most of the messages I get. I, however, am (usually) too nice to say so. So here goes:
Fuck Off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit of hump day fun
A safe haven of a thread to say all those things that would normally alienate you from half the site and get those blocking fingers tapping on your profile.
Remember folks, this thread is in jest so don't go blocking for real!
I'll start:
I've always found ladies from North of Watford Gap, well, just a little bit thick you know?
I think a good "fuck off" is needed for most of the messages I get. I, however, am (usually) too nice to say so. So here goes:
Fuck Off."
I once replied fuck off to a "I'm close by, fancy a fuck" message. The recipient got really upset, poor wee soul |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!
Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!
There - I said it!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit of hump day fun
A safe haven of a thread to say all those things that would normally alienate you from half the site and get those blocking fingers tapping on your profile.
Remember folks, this thread is in jest so don't go blocking for real!
I'll start:
I've always found ladies from North of Watford Gap, well, just a little bit thick you know?
I think a good "fuck off" is needed for most of the messages I get. I, however, am (usually) too nice to say so. So here goes:
Fuck Off."
....we can't accommodate or travel. ..so unfortunately we're gonna have to say. ".fuck off" as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stop using uniforms as your USP.
It's a security risk and you don't wear them when you are fucking so what's the point.
Use your personality.
If you have one. |
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"Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!
Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!
There - I said it!! "
You can't be the best shag on Fab, that's me. I also have THE best tits and ass, so there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh yes- warmed up now.
Forum posts asking for profile advice.
No.
Fuck off and use your brain and come up with it yourself.
Otherwise it's not a true representation of you anyway is it?
If you come across as a boring wanker who just wants a fleshlight with a heartbeat-then that's what you deserve! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ladies- you are not Goddesses. You are average.
But you have the advantage on here so quit whining and enjoy it.
Gents- quit whining that you are outnumbered and try harder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Size Does Matter.
both the size of your cock (one 'close to your heart' OP) and the size of the foof you want yo stick it in.
There's a fit for everyone on here!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!
Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!
There - I said it!!
You can't be the best shag on Fab, that's me. I also have THE best tits and ass, so there "
You can't have!! All the men who are desperate to fuck me tell me I'm 'the best' on here! Oh - hang on!! |
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"Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!
Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!
There - I said it!!
You can't be the best shag on Fab, that's me. I also have THE best tits and ass, so there
You can't have!! All the men who are desperate to fuck me tell me I'm 'the best' on here! Oh - hang on!! "
It's only cause I told them you'd be up for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do I really need to be out of the shower fresh and smell nice?
I mean could you not hold your breath....I won't keep you too long...and those stains on my Y fronts......there's at least a couple more days of wear in them.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here ladies and gents, try these for comparison
*hands out a shot glass, a can of , a banana, a Sky remote, a wine bottle and a prosthetic arm*"
Prosthetic arm pmsl that would be an interesting picture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!
Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!
There - I said it!!
You can't be the best shag on Fab, that's me. I also have THE best tits and ass, so there
You can't have!! All the men who are desperate to fuck me tell me I'm 'the best' on here! Oh - hang on!!
It's only cause I told them you'd be up for it "
If they were hot - you were right!! |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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So, you're genuine?
What does that make everyone else here?
And you're 20 years old.
Barely out of nappies, and probably not shaving yet. I want a man, not a yoof.
And I've turned you down, and now you're upset?
Shit happens. Deal with it. |
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Only two types of people use FAB:
1. People no one else will EVER want to sleep with
2. The psychologically twisted -(bcos you're only likely to meet the horrendously ugly, diseased, unwashed or psychologically twisted) |
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"Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!
Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!
There - I said it!!
You can't be the best shag on Fab, that's me. I also have THE best tits and ass, so there
You can't have!! All the men who are desperate to fuck me tell me I'm 'the best' on here! Oh - hang on!!
It's only cause I told them you'd be up for it
If they were hot - you were right!! "
As if I could ever send you my dirty cast offs .... mwah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!
Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!
There - I said it!!
You can't be the best shag on Fab, that's me. I also have THE best tits and ass, so there
You can't have!! All the men who are desperate to fuck me tell me I'm 'the best' on here! Oh - hang on!!
It's only cause I told them you'd be up for it
If they were hot - you were right!!
As if I could ever send you my dirty cast offs .... mwah "
Just shove them in the shower first - I'm not proud!! just send me the good ones though - give the shit shags to people you don't like!!  |
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Still think modern femenism is just the result of women rebelling, after they realised the ladetts had far too much fun!
And we dont care if you studied gender studies and are offended by everything since, we just want fun sex so show us your tits |
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"Ok my turn - strictly tongue in cheek!!
Yes, I AM stunning (for an old fart!), I AM amazing (for someone with squidgy tits) and I AM DEFINITELY the best shag on fab!!
There - I said it!!
You can't be the best shag on Fab, that's me. I also have THE best tits and ass, so there
You can't have!! All the men who are desperate to fuck me tell me I'm 'the best' on here! Oh - hang on!!
It's only cause I told them you'd be up for it
If they were hot - you were right!!
As if I could ever send you my dirty cast offs .... mwah
Just shove them in the shower first - I'm not proud!! just send me the good ones though - give the shit shags to people you don't like!! "
They're not getting in my shower, I don't run a bloody grooming parlour! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many times do we have to introduce the concept of 'Fab Straight' to newbies? "
Fab straight really isn't a thing.
Let's face it - you are either a proper hunky bull who plays rugger and is in the Terretorials or a great big woolly woofter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many times do we have to introduce the concept of 'Fab Straight' to newbies?
Fab straight really isn't a thing.
Let's face it - you are either a proper hunky bull who plays rugger and is in the Terretorials or a great big woolly woofter "
I  woolly woofters!
Send me two or three hot ones so I can watch and join in!  |
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If bbw is sexy, then where we live has to be the hotest area in uk. If size 16 is avarage bemmy bristol is way ahead of the curve... balls still have curves?
Its kinda funny tbh, as a kid I loved 2000ad, they had the fatties, huge round people with a tiny seat and a wheal, to move around... never expected it to become true, but be bbw on a rascal. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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Only two types of people use FAB:
1. People no one else will EVER want to sleep with
2. The psychologically twisted -(bcos you're only likely to meet the horrendously ugly, diseased, unwashed or psychologically twisted) "
I've scored in two categories |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If bbw is sexy, then where we live has to be the hotest area in uk. If size 16 is avarage bemmy bristol is way ahead of the curve... balls still have curves?
Its kinda funny tbh, as a kid I loved 2000ad, they had the fatties, huge round people with a tiny seat and a wheal, to move around... never expected it to become true, but be bbw on a rascal."
The league of fatties. I think you will find it was called, it was a judge dredd storyline.
2000ad |
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"If bbw is sexy, then where we live has to be the hotest area in uk. If size 16 is avarage bemmy bristol is way ahead of the curve... balls still have curves?
Its kinda funny tbh, as a kid I loved 2000ad, they had the fatties, huge round people with a tiny seat and a wheal, to move around... never expected it to become true, but be bbw on a rascal.
The league of fatties. I think you will find it was called, it was a judge dredd storyline.
2000ad"
Thats them, I remember when they all got hold of Boing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well apparently I'm so far up my own arse I can wave out of my mouth so I might as well say I'm an awesome fuck "
Demand corroborating evidence hey blocked already how worst can it get, hold on, there's a black transit just pulled up outside..... |
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Men if you want lots of mail, here is a simple trick, just add the following to your profile.
"Looking for fab swinging not flab swinging"
Your inbox will fill with complaints, but mail is mail and remember if they pm you, you can reply past filters |
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