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Morning beautiful swingers
Really busy day today. And going to ladies only night in manchester tonight. So if any local ladies fancy a fuck tonight that's where I will be
Have a lovely day and be kind and kinky with eachother
Fancy a fuck?
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over a year ago
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Morning Mrs SB. Hope you're having a good week so far.
Morning all. Have a lovely day.
I'm feeling rather good today so, fancy a fuck? Or a cup of tea? I can provide either or both. |
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Which reminds me...
There was this *one time* when I was asked to speak at a Pentecostal church gathering and I really wasn't keen.
Got thrust towards the lectern, looked out at all these people and said, "Um, I'm sorry... I think there's been a mistake, I'm an atheist."
And no fucking word of a lie, a choir behind me started singing
"HE'S AN ATHEIST! HE'S AN ATHEIST!..."
That was very odd.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh have a very lovely time Mrs SB.
I'm happy today. In fact I seem to be happy every day just lately. I love these super meds. They're not even happy pills just awesome blood boosting fantasticness. |
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"Go on then chaps, give us a verse "
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
He washed my sins away (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day) |
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"Go on then chaps, give us a verse
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
He washed my sins away (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)"
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"Ooh have a very lovely time Mrs SB.
I'm happy today. In fact I seem to be happy every day just lately. I love these super meds. They're not even happy pills just awesome blood boosting fantasticness. "
Awesome. Love you new profile pic
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"Go on then chaps, give us a verse
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
He washed my sins away (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
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The lady asked for it |
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"Go on then chaps, give us a verse
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
He washed my sins away (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
"
Nah, like this...
Louis Armstrong - Go Down Moses
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"Morning Mrs SB. Hope you're having a good week so far.
Morning all. Have a lovely day.
I'm feeling rather good today so, fancy a fuck? Or a cup of tea? I can provide either or both. "
Have a lovely day MrsSB |
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"Morning all, hope you all have a lovely day what ever you are up to
Sex. Lots of sex
Have a lovely day MrsSB "
Is that an offer
Or just your normal day |
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"Go on then chaps, give us a verse
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
He washed my sins away (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
The lady asked for it "
Oh Hatter, I love that you humour me |
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"Go on then chaps, give us a verse
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
When Jesus washed (when Jesus washed)
He washed my sins away (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
The lady asked for it
Oh Hatter, I love that you humour me "
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over a year ago
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"Good morning MrsSB and everyone
I'm wet and it's not in a good way!
But hey Ho can't be glum, Hatter has just sung
Hope everyone had a fantastic day. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"**hops in like a bunny,big smiles and blows knitter kisses to everyone**
I caught mine
Me too and I was distracted by the bunny hop
Put it somewhere safe, Knitter kisses are special "
I shall, I'll keep it close to my heart.
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that "
Probably, but you know, effort. |
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort."
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
"
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
Cool story bro "
Tl;dr
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
Cool story bro
Tl;dr
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
Cool story bro
Tl;dr
Oh I forgot to add. Nice tits"
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
Cool story bro
Tl;dr
Oh I forgot to add. Nice tits
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I suppose "
Talent imitates, genius steals |
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
Cool story bro
Tl;dr
Oh I forgot to add. Nice tits
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I suppose
Talent imitates, genius steals"
You are both so adorable it makes my face do this
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
Cool story bro
Tl;dr
Oh I forgot to add. Nice tits
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I suppose
Talent imitates, genius steals
You are both so adorable it makes my face do this
Fancy an Fmm?"
Sure, then you can decided which of us has the biggest dick, which seems to be the flavour of the conversation |
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
Cool story bro
Tl;dr
Oh I forgot to add. Nice tits
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I suppose
Talent imitates, genius steals
You are both so adorable it makes my face do this
Fancy an Fmm?
Sure, then you can decided which of us has the biggest dick, which seems to be the flavour of the conversation "
Was it? I thought we were just being idiots (while sort of trying to prove we were smart) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
Cool story bro
Tl;dr
Oh I forgot to add. Nice tits
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I suppose
Talent imitates, genius steals
You are both so adorable it makes my face do this
Fancy an Fmm?
Sure, then you can decided which of us has the biggest dick, which seems to be the flavour of the conversation "
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
Cool story bro
Tl;dr
Oh I forgot to add. Nice tits
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I suppose
Talent imitates, genius steals
You are both so adorable it makes my face do this
Fancy an Fmm?
Sure, then you can decided which of us has the biggest dick, which seems to be the flavour of the conversation
Was it? I thought we were just being idiots (while sort of trying to prove we were smart)"
Ah your both handsome, smart and have big penis's |
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
Cool story bro
Tl;dr
Oh I forgot to add. Nice tits
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I suppose
Talent imitates, genius steals
You are both so adorable it makes my face do this
Fancy an Fmm?
Sure, then you can decided which of us has the biggest dick, which seems to be the flavour of the conversation
Was it? I thought we were just being idiots (while sort of trying to prove we were smart)
Ah your both handsome, smart and have big penis's "
Can it be an FFMM |
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
Cool story bro
Tl;dr
Oh I forgot to add. Nice tits
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I suppose
Talent imitates, genius steals
You are both so adorable it makes my face do this
Fancy an Fmm?
Sure, then you can decided which of us has the biggest dick, which seems to be the flavour of the conversation
Was it? I thought we were just being idiots (while sort of trying to prove we were smart)
Ah your both handsome, smart and have big penis's
Can it be an FFMM "
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over a year ago
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"Which reminds me...
There was this *one time* when I was asked to speak at a Pentecostal church gathering and I really wasn't keen.
Got thrust towards the lectern, looked out at all these people and said, "Um, I'm sorry... I think there's been a mistake, I'm an atheist."
And no fucking word of a lie, a choir behind me started singing
"HE'S AN ATHEIST! HE'S AN ATHEIST!..."
That was very odd.
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I've just had an interview for a good job with great prospects moving back into the sector I was forced out of earlier this year. I think it went well so I'm feeling positive |
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"I've just had an interview for a good job with great prospects moving back into the sector I was forced out of earlier this year. I think it went well so I'm feeling positive "
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
Cool story bro
Tl;dr
Oh I forgot to add. Nice tits
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I suppose
Talent imitates, genius steals
You are both so adorable it makes my face do this
Fancy an Fmm?
Sure, then you can decided which of us has the biggest dick, which seems to be the flavour of the conversation
Was it? I thought we were just being idiots (while sort of trying to prove we were smart)
Ah your both handsome, smart and have big penis's
Can it be an FFMM
Yes yes yes yes "
Gosh!
Where have I been?!
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"Which reminds me...
There was this *one time* when I was asked to speak at a Pentecostal church gathering and I really wasn't keen.
Got thrust towards the lectern, looked out at all these people and said, "Um, I'm sorry... I think there's been a mistake, I'm an atheist."
And no fucking word of a lie, a choir behind me started singing
"HE'S AN ATHEIST! HE'S AN ATHEIST!..."
That was very odd.
"
I genuinely have these days...
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
Cool story bro
Tl;dr
Oh I forgot to add. Nice tits
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I suppose
Talent imitates, genius steals
You are both so adorable it makes my face do this
Fancy an Fmm?
Sure, then you can decided which of us has the biggest dick, which seems to be the flavour of the conversation
Was it? I thought we were just being idiots (while sort of trying to prove we were smart)
Ah your both handsome, smart and have big penis's
Can it be an FFMM
Yes yes yes yes
Gosh!
Where have I been?!
"
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
Cool story bro
Tl;dr
Oh I forgot to add. Nice tits
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I suppose
Talent imitates, genius steals
You are both so adorable it makes my face do this
Fancy an Fmm?
Sure, then you can decided which of us has the biggest dick, which seems to be the flavour of the conversation
Was it? I thought we were just being idiots (while sort of trying to prove we were smart)
Ah your both handsome, smart and have big penis's
Can it be an FFMM
Yes yes yes yes
Gosh!
Where have I been?!
Up to something filthy I hope "
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Can it be an FFMM
Yes yes yes yes
Gosh!
Where have I been?!
Up to something filthy I hope
I'd like to tell you but then I'd have to kill you "
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"Since hatter has had ribbons and braided hair he's gone weird
MrsSB
They went to his head, fna, fna!
Cute
You can do better than that
Probably, but you know, effort.
You know, I was walking down town yesterday, in my white suit and panama and there was the very handsome fella, black vest and jogging trousers, well built too, looking at his phone.
I made no attempt to move out of his way as we walked towards each other and looked at him in the face. Nothing pervy or aggressive or anything, just a kind of blank look in the eyes.
He became aware of me, looked up, did some kinda surprised double-take and then walked round me.
I cast an eye back to check out the tattoos he was sporting and, do you know? He looked back too.
Saw me looking did another double take and I smiled and kinda pointed slashed clicked my fingers at him and walked off laughing to myself.
Sure you wanna play?
Cool story bro
Tl;dr
Oh I forgot to add. Nice tits
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I suppose
Talent imitates, genius steals
You are both so adorable it makes my face do this
Fancy an Fmm?
Sure, then you can decided which of us has the biggest dick, which seems to be the flavour of the conversation
Was it? I thought we were just being idiots (while sort of trying to prove we were smart)
Ah your both handsome, smart and have big penis's
Can it be an FFMM
Yes yes yes yes
Gosh!
Where have I been?!
Up to something filthy I hope
I'd like to tell you but then I'd have to kill you "
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"I've just had an interview for a good job with great prospects moving back into the sector I was forced out of earlier this year. I think it went well so I'm feeling positive
Fingers crossed for you sweet cheeks, when will you find out?"
Hopefully by the end of the week, thank you lovely |
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"He's not the Mossad, he's a very naughty boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plZRe1kPWZw
Exactly .....now go away "
hells bells I said Mossad not Messiah |
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