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As many often proclaim - it's not Facebook.
But let's make a FB like thread, fab style, to keep them happy.
The posts that are myths, like the Sydney uni one on fb, getting repeatedly posted, are dross. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
fb post: i send you love and light
my comment: well take it back..i didnt ask for it..i want dark and sound//btw have you seen my kinky sex post?..good wasnt it
or
fb post:you are evil, you eat bacon
my comment: if you dont shut up, im gonna come and eat you
fb poster..: (screams) runs away and blocks me
my reaction..good, got rid of another nutter 
oh another one.....'pizza is my friend, i eat pizza, be like me, eat pizza and be my friend...
me: fuck off..no!
im so charming in the nilla fb world 
keeps me entertained |
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This is true !! In the news they have said all information on Fab will be made public You must copy and paste this total tosh to stop this happening !Failing to do so will make absolutely no difference to anything at all!!
You have all bee warned!! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine.
Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other
things and made this your status, yours could be like mine.
Look down. Back up. Where are you?
You're on Fab, reading the status
your status could be like!
Anything is possible when your Fab
status looks like this one. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"This is true !! In the news they have said all information on Fab will be made public You must copy and paste this total tosh to stop this happening !Failing to do so will make absolutely no difference to anything at all!!
You have all bee warned!! "
FAKE!!!!
Snopes is your friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is my cock at sports day.
This is my cock dressing up in mummy's clothes.
This is my cock on it's first day at school.
This is my cock making cakeys.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This week is international Dan shag awareness week.
Here's a picture of Dan. Dan is shag deprived.
If we can get Dan 10,000 likes then the women of Fab will give Dan a free shag.
Most people won't do it. But if you are a better person than everyone else you'll share this post on your timeline for a day.
Let's see who Dan's true friends are!
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Politics bollocks, politics bollocks, politics bollocks,politics bollocks, politics bollocks,politics bollocks, politics bollocks,politics bollocks, politics bollocks,politics bollocks, politics bollocks,politics bollocks, politics bollocks,politics bollocks, politics bollocks
Just for you who missed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never had it, never will. Dont see the appeal at all myself.
All the people that say "I only have it for family and friends" ..... That's what texting, emailing and whats for surely?
No one gives a fuck about what you're thinking of eating for breakfast I mean .... Honestly  |
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*posts pic of kitty being cute*
*posts pic of new wheels*
*loses interest in needy attention seeking posts*
*unfollows political friends spewing shite*
*deletes racists*
*blocks Daily Mail articles*
*plays candy crush*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never had it, never will. Dont see the appeal at all myself.
All the people that say "I only have it for family and friends" ..... That's what texting, emailing and whats for surely?
No one gives a fuck about what you're thinking of eating for breakfast I mean .... Honestly "
Whatsapp* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't believe some morons actually believe things like life saving operations depending on the number of likes something gets.
"Little Emily needs 20,000 likes and the NHS will give her a lung transplant."
Do they actually employ someone in the NHS who's sat there thinking 'well that's a bit of a pisser isn't it, we have an organ here and waiting but Emily only has 19,000 likes, we'd better hold off that operation until she gets 1,000 more' FFS! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never had it, never will. Dont see the appeal at all myself.
All the people that say "I only have it for family and friends" ..... That's what texting, emailing and whats for surely?
No one gives a fuck about what you're thinking of eating for breakfast I mean .... Honestly "
Bacon.
I win. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't believe some morons actually believe things like life saving operations depending on the number of likes something gets.
"Little Emily needs 20,000 likes and the NHS will give her a lung transplant."
Do they actually employ someone in the NHS who's sat there thinking 'well that's a bit of a pisser isn't it, we have an organ here and waiting but Emily only has 19,000 likes, we'd better hold off that operation until she gets 1,000 more' FFS! "
1 like = 1 prayer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never had it, never will. Dont see the appeal at all myself.
All the people that say "I only have it for family and friends" ..... That's what texting, emailing and whats for surely?
No one gives a fuck about what you're thinking of eating for breakfast I mean .... Honestly "
It's good for joke/ satire news sites and fan site stuff. Zero friends and family.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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did anyone see that goose on fire fb meme, it wasn't really on fire but photoshopped to look like it, and fb censored it for violent content? many other memes came off the back of that..  |
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"This is true !! In the news they have said all information on Fab will be made public You must copy and paste this total tosh to stop this happening !Failing to do so will make absolutely no difference to anything at all!!
You have all bee warned!! "
For every post, like or share a fluffy kitten will be stroked.
Do something amazing today. Forward an extra copy of this warning notification to all of your friends, neighbors and people you meet this year or are in your grocery store when you visit. An extra £0.01 will be donated to the sick pussy charity if you order and display this as a bumper sticker and your vehicle is spotted at a dogging spot 100 times before Veteran's Pussy Day.
If you don't repost and share, fkdbook will introduce a charge for site use, unless you have emailed all of your address book with this warning twice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is true !! In the news they have said all information on Fab will be made public You must copy and paste this total tosh to stop this happening !Failing to do so will make absolutely no difference to anything at all!!
You have all bee warned!!
For every post, like or share a fluffy kitten will be stroked.
Do something amazing today. Forward an extra copy of this warning notification to all of your friends, neighbors and people you meet this year or are in your grocery store when you visit. An extra £0.01 will be donated to the sick pussy charity if you order and display this as a bumper sticker and your vehicle is spotted at a dogging spot 100 times before Veteran's Pussy Day.
If you don't repost and share, fkdbook will introduce a charge for site use, unless you have emailed all of your address book with this warning twice."
Lol, Mark zuckerberg will personally dnate $1 if you share this post. I remember those. |
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