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First messages that don't entice you to respond?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?
And Hi
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another one I'm not fond of is 'I'm working in your area for a few weeks, fancy hooking up!'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?
And Hi
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What's the issue 
He is letting you know he is in your area, He is doing the hard work by travelling to you.
He wants his cock sucked, You suck cock I presume ?
Hi sounds polite as well
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ones that go into detail of what they envisage doing with you...straight off, before saying hello my name is...have had a bloody short story before...how do they know that is what ya like...n I like bloody surprises...bugger off!  ....although have liked some of guys "working in my area" they usually work quite well lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?
And Hi
What's the issue
He is letting you know he is in your area, He is doing the hard work by travelling to you.
He wants his cock sucked, You suck cock I presume ?
Hi sounds polite as well
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He's not travelling , he's zooming past: sticking his cock out the window and then carrying on.   |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?
And Hi
another one I'm not fond of is 'I'm working in your area for a few weeks, fancy hooking up!' "
I met a great guy that way. I don't mind being their temp hook-up. It ensures they won't hang around too long. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Want a meet now? Can I meet you in drab mode? I want to try a TG. Do you fancy meeting a couple - my wife is off out for the night and said I can fuck a TG whilst she is out.
All 4 of these are naff.
And a let down - after 5-6 messages, receiving a 7th saying, 'Oh we didn't realise you were trans, sorry but that's not what we are looking for.' How bloody blatant is my profile? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The type of messages I really dislike are the
Wow your gorgeous
Or
Your the sexiest women on here
Type
You can't help but think....how many times a day do you send that out
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sent
Hi,
To a profile that simply said
Come and say Hi.
What does she expect? And I'm under illusion that I'm the only one to have done that. And in case your curious, no I still didn't get a reply. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The type of messages I really dislike are the
Wow your gorgeous
Or
Your the sexiest women on here
Type
You can't help but think....how many times a day do you send that out
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Probably as much as
You're to good/nice/hot to be on here
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The type of messages I really dislike are the
Wow your gorgeous
Or
Your the sexiest women on here
Type
You can't help but think....how many times a day do you send that out
Probably as much as
You're to good/nice/hot to be on here
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Or the
Wow how are you single ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The type of messages I really dislike are the
Wow your gorgeous
Or
Your the sexiest women on here
Type
You can't help but think....how many times a day do you send that out
Probably as much as
You're to good/nice/hot to be on here
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Don't be paying HER any of ya compliments!!! How very dare you!!!...
Minefield innit! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I think the ones I hate the most are 'Nice pics', or copy & paste, especially if they've forgotten to change the name(s)."
The worst copy and paste ones are the really long ones that refer to how much they like something on your profile that isn't actually on there (and when you call them on it they backtrack furiously rather than admit it even when you know for a fact they sent the exact same message to a female friend of yours). Or the "you're waiting in a hotel lobby wearing a miniskirt and white holdups" fantasy ones (no, I'm not. And I never plan to). But the ones that make me roll my eyes at the moment are the ones that just comment on a part of my anatomy. Just that and nothing else. Dat ass. Mmm, legs. Wow, boobs. So, what?
Sorry, that was approaching a rant. It's been one of those days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just passing your area, fancy giving me a bj?
And Hi
another one I'm not fond of is 'I'm working in your area for a few weeks, fancy hooking up!' "
I bloody well hate this one... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boo!!
'Ello trouble
You look a stunning couple ( 2 for 1 with that, you can't see me & I ain't a couple)
I appreciate its not easy message wise but those ^^ do grate on my tits! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually received this a couple of days ago....
Hi old timer can I cum fuck you I'll bend you over so I don't have to look at your face
Politely declined on that occasion lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How naughty are you really? Yep never heard that one before
Ur hot.
I want you.
Coffee?
Anything just referring to tits, ass, booty.
I could go on but they've all been mentioned I'm sure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually received this a couple of days ago....
Hi old timer can I cum fuck you I'll bend you over so I don't have to look at your face
Politely declined on that occasion lol"
You know the problem with you women, your to picky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I love a fat bird"
Cheers
Ahhh I've never had that I feel left out now
I've had variations on that one. Made me feel fantastic."
I've had a few regarding my size but never been nasty
I get guys saying things like
Hi Miss voluptuous etc but I don't take offence to things like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually received this a couple of days ago....
Hi old timer can I cum fuck you I'll bend you over so I don't have to look at your face
Politely declined on that occasion lol"
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Actually received this a couple of days ago....
Hi old timer can I cum fuck you I'll bend you over so I don't have to look at your face
Politely declined on that occasion lol"
He would have had me at 'old timer'. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Hi sexy man, I've read your verifications and see that women find you irrestible, I want you so badly, I'll even pay for the hotel seeing as you can't accomodate.
I always turn these woman down, they're just too easy, I need a challenge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oohh almost forgot...."Do ya fancy a 50 man cock marathon? Smallest to biggest, ten minutes each n the last one gets to finish." I told him, as it was my first day on the site that I thought starting with just 2 fellas at once might be breaking me in a lil gentler but thanks ...what that actual fuck ate some of em thinking?!? |
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"Can we fuck? I'll pay " or variations on offering to pay!
"I love an older woman" gee thanks that makes me feel fucking wonderful
"I'm within a mile of you, wanna flash me your twat as I drive past?" No, fuck off.
"I'm a heavy cummer " really puts me off
"Send me face pics" from a blank profile
" tell your husband to shave his beard off and then you can have me" this from a single woman who we hadn't even viewed before!
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On the well known dating site that involves fish I was once asked if I would suck the dudes dog off! When I replied he said "it's OK dogs bollocks are actually really clean. Cleaner than humans "
WTF! |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"Any mention of "mature".
For one thing, I'm 35 not 65!
And for another, I may be getting older but I will NEVER be mature!! So ner ner na fucking ner!  "
Agrees with this
(Only I'm 38)
Mr B knows it bugs me, so has given me a new nickname of 'old trout' 
I won't put what I call him in return. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any mention of "mature".
For one thing, I'm 35 not 65!
And for another, I may be getting older but I will NEVER be mature!! So ner ner na fucking ner!
Agrees with this
(Only I'm 38)
Mr B knows it bugs me, so has given me a new nickname of 'old trout'
I won't put what I call him in return. "
Troutfucker
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"Any mention of "mature".
For one thing, I'm 35 not 65!
And for another, I may be getting older but I will NEVER be mature!! So ner ner na fucking ner!
Agrees with this
(Only I'm 38)
Mr B knows it bugs me, so has given me a new nickname of 'old trout'
I won't put what I call him in return.
Troutfucker
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No but actually made me chuckle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always getting the "Fancy a discreet blowjob"... which sounds very tempting until you see that the message is from a Guy  . Not what I need or want
Fancy a not so discreet one? "
If it's a woman offering I wouldn't be complaining. Just don't get it with guys messaging straight guys. It's NEVER going to happen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always getting the "Fancy a discreet blowjob"... which sounds very tempting until you see that the message is from a Guy . Not what I need or want
Fancy a not so discreet one?
If it's a woman offering I wouldn't be complaining. Just don't get it with guys messaging straight guys. It's NEVER going to happen!"
"Straight" doesn't seem to mean a lot on guys' profiles here |
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The long stories that tell me in detail what they're "going to do to me"
And I get a surprising amount of messages from guys calling me Emma. The only logical explanation I can think of for that one is they mis read my username and think it says Emma on the end instead of mama. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On the well known dating site that involves fish I was once asked if I would suck the dudes dog off! When I replied he said "it's OK dogs bollocks are actually really clean. Cleaner than humans "
WTF!"
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On Sunday we had a message from a couples profile that simply said: meet
When we looked at their profile, their status said: Driving around....
So clearly they were cruising around the area and using the 'who's near me' function.
They were immediately blocked....unbelievable.
But we did have a nice message from a couple today that have clearly put some thought into it...we best get responding. |
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I've had a couple of messages that are
'Im desperate'
Though most of what we get do boil down to that.
There has been a recent trend towards just sending 'x' I know they could send nothing, but just a kiss is the same, nil effort. |
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