Just been on the phone to mother, shes been to peterborough shopping. I said did you buy anything, she said no but i nearly did from that big shop Ann something Ann summers i said (being serious and not thinking) no ann harvey she said pmsl |
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"Brilliant!!!
LOL
Tho - i did take my mother round Soho in london a few years back,,,,,that opened her eyes - and she even purchased a vibrator!!!
Cool mum eh!!  "
Well shes pretty on the ball my mother but somehow cant see her and my stepdad walking around ann summers lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Brilliant!!!
LOL
Tho - i did take my mother round Soho in london a few years back,,,,,that opened her eyes - and she even purchased a vibrator!!!
Cool mum eh!!
Well shes pretty on the ball my mother but somehow cant see her and my stepdad walking around ann summers lol"
LOL
Ooooh thats just remonded me of a story too - of taking my Receptionist once to Ann Summers, she was lookking at this vibe that had changeable heads - pretty nifty like, and this random bloke walks up to her and says "too small too small" and to get his cock out and say - "you want one THIS size!!!"
OMG!! - was hilarious the look on her face!!!  |
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over a year ago
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LOL ive just remebered a vibrator story from a few weeksa ago
My lady friend and I were having a horny session when we get a box of toys out,I pick one up and think ooooh I hav'nt seen this one before and shes screamimg just fuck me with it
So I did and it was'nt until a little later when I had a good look at it did I realise I was fucking her with it the wrong way round......buttons as well!!! she never even noticed |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"LOL ive just remebered a vibrator story from a few weeksa ago
My lady friend and I were having a horny session when we get a box of toys out,I pick one up and think ooooh I hav'nt seen this one before and shes screamimg just fuck me with it
So I did and it was'nt until a little later when I had a good look at it did I realise I was fucking her with it the wrong way round......buttons as well!!! she never even noticed "
Brilliant!!!
Buttons prob rubbed the Gspot just fine
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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went round our local sex shop and wanted a vibe.
saw a great one on the shelf...big and mmmmm i thought..
so asked the guy for it and he says *uck off, thats me flask !!!! 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"went round our local sex shop and wanted a vibe.
saw a great one on the shelf...big and mmmmm i thought..
so asked the guy for it and he says *uck off, thats me flask !!!!
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At least you didn't ask for the big red one on the floor |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"went round our local sex shop and wanted a vibe.
saw a great one on the shelf...big and mmmmm i thought..
so asked the guy for it and he says *uck off, thats me flask !!!!
At least you didn't ask for the big red one on the floor "
Well the fire sxtinguisher i sucked up long ago...lol.... |
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