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over a year ago
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"Hoping she feels better very very soon...and stays in the house today as so not to scare any small children with her deformed looks..  "
Haha I have locked myself in the house and drawn the curtains so as not to further offend anyone   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hear she has a balaclava, but maybe that's just for some depraved sex game 
 the balaclava is for when I rob banks.
The gimp mask is for my victims  "
bring out the gimp, but the gimps sleeping, well I guess you best go wake her up now.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hear she has a balaclava, but maybe that's just for some depraved sex game
the balaclava is for when I rob banks.
The gimp mask is for my victims "
Victims is such a strong word!!
I prefer the term 'volunteers who may not have EXACTLY volunteered, but probably had a vague idea what was required of them!'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe you should have a drink then 
Its still morning time 
I'm sure that won't stop you.
Yeah, what's the worst that can happen? "
Stop it you two people will think I am some kind of Lush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe you should have a drink then
Its still morning time
I'm sure that won't stop you.
Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?
Stop it you two people will think I am some kind of Lush "
*Ahem*... Well.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe you should have a drink then
Its still morning time
I'm sure that won't stop you.
Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?
Stop it you two people will think I am some kind of Lush
*Ahem*... Well.."
if the cap fits..oh wait with your enlarged head it wont..maybe wear it at a jaunty angle..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe you should have a drink then
Its still morning time
I'm sure that won't stop you.
Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?
Stop it you two people will think I am some kind of Lush
*Ahem*... Well.. if the cap fits..oh wait with your enlarged head it wont..maybe wear it at a jaunty angle.. "
you can go off people ya know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe you should have a drink then
Its still morning time
I'm sure that won't stop you.
Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?
Stop it you two people will think I am some kind of Lush
*Ahem*... Well.. if the cap fits..oh wait with your enlarged head it wont..maybe wear it at a jaunty angle..
you can go off people ya know"
Yeah, when you find out they are d*unks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe you should have a drink then
Its still morning time
I'm sure that won't stop you.
Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?
Stop it you two people will think I am some kind of Lush
*Ahem*... Well.. if the cap fits..oh wait with your enlarged head it wont..maybe wear it at a jaunty angle..
you can go off people ya know
Yeah, when you find out they are d*unks "
second bottle of diamond white cider should take the edge off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously guys stop it people will think Im an alcoholic 
Sorry, she isn't really, she can't even keep it in the cup most of the time.  "
So she does have a drink problem ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously guys stop it people will think Im an alcoholic
......denial....,
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Sorry I didn't know you had a drink problem, I wouldn't have keep asking you out for a glass of something nice if I had known, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously guys stop it people will think Im an alcoholic
......denial....,
Sorry I didn't know you had a drink problem, I wouldn't have keep asking you out for a glass of something nice if I had known, "
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