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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
I'd been seeing this Nurse for a few days and we finally got round to shagging...
As I stripped off I said to her: "You must have seen a few cocks where you work?
how do you rate mine?"
She said: "It's just slightly bigger than most i see."
I said: "Thanks, what sort of nursing do you do by the way?"
"I'm a Midwife." she says..:
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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I'd been seeing this Nurse for a few days and we finally got round to shagging...
As I stripped off I said to her: "You must have seen a few cocks where you work?
how do you rate mine?"
She said: "It's just slightly bigger than most i see."
I said: "Thanks, what sort of nursing do you do by the way?"
"I'm a Midwife." she says..:
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd been seeing this Nurse for a few days and we finally got round to shagging...
As I stripped off I said to her: "You must have seen a few cocks where you work?
how do you rate mine?"
She said: "It's just slightly bigger than most i see."
I said: "Thanks, what sort of nursing do you do by the way?"
"I'm a Midwife." she says..:Heston blumenthal has invented an aftershave made from seasoned bread crumbs. Apparently the birds love it. You started it
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"I'd been seeing this Nurse for a few days and we finally got round to shagging...
As I stripped off I said to her: "You must have seen a few cocks where you work?
how do you rate mine?"
She said: "It's just slightly bigger than most i see."
I said: "Thanks, what sort of nursing do you do by the way?"
"I'm a Midwife." she says..:
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
As I come home from work my mrs started rambling on about how she was leaving me because I'm a selfish, sexist bastard who doesn't listen!
"WHOA WHOA WHOA" I said
"where the fuck is my dinner? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd been seeing this Nurse for a few days and we finally got round to shagging...
As I stripped off I said to her: "You must have seen a few cocks where you work?
how do you rate mine?"
She said: "It's just slightly bigger than most i see."
I said: "Thanks, what sort of nursing do you do by the way?"
"I'm a Midwife." she says..:
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
As the head started to emerge out of my wife's vagina,
I said, "That is beautiful."
"Not really," exclaimed the doctor, "How did she get an action man stuck in her pussy??" |
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