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Branching off the sycophancy thread.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To me: God, you're amazing, never felt like this with anyone before.
God, I'm welling up remembering that...how I kept a straight face heaven knows.
The nices thing I've said? "Hmmmm...I've had better".  |
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I think the gorgeous legs has to be the funniest. I have tree trunks, i have an inside leg of 26" im big. Noone could describe my legs as being gorgeous. No im not seeking compliments im a realist.
If you where slim heads would turn everywhere you went 
I thought you where going to be a stupid woman but your not 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To me..... you're never 53 with tits like them.
Said to me with a straight face last year,"i think you are older than me,about 26 or 27!" "
OMG... I must be a fossil then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I remember a pal of mine running from a woman in the pub, she said to him my knickers are in my pocket, wanna see? ....then parted her thighs to give him a look.... he said it was like a gorilla hugging her under her skirt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I licked a right hairy muff and when I'd finished, she said "Hope you enjoyed that as much as I did ?"
I said "Felt like I was snogging ZZ Top"
Then I run off  |
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