Emergency services

By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I rang 999 because 2 girls were

fighting over me, the operator asked

"Whats the emergency?" I said "The

fuckin ugly ones winning!..

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hahahahaha

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

classic not heard that one in a long time

By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Yesterday evening I had to change a lightbulb, a bit later on I crossed the road. Then I walked into a bar.

My life is just a joke.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I rang 999 because 2 girls were

fighting over me, the operator asked

"Whats the emergency?" I said "The

fuckin ugly ones winning!..

Pmsl! I'm stealing this one!

By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I rang 999 because 2 girls were

fighting over me, the operator asked

"Whats the emergency?" I said "The

fuckin ugly ones winning!..

Pmsl! I'm stealing this one!"

Steal the ugly one for me

By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.