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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Need new ones..just pseudo ones, nothing permanent, we ain't gonna go camping or share blood and swap tattoos tonight, just ti buy me beer, make me cake and massage my ego..apply with a covering letter and detailed analysis of why you would be good to the position in my box. Applications close in 29 minutes..Go..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would put myself down ! But 29 minutes isn't enough to read my covering letter and to check my 200 references! So I am out! But could I still borrow your car? |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Cake?? Who has cake?? I am sure you mentioned cake!! I think I may need cake!! I have a problem! 
I have red velvet and carrot cake both homemade this afternoon  "
You already have our attention and cake too....
Need to lie down now
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cake?? Who has cake?? I am sure you mentioned cake!! I think I may need cake!! I have a problem!
I have red velvet and carrot cake both homemade this afternoon
You already have our attention and cake too....
Need to lie down now
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if you're gonna be on my list no time to slacking you need to be at my beck and call. That's what friends are 4  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am willing to do pretty much anything for cake right now...well....not anything...but..well..eat cake...might make ya a tea to go with...the home made red velvet n carrot cakes sound amazing!! I might do more for those lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am willing to do pretty much anything for cake right now...well....not anything...but..well..eat cake...might make ya a tea to go with...the home made red velvet n carrot cakes sound amazing!! I might do more for those lol "
heels hold ups, tattoos and cake perfect! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"first of all, I need to know, do you have money, or a boat ?
Just want to say what a fantastic profile....but why the boat ?"
Do you know a woman who will refuse to have sex with Spiderman on a boat ??
that's why the boat !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Problem is not everyone is friendly. I just said hi to someone who clearly thinks he is Adonis and got blocked for saying Hi. Now I am off to eat cake and have a whiskey in my log cabin
Peace to all |
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"first of all, I need to know, do you have money, or a boat ?
Just want to say what a fantastic profile....but why the boat ?
Do you know a woman who will refuse to have sex with Spiderman on a boat ??
that's why the boat ! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am willing to do pretty much anything for cake right now...well....not anything...but..well..eat cake...might make ya a tea to go with...the home made red velvet n carrot cakes sound amazing!! I might do more for those lol heels hold ups, tattoos and cake perfect!
Awww does that make us friends now then?? undeniably make friends make friends never ever break friends 
Awww yay!!! I'm in!! indeed get ya heels on lets get some victoria sponge 
I have the heels but no cake "
I'll buy you cake if you promise to wear the heels |
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