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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I know this will blow your minds but there was too much cake at the Not So Secret Tea Party.
That London Kinkster was as good as his word and brought cake and when I left them it was still unmolested.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know this will blow your minds but there was too much cake at the Not So Secret Tea Party.
That London Kinkster was as good as his word and brought cake and when I left them it was still unmolested.
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I am sorry, but there can NEVER be too much cake!!! Lol |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I didn't think it was possible to have too much cake.
Hope you all had a great day."
As far as I know they're still there and may well be eating the cake.
I didn't think it was possible for a social to have too much cake but somehow there was more cake than people.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Was it good? I was going to go but my small person has been poorly so had to stay home 
It was a small, very civilised gathering. With lots of cake.
I love your use of the word "civilised"  "
I expect you did your best to lower the tone. |
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"A social with cake ?
Are we missing something by avoiding socials ?
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Not unless the cake had black icing, was served on and ancient stone, sucked and cakeballed between four 'diners', spread over the bollocks of a demon and jizzomed over the bulging tits of six hungry whores.
N. I. don't think they did that. In fact the only thing that was up was their little pinkies.  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"A social with cake ?
Are we missing something by avoiding socials ?
Not unless the cake had black icing, was served on and ancient stone, sucked and cakeballed between four 'diners', spread over the bollocks of a demon and jizzomed over the bulging tits of six hungry whores.
N. I. don't think they did that. In fact the only thing that was up was their little pinkies. "
You are kidding?! Joe was there. I'll be very surprised if something didn't end up up somewhere at some point.
He's a reprobate! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No such thing as too much cake. It's a scientifically-proven fact. No matter what the size of the cake, it always equates to there is never quite enough.
It's a bit like pussy in South Wales...it's claimed to be here and to be happening, but when you speak to most people they've only heard that it is here and it does happen, and they have no direct proof of its existence (for example by tasting)...very much like cake really.
PUSSY AND CAKE...A GREAT COMBINATION  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"A social with cake ?
Are we missing something by avoiding socials ?
Not unless the cake had black icing, was served on and ancient stone, sucked and cakeballed between four 'diners', spread over the bollocks of a demon and jizzomed over the bulging tits of six hungry whores.
N. I. don't think they did that. In fact the only thing that was up was their little pinkies.
You are kidding?! Joe was there. I'll be very surprised if something didn't end up up somewhere at some point.
He's a reprobate!"
He was very well behaved when I was there. Mrs. Polk spilled her wine and Hatter's water became too tepid for tea making but that's about it. No pinkies were raised and the tone was not lowered in my presence.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"No such thing as too much cake. It's a scientifically-proven fact. No matter what the size of the cake, it always equates to there is never quite enough.
It's a bit like pussy in South Wales...it's claimed to be here and to be happening, but when you speak to most people they've only heard that it is here and it does happen, and they have no direct proof of its existence (for example by tasting)...very much like cake really.
PUSSY AND CAKE...A GREAT COMBINATION "
And yet, there was visibly, tangibly, actually too much cake.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"A social with cake ?
Are we missing something by avoiding socials ?
Not unless the cake had black icing, was served on and ancient stone, sucked and cakeballed between four 'diners', spread over the bollocks of a demon and jizzomed over the bulging tits of six hungry whores.
N. I. don't think they did that. In fact the only thing that was up was their little pinkies.
You are kidding?! Joe was there. I'll be very surprised if something didn't end up up somewhere at some point.
He's a reprobate!
He was very well behaved when I was there. Mrs. Polk spilled her wine and Hatter's water became too tepid for tea making but that's about it. No pinkies were raised and the tone was not lowered in my presence.
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You did, however, leave well before events were concluded |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"A social with cake ?
Are we missing something by avoiding socials ?
Not unless the cake had black icing, was served on and ancient stone, sucked and cakeballed between four 'diners', spread over the bollocks of a demon and jizzomed over the bulging tits of six hungry whores.
N. I. don't think they did that. In fact the only thing that was up was their little pinkies.
You are kidding?! Joe was there. I'll be very surprised if something didn't end up up somewhere at some point.
He's a reprobate!
He was very well behaved when I was there. Mrs. Polk spilled her wine and Hatter's water became too tepid for tea making but that's about it. No pinkies were raised and the tone was not lowered in my presence.
You did, however, leave well before events were concluded "
Indeed. I may have been the dampening force and their inner reprobates were unfettered once I left them to it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No such thing as too much cake. It's a scientifically-proven fact. No matter what the size of the cake, it always equates to there is never quite enough.
It's a bit like pussy in South Wales...it's claimed to be here and to be happening, but when you speak to most people they've only heard that it is here and it does happen, and they have no direct proof of its existence (for example by tasting)...very much like cake really.
PUSSY AND CAKE...A GREAT COMBINATION
And yet, there was visibly, tangibly, actually too much cake.
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You should have called me. You should DEFINITELY have called me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still have cookies 
**nom nom mom**
I should have rescued some. I am cakeless and hungry.
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You should, I'm afraid we gave the cupcakes to the staff in the bar we repaired to after! Couldn't have them going to waste now could we. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I still have cookies
**nom nom mom**
I should have rescued some. I am cakeless and hungry.
You should, I'm afraid we gave the cupcakes to the staff in the bar we repaired to after! Couldn't have them going to waste now could we."
You performed an heroic and generous deed. |
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"I cannot believe I missed this and I was free yesterday 
I almost sent you a message to ask if you were going. "
Bugger I wish you had, I was bored senseless yesterday, I even did housework!!! Plus side, I managed to sort out my outside tap, I now have aqua outside |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cannot believe I missed this and I was free yesterday
I almost sent you a message to ask if you were going.
Bugger I wish you had, I was bored senseless yesterday, I even did housework!!! Plus side, I managed to sort out my outside tap, I now have aqua outside "
Well done you! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I cannot believe I missed this and I was free yesterday
I almost sent you a message to ask if you were going.
Bugger I wish you had, I was bored senseless yesterday, I even did housework!!! Plus side, I managed to sort out my outside tap, I now have aqua outside "
Well done.
You're usually all over the socials so I assumed... Sorry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still have cookies
**nom nom mom**
I should have rescued some. I am cakeless and hungry.
You should, I'm afraid we gave the cupcakes to the staff in the bar we repaired to after! Couldn't have them going to waste now could we.
You performed an heroic and generous deed. "
He was indeed a hero I was less so and refused to share my cookies. I think drinking larger makes me greedy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I still have cookies
**nom nom mom**
I should have rescued some. I am cakeless and hungry.
You should, I'm afraid we gave the cupcakes to the staff in the bar we repaired to after! Couldn't have them going to waste now could we.
You performed an heroic and generous deed.
He was indeed a hero I was less so and refused to share my cookies. I think drinking larger makes me greedy "
And really graceful
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still have cookies
**nom nom mom**
I should have rescued some. I am cakeless and hungry.
You should, I'm afraid we gave the cupcakes to the staff in the bar we repaired to after! Couldn't have them going to waste now could we.
You performed an heroic and generous deed.
He was indeed a hero I was less so and refused to share my cookies. I think drinking larger makes me greedy
And really graceful
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Hey I was twirling and didn't fall over at all.
The snorting though  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A social with cake ?
Are we missing something by avoiding socials ?
Not unless the cake had black icing, was served on and ancient stone, sucked and cakeballed between four 'diners', spread over the bollocks of a demon and jizzomed over the bulging tits of six hungry whores.
N. I. don't think they did that. In fact the only thing that was up was their little pinkies. "
Can't find that recipie in Jamie Oliver's cookbook, was it Mary Berry's? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples "
Fooking flip flops |
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"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples "
Bit d*unk was she |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples
Bit d*unk was she "
That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples
Bit d*unk was she "
Slander I say. He is a big fibber I was not d*unk or loutish. I was perfectly lady like |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples
Bit d*unk was she
That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage "
The cans kept falling over. The grass was pretty tipsy |
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"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples
Bit d*unk was she
That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage "
Oh just a dopey mare then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples
Bit d*unk was she
That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage
Oh just a dopey mare then "
that about sums me up |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples
Bit d*unk was she
That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage
Oh just a dopey mare then "
I couldn't possibly comment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples
Bit d*unk was she
That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage
Oh just a dopey mare then
I couldn't possibly comment "
That's not like you mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples
Bit d*unk was she
That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage
Oh just a dopey mare then
I couldn't possibly comment
That's not like you mate"
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"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples
Bit d*unk was she
That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage
Oh just a dopey mare then
that about sums me up "
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I'd say there was not too much cake. Just too many people not eating sugary things
The brownies were taken home by the Hatter , so not wasted
Knitter was ladylike and not loutish. I can't say not d*unk
No pinkies in the air, just the big pink wand |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"The gathering 'twas indeed a mite civilised and truly well behaved. Apart from the knitter bitch throwing her beer around whilst showing her true colours. Fortunately for all present and with thoughts of engagement for passers by, the lagered loutishness passed unnoticed by all except the inner sanctum of the clique and their disciples
Bit d*unk was she
That might have been an excuse if she had gotten around to actually consuming any of the said beverage
Oh just a dopey mare then
I couldn't possibly comment
That's not like you mate"
My reputation precedes me again |
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