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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Since miss cheeky no longer wants the fab bar I've taken up the lease. It's a well stocked bar with a welcoming ambience and good music so I'll give it a whirl and see how it goes... so what's everyone having? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like a box of wine and a straw please."
Sadly all of the wine comes in bottles, I've got some cardboard in the back though, I could pour it in that?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"id like a cpl hrs with you landlord failing that a pint of lager n lime x"
 flattery will get you everywhere, I knock of when the thread hits 175 so I'll see you in the back then?
I've got peroni on tap if you like? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'd like a box of wine and a straw please.
Sadly all of the wine comes in bottles, I've got some cardboard in the back though, I could pour it in that?!"
Just put 6 bottles and a straw in the box then please.
It's been one of those days. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As I can't drink in reality I will take a very virtual and very generous spiced rum over ice please barkeep. "
I'm sorry to hear that, I hope it's nothing serious. My finest kraken spiced just for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like a box of wine and a straw please.
Sadly all of the wine comes in bottles, I've got some cardboard in the back though, I could pour it in that?!
Just put 6 bottles and a straw in the box then please.
It's been one of those days."
Oh dear, do you need a bartenders ear? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Double Havana club and ginger ale please 
Coming right up, gold or silver?
Gold please with lots of ice and a wedge of lime pretty please"
No problem, good choice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I possibly get a pint of snakebite n black please!! 
Not a problem, if you get lairy I'll have to get knitter to sort you out though"
Me? Lairy?? Never!! I am an angel ya know!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since miss cheeky no longer wants the fab bar I've taken up the lease. It's a well stocked bar with a welcoming ambience and good music so I'll give it a whirl and see how it goes... so what's everyone having? "
I've just drank pina colada |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I please have a Malibu and Coke with a pint of man on the side
Many thanks in advancce.
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Sadly I don't have man on tap, I could get you a bottle? Malibu and isn't a problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a cocktail tonight please x
Ok... Here's the menu *thunk* have a browse, there's quite a few to choose from! "
Sex on the beach should do me right now thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I possibly get a pint of snakebite n black please!!
Not a problem, if you get lairy I'll have to get knitter to sort you out though
Me? Lairy?? Never!! I am an angel ya know! "
Ok... I'll believe you in the face of contrary evidence |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Since miss cheeky no longer wants the fab bar I've taken up the lease. It's a well stocked bar with a welcoming ambience and good music so I'll give it a whirl and see how it goes... so what's everyone having?
I've just drank pina colada "
And a walk in the rain? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A taboo and lemonade with a slice of lime please. Also any chance if a cuddle and a massage?"
All hanky is going to be commenced after 175! I think I've got taboo left over from 1998 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I possibly get a pint of snakebite n black please!!
Not a problem, if you get lairy I'll have to get knitter to sort you out though
Me? Lairy?? Never!! I am an angel ya know!
Ok... I'll believe you in the face of contrary evidence"
Oohh and what evidence is this you speak of?? Cheeky! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fancy a cocktail tonight please x
Ok... Here's the menu *thunk* have a browse, there's quite a few to choose from!
Sex on the beach should do me right now thanks "
That's not a problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A taboo and lemonade with a slice of lime please. Also any chance if a cuddle and a massage?
All hanky is going to be commenced after 175! I think I've got taboo left over from 1998"
no hanky please just need to relax not feeling very well X  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I possibly get a pint of snakebite n black please!!
Not a problem, if you get lairy I'll have to get knitter to sort you out though
Me? Lairy?? Never!! I am an angel ya know!
Ok... I'll believe you in the face of contrary evidence
Oohh and what evidence is this you speak of?? Cheeky! "
I've been talking to people, bartenders hear things |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*taps fingers on bar impatiently*
How full did you fill the kettle its taking forever  "
I put it on the end there next to the sugar and milk, right next to coffee! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'd like a box of wine and a straw please.
Sadly all of the wine comes in bottles, I've got some cardboard in the back though, I could pour it in that?!
Just put 6 bottles and a straw in the box then please.
It's been one of those days.
Oh dear, do you need a bartenders ear? "
I'll take a hug if there's one on offer please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I possibly get a pint of snakebite n black please!!
Not a problem, if you get lairy I'll have to get knitter to sort you out though
Me? Lairy?? Never!! I am an angel ya know!
Ok... I'll believe you in the face of contrary evidence
Oohh and what evidence is this you speak of?? Cheeky!
I've been talking to people, bartenders hear things"
Oohh like what?? I love a bit of gossip |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A taboo and lemonade with a slice of lime please. Also any chance if a cuddle and a massage?
All hanky is going to be commenced after 175! I think I've got taboo left over from 1998
no hanky please just need to relax not feeling very well X "
I'm sorry to hear that, but I can't get I'll, I'm sure one of the other guys will help you out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like a box of wine and a straw please.
Sadly all of the wine comes in bottles, I've got some cardboard in the back though, I could pour it in that?!
Just put 6 bottles and a straw in the box then please.
It's been one of those days.
Oh dear, do you need a bartenders ear?
I'll take a hug if there's one on offer please."
I'm sure I can slip one in |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'd like a box of wine and a straw please.
Sadly all of the wine comes in bottles, I've got some cardboard in the back though, I could pour it in that?!
Just put 6 bottles and a straw in the box then please.
It's been one of those days.
Oh dear, do you need a bartenders ear?
I'll take a hug if there's one on offer please.
I'm sure I can slip one in"
You mean a hug, right?   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"G&T here please, Juniper Green if you have it? No? Thought not
Just a glass of ice for Frank to numb his throat
Oh & a big hug from the barman
JG x"
Don't make assumptions! I ordered a bottle in especially for you, and as much ice as frank needs. There's always a hug for you lovely x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will have a real ale first then to follow double whisky. For now put it on the tab x "
Good choice, I have a wide selection of cask ales, take your pick |
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"G&T here please, Juniper Green if you have it? No? Thought not
Just a glass of ice for Frank to numb his throat
Oh & a big hug from the barman
JG x
Don't make assumptions! I ordered a bottle in especially for you, and as much ice as frank needs. There's always a hug for you lovely x"
You are a gem x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like a box of wine and a straw please.
Sadly all of the wine comes in bottles, I've got some cardboard in the back though, I could pour it in that?!
Just put 6 bottles and a straw in the box then please.
It's been one of those days.
Oh dear, do you need a bartenders ear?
I'll take a hug if there's one on offer please.
I'm sure I can slip one in
You mean a hug, right? "
oh erm yeah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I please have a Malibu and Coke with a pint of man on the side
Many thanks in advancce.
Sadly I don't have man on tap, I could get you a bottle? Malibu and isn't a problem "
Is it a bottle of extra tasty Strong man?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I please have a Malibu and Coke with a pint of man on the side
Many thanks in advancce.
Sadly I don't have man on tap, I could get you a bottle? Malibu and isn't a problem
Is it a bottle of extra tasty Strong man?
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That's the one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will have a real ale first then to follow double whisky. For now put it on the tab x
Good choice, I have a wide selection of cask ales, take your pick"
Can I have hopping hare please bar man thank you. Don't for get one for yourself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will have a real ale first then to follow double whisky. For now put it on the tab x
Good choice, I have a wide selection of cask ales, take your pick
Can I have hopping hare please bar man thank you. Don't for get one for yourself "
That's very kind, one pint coming up, have you decided on the whisky? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will have a real ale first then to follow double whisky. For now put it on the tab x
Good choice, I have a wide selection of cask ales, take your pick
Can I have hopping hare please bar man thank you. Don't for get one for yourself
That's very kind, one pint coming up, have you decided on the whisky? "
Any as long as it's a good one finish the beer can I have another please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will have a real ale first then to follow double whisky. For now put it on the tab x
Good choice, I have a wide selection of cask ales, take your pick
Can I have hopping hare please bar man thank you. Don't for get one for yourself
That's very kind, one pint coming up, have you decided on the whisky?
Any as long as it's a good one finish the beer can I have another please "
I do apologise I was called away urgently, how about a nice smooth glen morangie to follow your hare? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Glass of red n some nuts please
I have a delicious Merlot if you want?
Merlot will do just nicely! Now do you know anyone with tasty nuts to go with? "
Is that a large package that you're aftef? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Holy shit I've had a lot to drink tonight. I'll have water 
H2O for the lady, always happy to serve
Tanks  "
Not a problem, long sips, chugging isn't advisable. In the future I recommend 2 green apples before a heavy session. It works wonders |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still on the wagon, pineapple juice please
It's very good for the... soul "
True, but don't seem to have the same memories and experiences after a night on it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a white wine spritzer for me please. Xx
One glass of ruined wine coming up! Soda or lemonade?
Ha ha. Soda please. Oh and some ice ice baby. Xx"
Of course, nothing improves chilled wine like ice!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"we having a lock in landlord
Yeah, rub it in why don't you, anybody seen the vice bucket?rub what in young man "
I'm still intrigued as to what a vice bucket is |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"we having a lock in landlord
Yeah, rub it in why don't you, anybody seen the vice bucket?rub what in young man
I'm still intrigued as to what a vice bucket is "
ice bucket |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I get a pint of water please? Been given copious amounts of free vodka at work tonight. Wibble."
There's bountiful amounts of water here, I'll happily furnish your desire |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Glass of red n some nuts please
I have a delicious Merlot if you want?
Merlot will do just nicely! Now do you know anyone with tasty nuts to go with?
Is that a large package that you're aftef? "
I like a large package and some salty nuts  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"we having a lock in landlord
Yeah, rub it in why don't you, anybody seen the vice bucket?rub what in young man
I'm still intrigued as to what a vice bucket is ice bucket"
Ah auto carrot!!! I've been thinking I'd missed a trick! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"id like a cpl hrs with you landlord failing that a pint of lager n lime x
I'll 2nd that  ...what time is last orders? "
Wel it looks like things have calmed for now, I'm sure I'm free for now |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"id like a cpl hrs with you landlord failing that a pint of lager n lime x
I'll 2nd that ...what time is last orders?
Wel it looks like things have calmed for now, I'm sure I'm free for now"
grabs the landlord quick wheres the celler |
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"id like a cpl hrs with you landlord failing that a pint of lager n lime x
I'll 2nd that ...what time is last orders? "
Last orders!! Don't be silly woman, I've just been to the 24/7 across the road for some more Cabernet Sauvignon
Care for a glass |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"id like a cpl hrs with you landlord failing that a pint of lager n lime x
I'll 2nd that ...what time is last orders?
Last orders!! Don't be silly woman, I've just been to the 24/7 across the road for some more Cabernet Sauvignon
Care for a glass "
Shhhh Ace I just wanna get him into the cellar |
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"id like a cpl hrs with you landlord failing that a pint of lager n lime x
I'll 2nd that ...what time is last orders?
Last orders!! Don't be silly woman, I've just been to the 24/7 across the road for some more Cabernet Sauvignon
Care for a glass
Shhhh Ace I just wanna get him into the cellar "
Well you don't drink anyway, so my wine would be wasted on you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"id like a cpl hrs with you landlord failing that a pint of lager n lime x
I'll 2nd that ...what time is last orders?
Last orders!! Don't be silly woman, I've just been to the 24/7 across the road for some more Cabernet Sauvignon
Care for a glass
Shhhh Ace I just wanna get him into the cellar
Well you don't drink anyway, so my wine would be wasted on you "
Ouch. Cheers |
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